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  • Mar 7, 2007, 11:53 AM
    J_9
    The Looney Bin
    Well, for those of you not familiar with The Lounge, it was a place to relax, have fun, no serious discussions.

    I have thought about opening a second location. This one is called the Looney Bin. A place to have fun in between serious posts.

    I guess it is obvious that I am on Spring Break with no where to go other than here or my books.

    Please, pull up a chair, grab a glass of kool-aid, and join in. I am currently taking orders for Bar-B-que, favorite flavors of Kool-aid, and anything else you would like to just have fun with.

    Come on in, let's have fun.


    http://www.tanmonkey.com/images/monkey/monkey-nerd.jpg

    TIME TO MONKEY AROUND!!
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  • Mar 7, 2007, 11:57 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ill bring the chocolate pudding :D and of course millie
  • Mar 7, 2007, 11:58 AM
    J_9
    Ohhh, there is my Girl!!

    Woo Hoo!!

    I am in rare form today. Ruby is calling me an old hag. LOL

    But the weather here is good and I am ready to jump in the pool for a swim.

    LOL, at least I am not an old hag today!!

    Wait, let me check the temp outside.

    Yeah, but I am not an old http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/bat.gif

    Laura, dear, you are a precious http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/ELF.gif

    Oops, are elves precious?

    Oh, Maggie rides the short bus dear Ruby, did you not know that? Just ask him.

    Ruby, are you serious? You don't know what the short bus is? Just ask Magpie. Just ask him. LOL

    Okay, time to pull out the karoke machine!!

    Yes, Ruby my dear, you got Magpie just right!!

    You can't hear the music? Hmmmm, I was listening to Chris Daughtry! Surprise surprise!!

    Yes, we need to invite people. Hmmm, Magpie, Tuscany,

    Can you all think of anyone else?

    IDK, Ruby, go ahead, invite them. I saw a post the other day that though NK was a girl. LOL

    Magpie loves to knock heads every once in a while.

    LOL, yeah, snow boots!!

    Welcome all!!

    Grab a seat http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/couch.gif

    Oh, I am in a mood to sing!! Woo Hoo, Spring Fever!! http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/band.gif

    Monkey Boy!! http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/huggle.gif
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:00 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Hmmm. Now that I am here, can't help but look around and comment on the lack of decorations. Any brewskies left?

    Baby, you would freeze those cupcakes of yours off if you tried to jump in the pool here!

    Yes you are. I called you one this morning. Now that it is the afternoon, you are a crone, like me.

    I am supposed to be going over to Magprob's house in an hour to take care of that very, very bad boy.

    Aren't they in the classification of fairy? CBW, are you are fairy?

    Well, I guess I will since I don't know what a short bus is.

    I am assuming that you are talking about the special ed kids when you say "the short bus". If that is the case, I already knew that about him. He is a freak. That is why I like him. ;)

    Okay. Now that I am here, we seem to be short of some folks and the conversation is a bit stilted. Why can't I hear the music? Am I going deaf?

    Well, it seems like excon and magprob are knocking heads. That would be fun to watch.

    What about NeedKarma, and Synnen, are they around?

    And boots.

    It wouldn't be a party without you dear monkeyboy!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:25 PM
    Capuchin
    Ahello everybooody! Hope you weren't thinking of starting the party without me.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:26 PM
    Tuscany
    I found you guys!!

    Spring Fever!!
    I had margaritas last night.

    How is school going Cap and J
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:30 PM
    RubyPitbull
    J_9, stop the singing. The dog is howling.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:31 PM
    J_9
    She does not like Justin Timberlake "I'm Bringing Sexy Back?"

    Hmmmm
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:33 PM
    RubyPitbull
    She just told me you ain't Justin Timberlake.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:35 PM
    J_9
    Okay, Sweet Ruby, we need to talk. Okay.

    Now did Ruby pup tell you this? Can you hear her? Does she speak in english, latin?
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:37 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Actually, she is trilingual. English, Spanish, Dog.

    She recognizes that if she wants to live in this country, she needs to assimilate.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:38 PM
    Tuscany
    Ok Ruby now that is funny
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:40 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I am kind of carrying over a thread that Magprob started and it seemed to be getting a little overheated, so I felt I had to put the fire out over there.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:40 PM
    J_9
    Oh, girl that is good!!

