Holy camoly me says... Arrrr

Mad Bess Bonney here to join the crew! Arr!

And beneath that motherly smile is a devilish scoundrel of the sea. I'll be having me bag o dabloons back that ye pilfered off the coast of Jamaica... if you please.

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Mad Bess Bonney here to join the crew! Arr!

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Aye! Welcome aboard! Aarrr!

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And beneath that motherly smile is a devilish scoundrel of the sea. I'll be havin me bag o dabloons back that ye pilfered off the coast of Jamaica...if ya please.

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Pilfered?? Nay, I say! T'was stolen, fair 'n square! Aarr!

Then I'll be stealin them back... fair and square... ARRR!

What the heck are me mateys talking about? Arrr LMAO!

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What the heck are me mateys talkin bout? Arrr LMAO!

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As if a scrawny bag o' doubloon's was worth tusslin' fer! Arr! It's only GOLD, ye know!

Und I still say, finders be keepers! Aarr!
'Fore I puts the black spot on yer bounty and takes yer sword! Aarr!

As a man of fortune, I find it fair to warn ye that if ye be froggy enough to try that, then every last Jack of ye will be scuttled in Davey's grip. Ye call yur'self privateers but I say your all a gaggle of landlubbers awaitin fer the red ensign to come and mollycoddle ye all. Now sheath that cutlass afore ye find ye awash upon the American main. If there be any hornswagglin to be done here, I, Bloody Davey Vain be a doing it.

Holy Camoly me mateys we have a scoundrel... Blast them Cap'n, or shall I?

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Holy Camoly me mateys we have a scoundrel....Blast em Cap'n, or shall I?

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Give 'em yer guns, me hearty!

Hold on me need to get on my pirate talk site... LMAO! Arrr.

Aar! Ye drivlein' landlubber! Just when yer needed the most, ye go a scallywaggin' and footin' off! Who we going to have mannin' the guns now..! Aaarr!!

If yer going to Pirate Talk, git yer dungbie aboard!!

All hands hoay... Avast... shiver me timbers seems as though me have a chunk a salmagundi on board... take me blackjack boy... me need to kick some arse! Arrg

EDIT:::::I know it took me long enough... this is hard...

Landlubber! You all drink bilge water!

Yer cutlass may be dull, but yer tongue is sharp...
Grab ye some grog and tell us yer story... we all be lookin' fer a good shanty...

En for goodness sakes me matey... share ye music... You tube junkie... as fer the ol stuff me love it all...
Captain... fer the love of music... let him aboard... stories n' all! ARR!

Well, if ye must know, It's this peg leg. It be itchin and burning and all stoved up.

Im calico prudentilla bonney. What a beautfiul name.
Coincidentally, it's the one on my birth certificate as well.