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  • Aug 17, 2009, 02:42 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
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    You will...and I know that you're kidding about having alcohol on your breath...:)

    I am? :confused:

    Oh, you, I am! :)

    Sigh.

    Why can't they just hire me and forget the interview? That would be easier. ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 02:44 PM
    this8384

    You're all wrong; every last one of you.

    Alty, all you need to do is this:
    1. Buy yourself a laptop
    2. Set your self-spanking bunny avitar as the background.
    3. Bring said laptop to interview. Open and place directly in front of your future employer.

    If they don't hire you on that alone, you don't want to work for a jackhole like that.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 02:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    You're all wrong; every last one of you.

    Alty, all you need to do is this:
    1. Buy yourself a laptop
    2. Set your self-spanking bunny avitar as the background.
    3. Bring said laptop to interview. Open and place directly in front of your future employer.

    If they don't hire you on that alone, you don't want to work for a jackhole like that.

    So now I need a new suit and a laptop?

    Okay. Check list.

    1. Get a sitter.
    2. Print out resume.
    3. Buy new suit.
    4. Buy laptop.
    5. Buy whiskey.
    6. Buy valium.
    7. Don't vomit.
    8. Don't cry.
    9. No sex talk.
    10. Lie.
    11. Leave.
    12. Go home, suck thumb and vomit again.

    Sound good?
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:07 PM
    this8384
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    So now I need a new suit and a laptop?

    Okay. Check list.

    1. Get a sitter.
    2. Print out resume.
    3. Buy new suit.
    4. Buy laptop.
    5. Buy whiskey.
    6. Buy valium.
    7. Don't vomit.
    8. Don't cry.
    9. No sex talk.
    10. Lie.
    11. Leave.
    12. Go home, suck thumb and vomit again.

    Sound good?

    I said nothing of a new suit.

    Show up naked.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:09 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    I said nothing of a new suit.

    Show up naked.

    If I was being interviewed by a man, that would be a plan. But... girl... no. ;)

    I have no business attire. I've been a stay at home mom for over 10 years. My wardrobe consists of jeans, shirts, shorts and skirts.

    Sigh.

    This is so stressful. :(

    I really want this job.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:11 PM
    this8384
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    If I was being interviewed by a man, that would be a plan. But..... girl.....no. ;)

    You never know, maybe her door swings both ways :D

    I'll keep you in my prayers - God has a plan for you
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:13 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    You never know, maybe her door swings both ways :D

    I'll keep you in my prayers - God has a plan for you

    Telling me the plan would help.

    I don't like being in the dark. ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:18 PM
    this8384
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Telling me the plan would help.

    I don't like being in the dark. ;)

    No fair; you don't get peeksies ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by this8384 View Post
    No fair; you don't get peeksies ;)

    Why?

    I've been good.

    Sort of.

    Is Thursday here yet? :(
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:58 PM
    BlackVY

    Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?
  • Aug 17, 2009, 03:59 PM
    this8384
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?

    Reverse cowgirl.






    Fine, I apologize for the inappropriateness of my comment and blah blah blah...

    :D
  • Aug 17, 2009, 04:26 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?

    It's their yearly immunization campaign, the position is entering in the names, addresses and other info of the people being immunized.

    Like I said, easy peasy. :)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 04:34 PM
    BlackVY

    Cool cool... well, I guess the best thing to do is to be enthusiastic about the position. Show them you can fit into the company, will do a great job there and won't think of it just as a paycheck, but as something you enjoy doing.

    I know that's hard, but more than just your smarts, employers are attracted to your personality and your enthusiasm about the position you applied for.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 06:50 PM
    albear
    Good luck Alty, I hope you get it :)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 07:57 PM
    friend4u178

    Just be yourself Alty and you're a shoe in :cool:




    Oh and take the carrot out of your butt before you go in , she may want to borrow it :D
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:00 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Just be yourself Alty and your a shoe in :cool:




    Oh and take the carrot outta your butt before you go in , she may wanna borrow it :D

    It's not a...

    Oh, never mined. :(
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:01 PM
    cal823

    If you have nothing to wear, just go nude :p
    Sure your interviewer will really appreciate that heaps.
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:07 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by cal823 View Post
    If you have nothing to wear, just go nude :p
    Sure your interviewer will really appreciate that heaps.

    I actually want this job, so I'll wear clothing. ;)
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:12 PM
    BlackVY

    If you went nude, and the interviewer was a guy, then you got the job without saying a word... but like you said, the interviewer is a female... but then again these days... hmmm... this could be interesting...
  • Aug 17, 2009, 08:13 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I actually want this job, so I'll wear clothing. ;)

    What about if Chuff was doing the interview ;)

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