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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Ok......................................just make sure those italian girls you date aren't mob princesses.

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Lol... of all people, I think Kp could handle a mob princess... couldn't you, Kp? ;)

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Ok......................................just make sure those italian girls you date aren't mob princesses.

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Well one worked for the fed govt, had a weapons permit, and had "sniper" vision...

Nothing like knowing your girl could pick you off at 200 yards to keep you on the up and up.

You sure he'll be able to handle her when he's sleeping with th fishes?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

well one worked for the fed govt, had a weapons permit, and had "sniper" vision...

nothing like knowing your girl could pick you off at 200 yards to keep you on the up and up.

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Wow... guess not!

I dated an ex-Cia agent before. She thought I was cheating on her and one day I could really swear there was a person in a trench coat following me.

Nothing like knowing your girl could make you disappear of the face of the Earth and all government databases.

Wow... see, I always thought government/cia/fbi/etc men were sexy. :)

Well I guess not cause she started going out with me.

Awww... DBC, aren't you a "cutie patootie"?? Isn't that what Alty called you? Lol

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

I dated an ex-Cia agent before. She thought I was cheating on her and one day I could really swear there was a person in a trench coat following me.

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I'm exaggerating, there was no trench coat, just people who seemed to look like her kept popping up on me. But I caught her, because I read the Bourne book series and know how to see throgugh disguises..

To this day I will not use wire hangers because of Mommy dearest!! That lady was mean.

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Originally Posted by HistorianChick

Awww... DBC, aren't you a "cutie patootie"??? Isn't that what Alty called you? lol

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No, some person called rpg did.

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Originally Posted by spitvenom

To this day I will not use wire hangers beacuse of Mommy dearest!!!!! That lady was mean.

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"No wire hangers.... ever!!!"

I remember the first (and only) time I said, "yes, Mommie Dearest"... It was bad... lol...

Wire hangers, you think that's bad. The Cia girl, tazered me every time I "misbehaved."

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Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp

Wire hangers, you think that's bad. The Cia girl, tazered me everytime I "misbehaved."

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I am so not going there...

I'm just surprised I was able to make it out of that relationship alive. I honestly though I would "disappear" before I got out of that relationship.

Wow... lol.

Today's lesson: never date someone who works for the government.

Gotcha...

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Originally Posted by spitvenom

To this day I will not use wire hangers beacuse of Mommy dearest!!!!! That lady was mean.

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Dated a girl whose mother wouldn't for the same reason.. but then she also was a bit off the deep end, the kind that would measure the distance between hangers to space things out right.

Thankfully, her daughter was just a fraction neurotic as the mother... deliberate order present, but not measured in inches.