I'm 37 so the college diet is a thing of the past. I'm a mother of two very inquisitive kids and a beer is definitely called for today. The pizza sounds like a definite possibility. Kids, do you want mommy to make pizza? Who am I kidding, do you want mommy to order pizza?

Can I just say that people who are happy this morning should be shot.

Taken outside and SHOT.

Grrrr...

Alarm clock didn't go off this morning - Daylight Savings Time confused it - and I got up a half hour late... turns out that half hour is directly proportional to the amount of time it takes for the caffeine to sink into my bloodstream. Grr... When I don't have that half hour buffer, EVERYONE is stupid. Drivers. Co-workers. Gas station attendants. Nazi crossing guards. Stop lights.

Rah...

HC - I'm sorry that you're in a grump today, what can I do to cheer you up?

How about this;

People ask me if I wake up grumpy in the morning... I reply----No, I just bring her some coffee!! :p

Hope your day turn out better than it started.:)

Rah... still grumpy... coffee... not... helping.

Because I was late, I didn't get to stop at Starbucks... rah... granted, I have already consumed a full pot, plus my commuter cup, but still... rah...

HC - What can I do? Should I track down the hunky snow plow guy? Would that help? I'd go to Starbucks for you if I could, but that's quite the trip.

Smile my dear friend, just remember; whenever you think it can't get any worse, that's when you stub your toe on your desk.

LOL! A stubbed toe on the desk... cute.

Ooo... I had forgotten about the hunky Canadian snow plow guy... smiling... :)

Thanks Alty... Now if you could just email me some coffee, I'd be set!

I'm willing to give it a try but I don't want to wreck my computer. It's a nice computer, it's real pretty.

Wouldn't you rather I send you a picture of the hunky, sexy, Canadian snow plow guy?

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I'm willing to give it a try but I don't want to wreck my computer. It's a nice computer, it's real pretty.

Wouldn't you rather I send you a picture of the hunky, sexy, Canadian snow plow guy?

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Hmm... coffee... cute guy... coffee... cute guy...

This morning, boy, it's a toss up! ;)

Did you say coffee and hunky Canadian snow plow guys?
Is that what you said?

Yup, that's what I said...

Trying to psyche myself up for my Monday morning marketing meeting...

Coffee... Hunky Canadian Snow Plow Man... Coffee... Cute guy...

(*sigh* I'm hopeless... )

Hmmmm, I need coffee just to get my buns back to bed...

Monday + Monday Morning Marketing Meeting + Daylight Savings Time + Lack of Sufficient Caffeine + Lack of Said Hunky Canadian = A crabby HC!

Hey startover, I need your help to cheer up HC, she's having a bad day.

HC - I tried sending you the hunky snow plow guy but he wouldn't fit in the mail slot (hee,hee)

I am however sending you a coffee.

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Hey startover, I need your help to cheer up HC, she's having a bad day.

HC - I tried sending you the hunky snow plow guy but he wouldn't fit in the mail slot (hee,hee)

I am however sending you a coffee.

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I am so going to ignore the obvious "between the lines" on that one and pass on to the beautiful coffee picture... ;)

(when I get in this cranky-pants mood, my inner demon surfaces... and lands me in the gutter... Off to my meeting! Thinking of Hunky snow plow guys who can't fit in the mail slot and coffee... :D)

I'll be back...

Have fun in your meeting, bring your coffee cup.

Hey Start, did you go back to bed?

This is all I can find... Google images are not my friends this morning, I obviously don't have the touch with out enough coffee in my tummy...
http://images.stockxpert.com/pic/m/p...8_22617356.jpg

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He just went to go get you your coffee... LOL
http://bainbridge.pmhclients.com/ima...coffee_cup.jpg
Better yet?
Nope, not in bed, wish I were, not feeling so good and I got some kiddos coming later on! And work later on after the first later on... then clean up the house from me being at work later after the second later on... LMAO I am out of control...

Hey Start - Thanks for the yummy man pictures, you made my day. I couldn't help but notice that there wasn't a snow plow in site, but hopefully HC won't pick up on that.

I'm also cleaning house today. When am I not cleaning house? I need a maid, I am the maid. I feel so used. All the hubby and kids do is make a mess, apparently they think a little fairy comes and cleans it up when they're not looking. This little fairy has had it, I'm going on strike. Let's see how they do when they run out of clean undies.:D

I woke up late too.

And my best friend and I are fighting.

BUT... I have coffee. And it's supposed to get in the 30s today! AND--I saw geeses flying NORTH this morning!

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Hey Start - Thanks for the yummy man pictures, you made my day. I couldn't help but notice that there wasn't a snow plow in site, but hopefully HC won't pick up on that.

I'm also cleaning house today. When am I not cleaning house? I need a maid, I am the maid. I feel so used. All the hubby and kids do is make a mess, apparently they think a little fairy comes and cleans it up when they're not looking. This little fairy has had it, I'm going on strike. Let's see how they do when they run out of clean undies.:D

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I tried to explain that my Google fingers couldn't find the snow and the hunk... just the snow or just the hunk, so I figured she was mostly interested in the hunk and posted that! LOL
Anyway... the fairy thing, I can relate totally relate to going on strike... I want to but I just know it will all get done half-azz and I will have to go back and do it ALL all over again, so really what's the point? I just don't see myself letting the house get dirty just so they can pretend to do something and then me go over it... Oh gosh, I think I may be grumpy again... going back to post #216 to get back on track... (I need more starbucks coffee) LMAO:D

Hey Synnen - I'm waiting for the geese to come back. I can't wait to see the first Robin Red breast, then I'll now that spring is really here. I do have a fairly nice patch of grass visible in my yard now, unfortunately it's brown, but give it time.

I'm on my second cup of coffee, I ran out of milk which is a must for me so I'm suffering right now. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow. I need a cow so that I can have a constant supply of milk. Do you think the neighbors would mind a cow? I'd share the milk.