Things not to say when a woman is interviewing you for a job:

"So, are those boobs real or implants?"

"I'm prettier than you are."

"So do you have some sort of problem with your metabolism or is your whole family heavy?"

"Is that a photo of your husband? He looks familiar to me. Has he ever screamed out the name Alty in his sleep?"

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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

Things not to say when a woman is interviewing you for a job:

"So, are those boobs real or implants?"

"I'm prettier than you are."

"So do you have some sort of problem with your metabolism or is your whole family heavy?"

"Is that a photo of your husband? He looks familiar to me. Has he ever screamed out the name Alty in his sleep?"

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Very good... :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Also, the book, my ducky book. I have a publisher that's interested (yes, another one) and he'll be calling tomorrow. If that book gets published, weee! If not, I'll go the self publishing route, only $300, sadly, I don't have it right now. :(

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What happened with the publisher??

I told you it was good! If they don't go for it then you should definitely put money aside to do it yourself!

Did you end up doing any pictures for it?

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Did you end up doing any pictures for it?

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Shazzy

I actually suggested to Alty that there was a very good artist living in Tassie who could possibly do the pictures ;)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Shazzy

I actually suggested to Alty that there was a very good artist living in Tassie who could possibly do the pictures ;)

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If I ever got my arse in gear I could do it. Sadly, my arse isn't in gear.

Warning peeps, Alty has been drinking, it's that kind of day. :(

Hey Alty, is it Sydney's b'day?

If so,

Happy birthday Mini Alty... :)

Oh Goody! If I wasn't taking pain meds I would join you!
What is your pleasure?
Dark,imported or something stronger ?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If I ever got my arse in gear I could do it. Sadly, my arse isn't in gear.

Warning peeps, Alty has been drinking, it's that kind of day. :(

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You don't ask , you don't get ;)

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Hey Alty, is it Sydney's b'day?

If so,

Happy birthday Mini Alty... :)

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That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Originally Posted by artlady

Oh Goody! If I wasn't taking pain meds I would join you!
What is your pleasure?
Dark,imported or something stronger ?

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Beer, glorious beer, on an empty stomach.

Actually, I'm eating candy, they're gooey. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Haha... Hope she had a nice birthday... :)

Poor Alty...

7 is a great age to be... memories... ;)

(and yes Artlady, very odd... ;))

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's so sweet. OMG, I had to retype that 5 times. :(

She's 7 today. Time flies too fast.

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Aww! That's so cute!:)

http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-set?...YLRahOw&size=l

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

You don't ask , you don't get ;)

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In that case, I'm asking for more beer. :D

Jared turns 11 on September 4, then I turn 39 on September 14. Boom, boom, boom, one birthday after another.

Sydney had a great day. :)

I have three million pencils and other school supplies to write names on.

Being a mom is so much fun. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Jared turns 11 on September 4, then I turn 39 on September 14. Boom, boom, boom, one birthday after another.

Sydney had a great day. :)

I have three million pencils and other school supplies to write names on.

Being a mom is so much fun. ;)

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Hehe... enjoy it while you can... ;)

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M, you never cease to amaze me, or is that amuse?

Either way, that's so darn sweet.

Okay, I'm licking the screen. I want chocolate cake! :(

Sydney will love it. :)

O.K. Alty I got a nice warm beer.I had to put ice in it to drink with you!
If I get a headache ,you have to rub my temples :)

Lucky ladies... I'm going to have a green tea because I'm at work, and its 10:45am here... a little too early to start drinking I think.. well maybe not for M...

How did your interview go?

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

Lucky ladies... I'm going to have a green tea because I'm at work, and its 10:45am here... a little too early to start drinking I think.. well maybe not for M...

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I love it... I can see M going: "Huh?" "Am I on the drink clock now?" :D:D

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Originally Posted by mpolo

How did your interview go?

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It went. ;)

They called my references, so that's a good sign.

I probably won't hear back until late September.

Thanks for asking. :)

I know it isn't for a birthday but I liked the bunnies

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It went. ;)

They called my references, so that's a good sign.

I probably won't hear back until late September.

Thanks for asking. :)

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How did you feel in the interview? Did you get over your jitters?

Ach, so schoen Arsty.

Das sis so lieb von Dir. :)

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Originally Posted by artlady

How did you feel in the interview? Did you get over your jitters?

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I blew the interview big time, or so I thought. Now they're calling my references, so I couldn't have been as bad as I thought.

I'm crossing my fingers. I really need this. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ach, so schoen Arsty.

Das sis so lieb von Dir. :)

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Don't keep me in suspense,my grandparents would be so ashamed,I know no German.

Hay thank-you! You last greenie gave me another square ! Cool beans!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I blew the interview big time, or so I thought. Now they're calling my references, so I couldn't have been as bad as I thought.

I'm crossing my fingers. I really need this. :)

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I am sure you have impeccable references so it looks good from my perspective.Good for you hon!

Got to go watch Americas go talent! I watch very little TV but I love that show !
Later peeps :)

Ach, so schoen Arsty.

Das sis so lieb von Dir.

Translation;

Oh, so sweet Artsy.

That is so nice of you. :)

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Originally Posted by artlady

Hay thank-you! You last greenie gave me another square ! Cool beans!

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Dang... she beat me to it :cool:

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Dang..................she beat me to it :cool:

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You should be accustomed to it by now M dear. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ach, so schoen Arsty.

Das sis so lieb von Dir.

Translation;

Oh, so sweet Artsy.

That is so nice of you. :)

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Danka my liebskien (oh my ,don't shoot)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Dang..................she beat me to it :cool:

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I think it is the second time that happened,if I'm not mistaken :)

Maybe next time friend ,just keep being a Friend,that's all I need ! ;)

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Originally Posted by artlady

I think it is the second time that happened,if I'm not mistaken :)

Maybe next time friend ,just keep being a Friend,thats all I need ! ;)

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Always artsy :)

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Always artsy :)

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You are too sweet ;)

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Originally Posted by artlady

You are too sweet ;)

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He's actually a bit salty. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

He's actually a bit salty. :D

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LMAO that hit my funny bone! Good one ,it must be the beer :D

Did someone say Beer??

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Originally Posted by friend4u178

Did someone say Beer ???

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Your funny and you must always be the most popular guy on campus.
Don't ever let them use you for you beer truck.:rolleyes:
Before you know it you'll have beer bongs hanging off your cute little truck :eek: