Things not to say when a woman is interviewing you for a job:

"So, are those boobs real or implants?"

"I'm prettier than you are."

"So do you have some sort of problem with your metabolism or is your whole family heavy?"

"Is that a photo of your husband? He looks familiar to me. Has he ever screamed out the name Alty in his sleep?"

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Things not to say when a woman is interviewing you for a job:

"So, are those boobs real or implants?"

"I'm prettier than you are."

"So do you have some sort of problem with your metabolism or is your whole family heavy?"

"Is that a photo of your husband? He looks familiar to me. Has he ever screamed out the name Alty in his sleep?"

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Very good... :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Also, the book, my ducky book. I have a publisher that's interested (yes, another one) and he'll be calling tomorrow. If that book gets published, weee! If not, I'll go the self publishing route, only $300, sadly, I don't have it right now. :(

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What happened with the publisher??

I told you it was good! If they don't go for it then you should definitely put money aside to do it yourself!

Did you end up doing any pictures for it?

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Did you end up doing any pictures for it?

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Shazzy

I actually suggested to Alty that there was a very good artist living in Tassie who could possibly do the pictures ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Shazzy

I actually suggested to Alty that there was a very good artist living in Tassie who could possibly do the pictures ;)

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If I ever got my arse in gear I could do it. Sadly, my arse isn't in gear.

Warning peeps, Alty has been drinking, it's that kind of day. :(

Hey Alty, is it Sydney's b'day?

If so,

Happy birthday Mini Alty... :)

Oh Goody! If I wasn't taking pain meds I would join you!
What is your pleasure?
Dark,imported or something stronger ?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If I ever got my arse in gear I could do it. Sadly, my arse isn't in gear.

Warning peeps, Alty has been drinking, it's that kind of day. :(

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You don't ask , you don't get ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey Alty, is it Sydney's b'day?

If so,

Happy birthday Mini Alty... :)

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That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Originally Posted by artlady

Oh Goody! If I wasn't taking pain meds I would join you!
What is your pleasure?
Dark,imported or something stronger ?

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Beer, glorious beer, on an empty stomach.

Actually, I'm eating candy, they're gooey. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Haha... Hope she had a nice birthday... :)

Poor Alty...

7 is a great age to be... memories... ;)

(and yes Artlady, very odd... ;))

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Aww! That's so cute!:)

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set?...YLRahOw&size=l

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

You don't ask , you don't get ;)

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In that case, I'm asking for more beer. :D

Jared turns 11 on September 4, then I turn 39 on September 14. Boom, boom, boom, one birthday after another.

Sydney had a great day. :)

I have three million pencils and other school supplies to write names on.

Being a mom is so much fun. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Jared turns 11 on September 4, then I turn 39 on September 14. Boom, boom, boom, one birthday after another.

Sydney had a great day. :)

I have three million pencils and other school supplies to write names on.

Being a mom is so much fun. ;)

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Hehe... enjoy it while you can... ;)

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M, you never cease to amaze me, or is that amuse?

Either way, that's so darn sweet.

Okay, I'm licking the screen. I want chocolate cake! :(

Sydney will love it. :)

O.K. Alty I got a nice warm beer.I had to put ice in it to drink with you!
If I get a headache ,you have to rub my temples :)

Lucky ladies... I'm going to have a green tea because I'm at work, and its 10:45am here... a little too early to start drinking I think.. well maybe not for M...

How did your interview go?