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  • May 27, 2006, 05:55 PM
    valinors_sorrow
    Killer Lines from the Movies
    :D Okay, just for giggles?

    Three Killer Lines from the Movies.. .


    Mine are:

    1. Gingerbread Man: "Do you know the Muffin Man?" - Shrek

    2. Lester while applying at a fast food restaurant: "I want a job with the least amount of responsibility." - American Beauty.

    3. The Moor in response to the child who is curious about why he looks so different from anyone she has known: "Allah loves wonderous variety!" - Robinhood, Prince of Thieves
  • May 27, 2006, 06:58 PM
    magprob
    Sling Blade, in a deep southern drawl:

    MMMM, I'll just have me some mustard on dem biscuts... MMMMM :p
  • May 30, 2006, 09:23 AM
    magprob
    In a Hollywood gone rancid, due to the creeps that own and run it, Billy Bob Thornton is like a breath of fresh air. Have you seen U Turn?:cool:
  • May 30, 2006, 07:53 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Kill them all. Kurt Russell in Soldier
    A soldier deserves a soldier. Kurt Russel in Soldier
    No one gets left behind. Blackhawk Down
  • May 31, 2006, 01:00 AM
    educatedhorse_2005
    I am going to represent (Biker Boyz)
    Beautiful morning Sargent major (We were soldiers)
    I want you to change your socks every time we stop(Forrest Gump)
  • May 31, 2006, 01:45 AM
    Krs
    "you take the blue pill - you stay in wonderland, you wake up and believe what you want to believe - you take the red pill and ill show you how deep the rabbit hole goes" - Matrix Lawrence Fishbourne

    and another

    " assuming is the brother of all f**k ups " - Pulp Fiction Samuel L Jackson

    Two of my favorite movies.

    " you talking to me, eh you talking to me, its ME Tony, Tony Soprano " - The Soprano's.. ( I know its not a movie, but I love the way he say's it very mafia style ) lol.

    RickJ - another one sorry!
  • May 31, 2006, 04:16 AM
    RickJ
    Clint's had some good ones:

    “You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you punk?”

    "Go ahead, make my day"
  • May 31, 2006, 05:21 AM
    Nez
    Jessica Rabbit,to Bob Hoskins in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    "Is that a present under there...or are you just pleased to see me?" :D
  • May 31, 2006, 06:40 AM
    RickJ
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Where did that little ditty originate?

    A twist on a line by Mae West in I'm No Angel: "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"
  • Jun 2, 2006, 09:05 PM
    Starman
    15. E.T. (voice of Joe Welsh): "E.T. phone home."
    E.T.: THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, Universal, 1982

    SCOTT CAREY (Grant Williams): "To God, there is no zero. I still exist."
    THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN, Universal, 1957
  • Jun 3, 2006, 04:04 AM
    StuMegu
    "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine - The Italian Job
  • Jun 3, 2006, 06:52 AM
    Stormy69
    Blazing Saddles... "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" &
    "Mongo LIKE candy!"

    Young Frankenstien... "Abby.. someone".. & "A riot is un ugly ting, and I tink itz about time we had one!!"
  • Jun 3, 2006, 12:19 PM
    StuMegu
    "I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal."

    Highlander
  • Jun 3, 2006, 01:26 PM
    Chery
    From the movie Cool Hand Luke...

    "What we have here... is a failure to communicate!"

    http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_11.gif Don't you just love them movies??
  • Jun 6, 2006, 05:35 PM
    magprob
    I think about that scene in Cool Hand Luke from time to time, in which Luke takes a drag off the Leper's cigar and the leper asks him, "How did you know I have the kind of leprosy that isn't contagious?" Luke replies, "I did'nt."
    Whoa dudes and dudetts, that is one hard dude! I love it!
  • Jun 6, 2006, 06:56 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Make him an offer he can't refuse ( the godfather )
    Run forrest run ( forrest gump )
    We have a bunch of spitters and ****ters ( con air )
  • Jun 6, 2006, 10:25 PM
    Stormy69
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by magprob
    I think about that scene in Cool Hand Luke from time to time, in which Luke takes a drag off the Leper's cigar and the leper asks him, "How did you know I have the kind of leprosy that isn't contagious?" Luke replies, "I did'nt."
    Whoa dudes and dudetts, that is one hard dude! I love it!

