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GooBoo the tree frog fairy Deity. Come one come all. Worship GooBoo!

Okay, I really should stay off the Christianity forum. It was a slow night, and I really did try to help. I think I was doing pretty well. Sadly I also invented a new Deity, GooBoo the tree frog fairy.

Things were going pretty well for GooBoo and me, then WG and Tickle ate him. :(

RIP GooBoo.

But he is a God, so we can resurrect him. In fact, I'm working on it right now. I've lit a candle, danced around a tree singing "GooBoo bruhaha"! He should be alive and well within the next 3 days.

So who's with me? Would anyone like to join my new religion?

All hail GooBoo!

I will but I ain't dancing naked in front of strangers. Can Owen come too?

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Originally Posted by mogrann

I will but I ain't dancing naked in front of strangers. Can Owen come too?

Interesting. I didn't say anything about being naked. :)

Of course you can bring Owen. But he's not allowed to re-eat GooBoo! There will be no more frog legs for dinner!

I'm thinking Owen has a place in this somewhere. The Greeks had many gods, so this could be pananimaltheism, a religion in which there are a huge variety of animals with their unique characteristics. Of course, GooBoo can be the head of them all. :)

I don't want to dance naked either.

I think we can safely say that none of us are willing to dance naked. Let's put that idea on the back burner. Some of the men that join may not agree, but we're women, and GooBoo is behind us. We'll talk them out of naked dancing.

GooBoo is against naked dancing. You would be too if you had frog legs. :)

Are we going to be vegetarians, or worse, vegans?

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Are we going to be vegetarians, or worse, vegans?

Heck no! I love meat, and I'm a huge animal lover. But meat is nummy. I could never be a veggie eater, or worse a vegan. Not happening.

GooBoo encourages the eating of meat. He just doesn't agree that frogs are meat. In fact, frogs, and bunnies, are friends, not food. :)

Let's create some guidelines for this religion. Which animals will be in it? What will their role(s) be?

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Let's create some guidelines for this religion. Which animals will be in it? What will their role(s) be?

Ouch. I don't know if I like this.

I have to designate which animals are okay to eat, and which ones are untouchable?

Oh crap. I may become a vegetarian after all. I can't choose! I love all animals!

This may not end well.

Cows? Can we eat cows? Don't look at pictures! That will only end badly! Don't look into their eyes!

Sh#t. Okay, we're going to have to be vegetarians. I can't kill anything. :(

Bow Down In The Presence Of His Likeness

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Then this religion already exists: Jainism. We're thousands of years too late.

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Originally Posted by Curlyben

Bow Down In The Presence Of His Likeness

http://images.clipartof.com/small/53...ing-Pose-2.jpg

I love it!

That's exactly how I pictured him!

That is GooBoo! :)

Thanks Ben.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

Then this religion already exists: Jainism. We're thousands of years too late.

WG, it's never too late. :)

His legs are too skinny to eat.

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

His legs are too skinny to eat.

Exactly! We did that on purpose! Now people won't be tempted to eat the newest God.

All hail GooBoo!

I'm going to start writing the GooBoo bible. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ;)

LMAO! Jared just read this thread.

He is now sitting beside me chanting "GooBoo Bruhaha!" over and over again. :)

GooBoo is going to be a huge hit. :)

May I write a few hymns? I'm a preacher's kid and used to play "church" with my dollies and stuff animals (and attended church even if I was nearly dead with illness).

Of course you can write hymns. In fact, add whatever you want to this religion.

That's what I love about GooBoo. If you have anything to add, He wants to hear it. He's open to anything. Okay, anything but eating frogs or bunnies. After all, I do control him, for now. ;)

What are YOU going to go to further this? I don't want to do all the work. *whine*

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

What are YOU going to go to further this? I don't want to do all the work. *whine*

I'm writing a GooBoo bible. Wait for it. It's in the works. The Earth wasn't created in a day, and this bible won't be either. Give me at least 2 days. :)

Here's some cheese to go with your "whine". :)

Ben gives me cheese all the time! :)

Maybe I can quote from your bible for a blog essay... :D

Wait... you get cheese from Ben!

