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  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:30 PM
    JoeCanada76
    I think I am Pregnant.
    I weigh more. My stomach hurts. I am dizzy and yes I have sex. I think I am pregnant, but I never have a period so I do not really know for sure. My stomach looks like maybe 6 months.

    Please help..
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:38 PM
    lighterrr

    UMMM what? I'm lost again "looking around left to right"
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:38 PM
    lighterrr
    Ahh you must be thomas the man on opera that had a baby and it pregnant again
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:41 PM
    mudweiser

    I bet it's because you didn't jump after having intercourse or hold your breath when you climaxed.

    Now you'll have to learn from your mistakes, lets hope it's just that chimichanga you ate that was a week old and not a fetus.

    http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...-with-wife.jpg

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:51 PM
    nikosmom

    Didn't you say you were lactating?

    You should take a peepee test to see if there's a papoose growing in your belly.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:53 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Thank you, Never thought of the pee pee test... Your so right.

    I have been leaking a lot of breast milk lately... That would be a sign too right?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:58 PM
    lighterrr

    Lmao so how many cup sizes have you increased by are you now a whopping 40 dd
  • Apr 21, 2009, 10:00 PM
    mudweiser

    Have your areolas darkened or increased size?

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 10:02 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Everything has increased in size... :eek:

    Do you want me to show you all a picture?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 10:03 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Everything has increased in size.....:eek:

    Gulp.

    I'm sure the misses enjoys that.

    Winkity wink wink wink :: ow my eye ::

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 10:05 PM
    nikosmom

    Don't milk your boobahs because that can induce premature labor
  • Apr 22, 2009, 01:00 AM
    ISneezeFunny

    Well, last time I thought I was pregnant, it was just gas. :eek:
  • Apr 22, 2009, 01:02 AM
    lighterrr

    LMAO @ sneez
  • Apr 23, 2009, 07:22 AM
    mudweiser

    You need to do kegels, it helps for later on in the delivery room.

    Sarah
  • Apr 23, 2009, 09:21 AM
    shazamataz

    Congratulations Jesushelper!

    When did you conceive?

    Was in when you slept with person 'A' on the 10th April or person 'B' on the 15th April or person 'C' on the 19th April?
  • Apr 23, 2009, 09:23 AM
    mudweiser
    No Shaz. It was person Q after that situation with person D. He also posted a thread about person K not calling him back after 32 voicemails. You really need to catch up.

    ::giggles::

    Sarah
  • Apr 23, 2009, 12:55 PM
    shazamataz

    Wow, geez I am behind *wanders off to read about persons D through Q*
  • Apr 23, 2009, 01:20 PM
    nikosmom

    Yes, Shazzy couldn't you tell by his screen name that's he's a man-whore? Duh. :p
  • Apr 23, 2009, 01:26 PM
    Justwantfair

    When I was pregnant, my father and I would compare bellies. His always won and it was rock hard, like he could have passed for pregnant.

    I think he is about 10 years overdue.

    Please remember your prenatal vitamins, they are very important to the health of your child.
  • Apr 23, 2009, 01:43 PM
    nikosmom

    Please, please, please for the sake of your unborn baby, stop drinking and doing drugs.

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