    That was from the movie Papillon with Steve Mcqueen and Dustin Hoffman. Still an EXCELLENT movie.. one of my favorites!
  • Jun 6, 2006, 10:41 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    We only got 1% they offered 10%. I only get 1/2 of 1% ( National Treasure )

    You are not a god. Why don't you pull the trigger and find out. ( young guns 2)

    Jake. Jake fell off his horse. ( Silverado )
  • Jun 7, 2006, 10:52 PM
    kp2171
    Just found this thread. so many to list... here's a start. I'll probably list many more before its done...

    Say hello to my little friend. - scarface

    Bond. James bond - any bond film

    Here's jonny! - the shining

    We're not mexican (steve martin w martin short and chevy chase to a mexican bartender) - the three amigos

    You're trying to seduce me, aren't you? - the graduate

    It's 106 miles to chicago. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. - blues brothers

    We're on a mission from God - blues brothers

    Great. They have automatic weapons. We have carpet tacks. They're not carpet tacks. They're dry wall nails. - 2nd blues brothers movie

    Show me the money - jerry maguire

    Are you a MexiCAN or MexiCAN'T? - once upon a time in mexico

    He slimed me - ghostbusters

    I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to f***in' amuse you? - goodfellas

    If it bleeds we can kill it - predator

    You'll shoot your eye out kid! - christmas story

    That's the fact, jack! - stripes

    You shot my gun! You don't shoot a mans gun!
    And
    What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - the survivors (I know many didn't pehaps see this but it's a GREAT mindless robin williams, walter matthau, jerry reed rental... any movie where a guy gets fired by his boss's parrot is worth spending an hour and half on)

    Ill have what she's having - when harry met sally

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning - apocolypse now

    What we got here is a failure to communicate - cool hand luke

    You can't handle the truth - a few good men

    Almost anything samuel l jackson says in pulp fiction

    Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
    And
    Hey, chavez, how come they ain't killing us? Because we're in the spirit world, a$$hole. They can't see us.
    (peyote induced hallucinations) - young guns

    I see dead people - sixth sense

    There goes a cow... and another one. No I think that was the same one. - twister

    Shoving feathers up your a$$ doesn't make you a chicken - fight club

    You talking to me - taxi driver

    I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nive chianti - silence of the lambs

    Houston we have a problem - apollo 13

    OK.. enough for now. My wife is going to want to know why I pulled out all the movies to look at the titles to help me think of some quotes.
  • Jun 7, 2006, 11:38 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    One time at band camp (American Pie)
    I haven't lost my temper in ten years but mr you are pushing really pushing (mclintock)
    The hell I won't (mclintock)
    The shermanator (American Pie)
    Hey mclintock great party where the whiskey (Mclintock)
    No whiskey we go home (Mclintock)
    HI Ho Silver away (The Lone Ranger)
    Stiflers mom ( American Pie)
    Every gunfighter has an edge some like the sun at there back others want to make there appoinent sweet (the outlaw josey wells)
    Now spit (the outlaw josey wells)
    I hate snakes (Indian Jones)
  • Jun 8, 2006, 01:49 PM
    Jonegy
    From "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" - "Esmeralda - she gave me water"

    Although I don't tend to remember the scripts - it's the visual that seems to click in my head as in the above when he is swinging from the bell ropes.

    My favourite has to be in 'Kelly's Heroes' with Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas and Donald Sutherland walking down that narrow cobbled street facing out ruddy great Tiger Tank. Donald Sutherland loosening his pistol for a "quick draw" - it kills me every time I see it.
  • Jun 8, 2006, 04:54 PM
    shunned
    "You make me want to be a better man"
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:05 AM
    rd68
    What's your major malfunction numnuts = Full metal jacket
    Say hello to my little friend = Scarface
    On chinca!What is this s&*t man? It's mowiewowie man = Chech and chong
    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood = Dodgeball
    Ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight = Batman
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:18 AM
    shunned
    "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"

    Monty Python's Holy Grail
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:32 AM
    Stormy69
    My newest favorite is"For the love of Chrystler would you just stop and ask for directions!"
    CARS... GREAT movie!
  • Jun 20, 2006, 03:58 PM
    31pumpkin
    Momma says Vicki Valencourt's the Devil! - The Waterboy

    It's too sudden, she's in shock! - Monster-in-Law

    What happened Mr. Rooney, did you get in a fight? - Ferris Beuller's Day Off

    I never worked so hard for a meal in my life! - Kirstie Alley, For Richer or Poorer

    Wow! A ballbreaker! - Vise Versa

    Yeah, but Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have a whole Achilles body! -Woody Allen, Mighty Aphrodite

    Favorite - Here's looking at you kid - Humphrey Bogart (old one)
  • Jun 20, 2006, 06:32 PM
    ScottGem
    AFI already did this:

    http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx

    I had the #1 picked correctly, but My #2 actually came in at #5.

