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  • Jun 8, 2006, 01:49 PM
    Jonegy
    From "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" - "Esmeralda - she gave me water"

    Although I don't tend to remember the scripts - it's the visual that seems to click in my head as in the above when he is swinging from the bell ropes.

    My favourite has to be in 'Kelly's Heroes' with Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas and Donald Sutherland walking down that narrow cobbled street facing out ruddy great Tiger Tank. Donald Sutherland loosening his pistol for a "quick draw" - it kills me every time I see it.
  • Jun 8, 2006, 04:54 PM
    shunned
    "You make me want to be a better man"
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:05 AM
    rd68
    What's your major malfunction numnuts = Full metal jacket
    Say hello to my little friend = Scarface
    On chinca!What is this s&*t man? It's mowiewowie man = Chech and chong
    Nobody makes me bleed my own blood = Dodgeball
    Ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight = Batman
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:18 AM
    shunned
    "Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"

    Monty Python's Holy Grail
  • Jun 18, 2006, 09:32 AM
    Stormy69
    My newest favorite is"For the love of Chrystler would you just stop and ask for directions!"
    CARS... GREAT movie!
  • Jun 20, 2006, 03:58 PM
    31pumpkin
    Momma says Vicki Valencourt's the Devil! - The Waterboy

    It's too sudden, she's in shock! - Monster-in-Law

    What happened Mr. Rooney, did you get in a fight? - Ferris Beuller's Day Off

    I never worked so hard for a meal in my life! - Kirstie Alley, For Richer or Poorer

    Wow! A ballbreaker! - Vise Versa

    Yeah, but Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have a whole Achilles body! -Woody Allen, Mighty Aphrodite

    Favorite - Here's looking at you kid - Humphrey Bogart (old one)
  • Jun 20, 2006, 06:32 PM
    ScottGem
    AFI already did this:

    http://www.afi.com/tvevents/100years/quotes.aspx

    I had the #1 picked correctly, but My #2 actually came in at #5.

    But they missed two of my favorites:

    From Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid when Butch and Sundance were cornered against the cliff and Butch wants them to jump. Sundance refuses, finally admitting; "I can't swim!". Butch responds; "Swim? Hell the fall will probably kill you!"

    From it's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Mickey Rooney and Buddy Hackett see Jimmy Durante go off the side of a road. They scramble down to see if he's OK. Durante is dying and after telling them where a $100K is hidden he spasms and his leg shoots out kicking a pail by his foot. Buddy remarks about him "kicking the bucket"!
  • Jun 20, 2006, 07:56 PM
    rd68
    That's not a knife... This is a knife. - Crocodile Dundee
    You going to bark all day little doggie,Or you going to bite? - Resavor dogs
    Go for it. - Rocky III
    Well one thing for sure they don't serve fried chicken & watermelon on a daily bases in my mess hall! - Full Metal Jacket
    Do you feel lucky punk?. Well do you? - Magnum Force
    If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. - Dodgeball
  • Jun 30, 2006, 03:07 AM
    Thomas1970
    Two of my favorites:

    "Yeah... You're a legend in your own mind." Clint Eastwood in Sudden Impact
    "Anyone else want to play with Cupcake?" Steven Seagal in On Deadly Ground
  • Jun 30, 2006, 03:45 AM
    wizzkid89
    Show me the money-jerry mcguire

    I'm surprised this hasn't been said I mean it was a huge movie, I personally hated it, but still the quote live's on " I'm King of the World"-Titanic

    Moma said life's like a box of chocaletes, you never know what you going to get-Forrest Gump

    Run Forrest Run-Again Forrest Gump

    "Chickens You guys have chickens Are they extra crispy or original recipe?"-Son in Law(great movie, I love pauly shore, I would have picked a different quote however I couldn't put it down percisely so I decided to use another one.

    "[the Indians General Manager calls minor league coach Lou Brown at Tire World to offer him a position with the Indians]
    Charlie Donovan: How would you like to manage the Indians this year?
    Lou Brown: Gee, I don't know...
    Charlie Donovan: What do you mean, you don't know? This is your chance to manage in the big leagues.
    Lou Brown: Let me get back to you, will you, Charlie? I got a guy on the other line asking about some white walls. "-Major League. Great Movie, just absolutely hilarious, if I could I would buy the entire world a copy.

    "Blade: OK, Vampire Anatomy 101, crosses and running water don't do **** so forget what you've seen in the movies. You use a stake, silver or sunlight. You know how to use one of these?
    [hands her a gun]
    Dr. Karen Jenson: No, but I'll damn sure learn quick.
    Blade: Safety's off, round's already chambered. Silver hollowpoint filled with garlic. You aim for the head or the heart. Anything else, is your ***... "-Blade another great great movie, if you watch movies at this is a must see
  • Jun 30, 2006, 09:50 PM
    educatedhorse_2005
    Burn Rubber not your Soul--- Biker Boyz
    Dude I almost had you--- Fast and the furious
    Did you give him your name. Nope I gave him my horse.--- Lonesome dove
  • Jul 1, 2006, 04:29 AM
    Alfie
    "You know your problem? You've had too much black semen pumped up your ***."
    Reservoir Dogs.
    This line blew me away when I first heard it.
    Alf.
  • Jul 2, 2006, 02:25 AM
    Thomas1970
    Another classic I saw again today: "You're in charge of but two things right now... jack and s***. And Jack just left town!" Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
  • Jul 2, 2006, 02:36 AM
    Caracalla
    Why don't you look over that way, before I bust your f... g head off. Robert De Niro to Billy Crystal's Father inlaw in Analyse This
  • Jul 5, 2006, 12:19 AM
    simplecharms
    "If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Olympia Dukakis, Steel Magnolias

    "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f..k the prom queen." Sean Connery, The Rock

    "Rule of thumb? Can't do much damage with that, can ye? It shoulda been the rule of wrist." Sean Patrick Flanery, Boondock Saints
  • Feb 4, 2008, 10:00 PM
    friend4u178
    "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"The Usual Suspects
  • Jul 1, 2009, 07:32 AM
    azumi13

    "sheriff! you are invading my territorial bubble" -Millton Dammers The Frightners
  • Aug 1, 2009, 10:53 PM
    azumi13

    Sean patrick flanery- the boondock saints
    "name 1 thing you'd need the stupid ing rope for"

    Rocko- the boondock saints
    "is it dead"
  • Aug 1, 2009, 11:26 PM
    azumi13

    My name is bruce

    Ted raimi "guan-di ha been unleashed"
    Bruce campbell "im sorry was that unreashed"
    Ted rami "unreashed unreashed what the matter you dont speak engurish"
  • May 30, 2011, 03:26 AM
    samuelspeak
    Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. - Forrest Gump
    Your glory walks hand-in-hand with your doom. - Troy
    I belong to this land. Where do you belong? - King Arthur

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