A faggot is a kind of meatball, right? If so I love meatballs, haha, one of my favorite foods actually is Swedish meatballs!
Poutine is easy to make... just buy frozen french fries (crinkle cut are my favorite), dry cheese curds, and make or buy some gravy (preferably beef-type gravy rather than chicken). Cook the fries, top them with curds and then pour the gravy over it all. Delicious!!