Hello:

I wrote the following rap lyrics for your voice mail. Do you think I can make it as a rap star? Yes, I'm white and old but...

Hello evabody, I'm sorry I'm not at home,
But you can leave a message at the sound of the tone,
Ya don't have to worry about what I'm going to do,
Cause when I get home, I'm going to,
Caaaall you.

excon
Or better known as 50 million cent.

Hilarious!! I luuurve it!!

It works for me! That gets a 10!

I love it! And I would probably rap my message right back into the recorder!

Haha may I have permission to send this one to Snoop Dogg or 50 cent?
:D

That's true start over. I think it's Werid Al Yanakviselajdsf.

Ah, I gave up halfway through the damn name. Hahaha.

HAHAHAH nice try though good thing I didn't have any coffee in my mouth. I just tied to rap a good morning song (more like a get yer butt out of bed song) to my oldest kids and they won't even give me the time of day. My daughter had a smirk so at least she heard me, right?

I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordion lessons from his grandfather. LOL

Oh I'm glad you didn't have any coffee in your mouth that time around. :)
I'm sure she did hear you! HAha

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Originally Posted by J_9

I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordian lessons from his grandfather. LOL

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Whoa, seriously?

Are you kidding? That is cool. I wish I could get weird al on here to give us all a few laughs. I guess that is what his CD's are for though.

Hello start:

Hey, hey, little chillen, get out of the damn bed,
You betta start brushing and washing your head,
Cause we got to lotta stuff we need to get done,
So git your butt up, and let's start the fun...

50 jillion cent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I just rapped it to my 5 year old and he liked it, and my 4 year old, look at you, you have groupies. Or I do. I said it really loud so I hope they heard! I will be memorizing that one for sure.

My daughter just rapped it with me. And LOVED IT! Thanks excon, got any more? Maybe a weed wacking song? That is the main objective today for our too big yard!

Oh yes! And maybe a car washing one as well?

Hello again:

Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh, shhh
Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh shhh
Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
Rather smoke it than wak it, smoke it than wak it
Shhh shhh

50 trillion cent

excon, that was hilarious! Oh my gosh! Take it easy looks like everyone is up and waiting for the puter. We only have one, so it is their turn. Thanks for the good morning.

Hahahahahah holy cow, snoop has nothing on you exon!

excon, I mean 50 trillion cent, you arae a true artist. I will be coming back for more!

Not enough references to es, ho's, Cristal, spinning rims, being a cop killer, having mad cash, etc.

2/10

I guess not, we need to put more power into the words! I will be thinking about one or two little ditties today!

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Originally Posted by NeedKarma

Not enough references to es, ho's, Cristal, spinning rims, being a cop killer, having mad cash, etc.

2/10

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Don't forget about mentioning you got shot 9 times in every rap you put out!

Yes, being shot is very cool!
I want to hear a rap song about sweet love making, not F------. I wonder if there is one?

Speaking of rap lyrics: YouTube - Chris recites T-PAIN-- cute with chris #121

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Originally Posted by startover22

Yes, being shot is very cool!
I want to hear a rap song about sweet love making, not F------. I wonder if there is one?

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I highly doubt it in today's society. I don't even think they know what "love making" is because it's been replaced with all the F----ing, screwing, tapping.

Not good.
The best "love making" songs are the old ones, the ones before rap was even invented. :D

That was soooo stupid. Why would you write a song like that, I just don't know??
I really like some of the beats to the rap songs I could dance all night without the lyrics...

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Originally Posted by startover22

That was soooo stupid. why would you write a song like that, I just don't know?????
I really like some of the beats to the rap songs i could dance all night without the lyrics.....

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I completely agree! People are slowly starting to loose their class.

Rap beats are amazing, well some of them. Others can be annoying with the bird sounds and the cop sirens.
Haha.

C'mon guys, let's relax, let me buy you a drannnnk.

"Ohhoohhh imma take you home with me, I got money in tha baaaaank"


This goes back to your major cash post karma!

Barry White, Marvin Gay... Those are the ones Bee Gees?

You guys are great with your slnag... I always tell my kids that "I got the skills" "I'm down with that" or "I can hang" Or "what up G"

I feel a sudden urge to beat box coming on. :cool:

OOOOHHHHHHH, I love beat boxing. We were watching American Idol, I can't believe we watched every show but my husband beat boxed every time and we all made fun of him.
I would much rather see some break dancing, that stuff is unbelievable!

Goodness yes! Some of that break dacing is unbelievable!
I tend to say the "Oooh!", "ahh's!" a lot while watching that.

Same here. If my back ever gets any better, I want someone to teach me the basic moves... I know my kids and their friends would love it. Or they would just get embarrassed and go hide. But it will be fun either way!

I already know the spin and the worm!

Startover, we need to make a beat boxing album. We will become famous!
:D

I am with you. I think many people on this site would be good additions. I have to say that I have always wanted to play in a band too, so if I could either be a professional lip syncer or the bass guitar or the harmonica, that would be my dream come true! Let's see what we can come up with. Anything goes!

I'm oh so in!

We should beat box and get others to do ridiculous things in our little rap group. Such as the harmonica, banjo and operah singer.

Now, wouldn't that have a lovley sound to it!
:D

Yes, and I bet if we made a video we could make some serious "bank" I could do the ever so famous startover pelvic thrust, and with my smooth breakdancing skill added to that, whoa! We are going to be millionaires

Buboomp buboomp
I got a problem
I want to share
Can't seem to get
It right anywhere
This day is craze
I don't know why
I'm making no sense
So I'm going to fly
Boopboop boopboop uh uh