Ben, where's my toaster! GooBoo demands sacrifice! You must sacrifice a toaster to appease the Alty God!

Odinn and I are collaborating on a blog. We're working out how to go about that. Not easy via PM. We've chosen a topic. Chat speak, and our hatred for it. Hopefully you'll be getting it soon. :)

I LOVE odinn!! He will keep after you. He's my tarantula guy who answers my spider questions. Hmmmm, a GooBoo convert possibility?

So I assume upon his resurrection in three days there will be a ceremony throughout the kingdom complete with offerings and sacrifices while GooBoo sits atop his sacred mushroom or lily pad?
If there have to be sacrifices do you think he will accept something inanimate like broccoli?

A blog on chat speak, huh? It won't be in chat speak will it because I really want to read it.
Chat speak hurts my head.

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Originally Posted by LadySam

So I assume upon his resurrection in three days there will be a ceremony throughout the kingdom complete with offerings and sacrifices while GooBoo sits atop his sacred mushroom or lily pad?
If there have to be be sacrifices do you think he will accept something inanimate like broccoli?

A blog on chat speak, huh? It won't be in chat speak will it because I really want to read it.
Chat speak hurts my head.

I can promise you that my part of the blog will not be in chat speak. I tried, and failed. I simply can't do it. Chat speak makes my brain hurt. Well darn, now I'm just posting quotes from the blog! ;)

I like the sacred mushroom idea. Let's go with that. I can totally see GooBoo sitting atop his sacred mushroom.

I'm also completely willing to sacrifice broccoli. No one like s broccoli! :)

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Originally Posted by Wondergirl

I LOVE odinn!!! He will keep after you. He's my tarantula guy who answers my spider questions. Hmmmm, a GooBoo convert possibility?

Everyone will convert to GooBooism. It's the new trend.

Wait for it, GooBoo will have millions of followers. I may even be able to get Exy on board. :)

Odinn is the bomb. He makes me giggle. He may even be quicker with the come backs than I am. A force to be reckoned with for sure. A formidable foe. ;)

Some of the hymns need to be to Crazy Frog songs :P

May be some copyright issues.

Hindu has a god that can be a frog.
Name sort of similar to Buddha

But since neither can doom you to hell you are OK, ( since they don't have a hell)

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Originally Posted by Fr_Chuck

May be some copyright issues.

Hindu has a god that can be a frog.
name sorta similar to Buddha

But since neither can doom you to hell you are ok, ( since they don't have a hell)

Yay. GooBoo is a go. :)

Besides, he's not ordinary frog. He's a tree frog fairy. :)

There are now sightings of them all over the world

Fairy Treefrog (Charadrahyla chaneque)

There is no hell? What about a swamp instead that sucks you down?

GooBoo gets around. :)

Now if I can somehow incorporate GooBoo and beer, we'll have the most happening religion around.

I like the idea of no hell. Let's face it, if there is a hell, I'm pretty much screwed. :(

I want to join!

Can we work nursing into this religion somehow?

I could be the healer?

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Originally Posted by J_9

I wanna join!

You're in! All you have to do is drink 2 beers, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Wait... wrong religion.

Drink 2 beers, dance around a tree (you don't have to do it naked), and chant "GooBoo, GooBoo, GooBoo". It's actually really fun to say, but I warn you, your neighbors will think you're a bit off. Especially if you decide to go with the naked option. :)

Hmmm, would that be one of the priestesses? Or a shaman-ess?

I can make the blind to walk and the paralyzed to see. Really I can!!

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Originally Posted by Alty

You're in! All you have to do is drink 2 beers, do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight. Wait....wrong religion.

Drink 2 beers, dance around a tree (you don't have to do it naked), and chant "GooBoo, GooBoo, GooBoo". It's actually really fun to say, but I warn you, your neighbors will think you're a bit off. Especially if you decide to go with the naked option. :)

I actually did that last night.