I am? :confused:
Oh, you, I am! :)
Sigh.
Why can't they just hire me and forget the interview? That would be easier. ;)
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You're all wrong; every last one of you.
Alty, all you need to do is this:
1. Buy yourself a laptop
2. Set your self-spanking bunny avitar as the background.
3. Bring said laptop to interview. Open and place directly in front of your future employer.
If they don't hire you on that alone, you don't want to work for a jackhole like that.
So now I need a new suit and a laptop?
Okay. Check list.
1. Get a sitter.
2. Print out resume.
3. Buy new suit.
4. Buy laptop.
5. Buy whiskey.
6. Buy valium.
7. Don't vomit.
8. Don't cry.
9. No sex talk.
10. Lie.
11. Leave.
12. Go home, suck thumb and vomit again.
Sound good?
If I was being interviewed by a man, that would be a plan. But... girl... no. ;)
I have no business attire. I've been a stay at home mom for over 10 years. My wardrobe consists of jeans, shirts, shorts and skirts.
Sigh.
This is so stressful. :(
I really want this job.
Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?
Cool cool... well, I guess the best thing to do is to be enthusiastic about the position. Show them you can fit into the company, will do a great job there and won't think of it just as a paycheck, but as something you enjoy doing.
I know that's hard, but more than just your smarts, employers are attracted to your personality and your enthusiasm about the position you applied for.
Good luck Alty, I hope you get it :)
Just be yourself Alty and you're a shoe in :cool:
Oh and take the carrot out of your butt before you go in , she may want to borrow it :D
If you have nothing to wear, just go nude :p
Sure your interviewer will really appreciate that heaps.
If you went nude, and the interviewer was a guy, then you got the job without saying a word... but like you said, the interviewer is a female... but then again these days... hmmm... this could be interesting...
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