    But they missed two of my favorites:

    From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid when Butch and Sundance were cornered against the cliff and Butch wants them to jump. Sundance refuses, finally admitting; "I can't swim!". Butch responds; "Swim? Hell the fall will probably kill you!"

    From it's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Mickey Rooney and Buddy Hackett see Jimmy Durante go off the side of a road. They scramble down to see if he's OK. Durante is dying and after telling them where a $100K is hidden he spasms and his leg shoots out kicking a pail by his foot. Buddy remarks about him "kicking the bucket"!
  • Jun 20, 2006, 07:56 PM
    rd68
    That's not a knife... This is a knife. - Crocodile Dundee
    You going to bark all day little doggie,Or you going to bite? - Resavor dogs
    Go for it. - Rocky III
    Well one thing for sure they don't serve fried chicken & watermelon on a daily bases in my mess hall! - Full Metal Jacket
    Do you feel lucky punk?. Well do you? - Magnum Force
    If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball
  • Jun 30, 2006, 03:07 AM
    Thomas1970
    Two of my favorites:

    "Yeah... You're a legend in your own mind." Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact
    "Anyone else want to play with Cupcake?" Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground
  • Jun 30, 2006, 03:45 AM
    wizzkid89
    Show me the money-jerry mcguire

    I'm surprised this hasn't been said I mean it was a huge movie, I personally hated it, but still the quote live's on " I'm King of the World"-Titanic

    Moma said life's like a box of chocaletes, you never know what you going to get-Forrest Gump

    Run Forrest Run-Again Forrest Gump

    "Chickens You guys have chickens Are they extra crispy or original recipe?"-Son in Law(great movie, I love pauly shore, I would have picked a different quote however I couldn't put it down percisely so I decided to use another one.

    "[the Indians General Manager calls minor league coach Lou Brown at Tire World to offer him a position with the Indians]
    Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
    Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
    Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
    Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls. "-Major League. Great Movie, just absolutely hilarious, if I could I would buy the entire world a copy.

    "Blade: OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and running water don't do **** so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight. You know how to use one of these?
    [hands her a gun]
    Dr. Karen Jenson: No, but I'll damn sure learn quick.
    Blade: Safety's off, round's already chambered. Silver hollowpoint filled with garlic. You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else, is your ***... "-Blade another great great movie, if you watch movies at this is a must see
  • Jun 30, 2006, 09:50 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Burn Rubber not your Soul--- Biker Boyz
    Dude I almost had you--- Fast and the furious
    Did you give him your name. Nope I gave him my horse.--- Lonesome dove
  • Jul 1, 2006, 04:29 AM
    Alfie
    "You know your problem? You've had too much black semen pumped up your ***."
    Reservoir Dogs.
    This line blew me away when I first heard it.
    Alf.
  • Jul 2, 2006, 02:25 AM
    Thomas1970
    Another classic I saw again today: "You're in charge of but two things right now... jack and s***. And Jack just left town!" Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
  • Jul 2, 2006, 02:36 AM
    Caracalla
    Why don't you look over that way, before I bust your f... g head off. Robert De Niro to Billy Crystal's Father inlaw in Analyse This
  • Jul 5, 2006, 12:19 AM
    simplecharms
    "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Olympia Dukakis, Steel Magnolias

    "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f..k the prom queen." Sean Connery, The Rock

    "Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that, can ye? It shoulda been the rule of wrist." Sean Patrick Flanery, Boondock Saints
  • Feb 4, 2008, 10:00 PM
    friend4u178
    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"The Usual Suspects
  • Jul 1, 2009, 07:32 AM
    azumi13

    "sheriff! you are invading my territorial bubble" -Millton Dammers The Frightners
  • Aug 1, 2009, 10:53 PM
    azumi13

    Sean patrick flanery- the boondock saints
    "name 1 thing you'd need the stupid ing rope for"

    Rocko- the boondock saints
    "is it dead"
  • Aug 1, 2009, 11:26 PM
    azumi13

    My name is bruce

    Ted raimi "guan-di ha been unleashed"
    Bruce campbell "im sorry was that unreashed"
    Ted rami "unreashed unreashed what the matter you dont speak engurish"
  • May 30, 2011, 03:26 AM
    samuelspeak
    Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. - Forrest Gump
    Your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom. - Troy
    I belong to this land. Where do you belong? - King Arthur

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