    Well, time for some Nellie Furtado now (Permiscuous Girl). Just cover her ears.

    Yes, my teenager has an influence on this old hag/crone.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:41 PM
    Tuscany
    Got to Run all... Have a good one
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:41 PM
    J_9
    Oh, I'll throw kool-aid/margaritas on the fire. http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/flamingmad.gif
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:42 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Speaking of which, I now have to get ready for my date with him... where did I put those stilletos and the whip.. . no, not the handcuffs puppy (she likes to hand stuff to me thinking she is helping),. no, not the mace, don't need that today... ah, yes, there is the whip,. now for the shoes,.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:43 PM
    J_9
    Oh, Kimmie has the other shoe here.

    Stop Kimme, come here, good dog, good dog, give Mommy Aunite Ruby's Stilleto.

    Good dog, good dog
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:45 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Ack. She chewed the freakin' thing up! Now what am I going to do? Maggie is expecting me at his place at 3.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:45 PM
    NeedKarma
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    I am shocked and appalled by all this!!


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  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:46 PM
    J_9
    LMAO, Stop you are running too fast, we can't catch you!!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:47 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMAO Karma!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:48 PM
    J_9
    Ruby, throw that stiletto at him. That oughta stop him!!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:49 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I can't... I am too dizzy from the all those men running around... ack!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:51 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Jeez, J_9 between your singing and Karma's psychodelic little people, I am feeling nauseous. Any more margaritas?
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:53 PM
    NeedKarma
    Want to see a picture of my little boy? He's quite mature for his age, he ponders things a lot and watches movies from the 40's.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 12:53 PM
    J_9
    Margarita mix is all gone. All we have left is the Jose Cuervo with the worm. http://www.ask-it-here.com/emoticons/loony.gif
    Time to do a Wally World run. I'll be back soon.

    Oh, yeah, I forgot, got to go put the shorts on and turn the AIRCONDITIONER on!!
  • Mar 7, 2007, 01:02 PM
    RubyPitbull
    You are such a "B" J_9. I guess I will just have to console myself with cuddljng up in front of my beautiful fireplace, break open a bottle of wine and my caviar.

    Yes, Karma. I would like to see the pic of your little boy.

    Karma if you posted something, I can't see it. Sorry.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 01:15 PM
    NeedKarma
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  • Mar 7, 2007, 01:22 PM
    RubyPitbull
    LMAO. THAT is great.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:05 PM
    curlybenswife
    Ok I'm back been doing unspeakable things... J my sweet your no old hag you're my love and my special sweet friend hehehehehehe

    Ruby I've told you before I don't believe your old ;)
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:38 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Tell that to my boobs. :(
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:40 PM
    curlybenswife
    Oh shut up women mine are so close to my belly button its untrue no one told me that breast feeding would make them turn into spanials ears
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:42 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Oh CBW, by the way, don't breastfeed. They will turn your beautiful boobies into spaniel's ears. Hmmm, I guess it is too late... sorry.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:44 PM
    Synnen
    Yes... but... duly noted for those of us still hoping to have kids.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:46 PM
    curlybenswife
    Trust me Syn once you stop feeding the little monsters they turn into something completely unrecognisable lol
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:50 PM
    RubyPitbull
    Yes, that is only one of the things our mothers hide from us. It is their way of getting back at us for putting them through hell when we were kids.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 02:54 PM
    curlybenswife
    Mmmmmmm its evil evil evil I tell you

    Im off to bed early Ruby you look after my j for me and j you look after the lovely ruby and ill see you all tomorrow xxx
  • Mar 7, 2007, 03:00 PM
    J_9
    Okay, so we are talking about boobs now?

    Haha, I got you all beat!!

    Mine are still perky!!

    Oh, and I missed L? Boo Hoo...

    Goodnight sweetheart.
  • Mar 7, 2007, 03:03 PM
    RubyPitbull
    I guess so, I had to step away for a moment. Good night CBW.

    And J_9, I will be calling your husband to verify your claim. I am sure he will tell us the real truth, miss perky boobies.

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