Hello:

Not much offends me as many of you know... However, I must admit that as I scour the new questions, I'm APPALLED when I come across stuff like, "gooey jello like discharge", in the woman's health board... Can we do anything about that?

excon

I just read that question and Judy's reply. The OP is probably 14 or so and by Christmas will have posted "Am I pregnut?" Did you see the one where the guy sawed off 1/8 inch of his finger and asked what to do about it?

What's wrong Exy, you've never had a gooey, jello like discharge? :p

What about the one who has a "musous, stringy type thing hanging from the pee pee area"?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

What about the one who has a "musous, stringy type thing hanging from the pee pee area"?

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Hello Bella:

BLAH!!

excon

What about stringy white discharge that smells fishy?

Hey, it's better than pus filled lumps all over my penis.

Ohh I liked the green puss filled lumps on the penis.

I can never watch the Lion King again..

Timon: "Oooh the little green filled kind *crunch*"

In the old skin that I use we use to be able to check forums we didn't want to appear to us (Skin lightening!) but that was removed. :mad:

Lets not forget the 'anal leakage guy' !

Sometimes its just too much information.

How about a "why do I have warts all over my penis and anus" several months after he jot drunk and passed out in a seedy gay bar for the umpteenth time.

Ewwww Smoothy!! **barf face**

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Ewwww Smoothy!!! **barf face**

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Having seen photos of that on a Google search... I agree wholeheartedly.

I keep waiting for one of what some people would argue until they were blue in the face were "Virgins" posts about having Anal warts or oral Gonorhea or Syphilus. I figure statistically its all a matter of time.

Mmmmmm Jell-o

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Originally Posted by spitvenom

Mmmmmm Jell-o

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Hello spit:

Yuck! Just for that, the Phillies are going to LOSE.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello spit:

Yuck!! Just for that, the Phillies are gonna LOSE.

excon

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That isn't causing them to lose. Ex, have you ever seen the movie Major League? Every time Ryan Howard comes up to bat one quote goes through my mind from the voodoo guy Pedro Cerrano "Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats."

I agree. When it somes to substances leaking from female genitalia, if it's not cotton candy and champagne, we don't want to hear about it.

Same goes for the "rash of the week" on some kids' handy-handle.

Hello again, jm:

**greenie**

See ladies, it's easy. Just call the seeping goo, cotton candy. Works for me.

excon

Well I for one can assure you all, if I ever did have a seeping goo like substance coming from my pee pee area, I won't be online, but in line at a doctors office. :D

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Well I for one can assure you all, if I ever did have a seeping goo like substance coming from my pee pee area, I won't be online, but in line at a doctors office. :D

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:eek: same here!

If I was leaking cotton candy I'd be in the bedroom

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

If I was leaking cotton candy I'd be in the bedroom

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I'd settle for custard crème

Lol excon! Just ignore stuff like "cotton candy" issues that disturb you. Why bother making a fuss about it? You make me laugh. You're so feisty in all you're comments. Ok so it's kind of gross but so what? Heaps of bodily functions are fairly gross for both men and I might add.

I have GOT to stop laughing so I can post my comment but I'm laughing so hard I can't without a few moments to get serious here.

Aw Exie, the posters try to be so graphic so us readers here at AMHD can accurately visualize their green, yellow, goo or cotton candy or what not. You have to remember too many people have few too many brain cells post on here in the medical department asking us to solve their problems but they think that making it so obnoxiously graphic for us will somehow help.

Now back to laughing... and you guys wonder just WHY I hang out on this site? Priceless... P.S. my kid thinks I've entirely lost it laughing so hard and I'm not even in the Comedy and Humor category...