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Originally Posted by Alty

If he's trying to insert his penis into her clitoris, I think they may be okay. ;)

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You don't have to drive the car through the front door to wreck the house.

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Originally Posted by smoothy

You don't have to drive the car through the front door to wreck the house.

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True, but this isn't the front door, it's more like the cat door, or dog door, and the car won't fit! ;)

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Originally Posted by Alty

True, but this isn't the front door, it's more like the cat door, or dog door, and the car won't fit! ;)

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More like the wall... in the general vicinity of the front door. But if you spray your mailbox with that garden hose you are likely to get some water on the front door too. Assuming you have a house and the mailman carries your mail to put it in the box next to your front door like where I live.

Basically I hope they know you don't actually need penetration to get pregnant and they take all necessary steps.