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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

That's why you should never say, "Do I look like an idiot to you?" The other person may say, "Yes."

Comes under the "never ask a question when you're not positive of the answer" category.

(Got to like your betrothed - !)

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yes, my beloved is wicked fast with a sharp tongue (in good humored fun)... its an impressive superpower.

also don't say "im not trying to be a jerk" when having a disagreement... thatll get you "then try harder"

also, calling a man "bunny" in a heated moment will stop him in his tracks... often he will be into the next diatribe, pause, and ask "did you just call me bunny?!"... did it to me, to my cousin, to the president of her company. Apparently it's a universal effect... with a forehead vein that appears.

same with calling a guy "mr pi$$ypants" or asking him if he's riding his "huffy" bike today. Its just a catch 22... by stating "i am NOT mr pi$$ypants!" you become, well, you know. =)