Welcome aboard!
Is ye as pretty as yer name? Aarr!

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Originally Posted by eaca1234

Im calico prudentilla bonney. what a beautfiul name.
coincidentally, its the one on my birth certificate as well.

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Welcome aboard... ARRR:D

:D Cap'n you got your smarty pants on with that sort of feedback? Arrrr:D

Your pirate name is:
Bloody Jack Rackham

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

Aarr! And welcome aboard, Big Bloody Jack Rackham!
Ye better watch some of me crew... they be takin' too much grog...

Neh I say you'd be the one that... Y'AARRRRRRRRRRR.

Aye! But me was granted a two-fer! AARR!
Yer awful lucky I be the generous kind! AARRR!

This be Captain Mary Kidd here.

Oh no, my musket is poked, I've no rum, and I think I might just have a good cry!

I do not believe in that such as luck, I believe it's the mistress of the sea that has granted me good fortune

Aye! The mistress can be kind!

But we have some rules:

Pirate Laws! The Arrrrtimate list of rules for being a Pirate

Oy vey! My shipload of rum is headed toward Davy Jones' Locker. Where be that belaying pin that I gnaw on??

Oy vey?? What kind of ship we be running?? Oy vey!! Next ye'll be lookin' to put up curtain on the ports! Ye gets a wimper fer the rum goin' by the boards.. but ye better watch yer french!

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

This be Captain Mary Kidd here.

Oh no, my musket is poked, I've no rum, and I think I might just have a good cry!

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ARRRRRRR number 5 on the pirate code says no crying, even if there is a lack of rum

Avast! Loss o' rum or grog brings a tear to me only good eye! Aarr!

Avast! What wicked scoundrel took down the curtains on the ports?? That bosun should walk the plank!

Shiver me timbers! No curtains! Next ye'll be wantin' carpet!! To the blocks with ye's! AAARRR!!
Unless ye can cook or sing us a shanty.. Ye may be able ta redeem yerself! Aarr!

YARRRRRRRRRRR a good shanty is what we need

I cannot give ye a shanty, but how about a big multi-layer chocolate cake with fudge frosting and a tall glass of ice-cold milk or piping-hot coffee straight from the isles?

It be a fair trade me says

Arrr! My name is Calico Morgan Rackham