Since the castle is in a shocking state of disrepair I thought we would stage a coup and take over the local circus.

Jobs of course in the great tradition of the circus need to be taken on board.

We need a strong man,Trapeze artists (in skimpy costumes):p we need magic tricks,lion tamers,clowns,popcorn sellers,ticket sellers and of course we need a ringmaster with the whip!

Too keep control of the crew and as our queen the job of ringmaster goes to alty...

I bags popcorn girl... the rest is up for grabs!

First!

Second :)

Do I still get a sticker?

Phew, my very first time I'm first :p

And a strange thing happened... my post didn't show up! I thought it was a bug and it never posted. Phew... :o

Welcome boys.

What's it to be?

Popcorn?

Hotdogs?

Beer?

Take a seat or a job and wait for the show.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

welcome boys.

whats it to be?

popcorn?

hotdogs?

beer?

take a seat or a job and wait for the show.

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Ill have a beer please red, good thing I got here early I got a good seat near the front :)

Popcorn for me :)

Thanks!

Ohhh I have always wanted to run away and join the circus! I'll take what ever job you have available. Thinking the lion tamer?

And since your offering out drinks, I'll take a beer with a vodka chaser please :D no better way to start my Sunday!

Popcorn,beer...

This costume is causing a few problems already...

I'm having serious underwear issues,I've got popcorn all down my front.

I hear the lions... we need a tamer..

Edit: we have a winner.

Bella you're the lion tamer... oh my.

I'm here! I'm here!

Can we have elephants too? Pretty please. :)

Oh, and a dog act. You can use my dogs.

Oh, and a bunny act, you can use my bunnies.

Oh, and a bird act, you can use my... you know what, I have too many animals. :(

Alty you're the ring master,you got the whip,it got the sexy top hat...

All you got to do is whip this show into action...

Bella,I'm giving you squash,a plastered lion tamer on the premises is against health and safety... although maybe a little tipple for courage..

Here you go guys, this is what I look like in real life, I swear to cod. Lol :p

Is it squash wine? I can work with that!

Whoa bella...

Loving it loving it loving it...

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Here ya go guys, this is what I look like in real life, I swear to cod. Lol :p

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I wouldn't mind being tamed by you ;)

Remind me to take the mirrors out of the lion cage, I don't want to distract myself! I'll find costumes for you guys too!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Remind me to take the mirrors out of the lion cage, I don't want to distract my self! I'll find costumes for you guys too!

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I can have a go at riding a unicycle if that helps :D

I'll be in charge of the candy floss (cotton candy)!

Had some very interesting organic cotton candy in Portland while on my travels. Flavors like apple, kiwi, rum, and caramel.

Will be back later :)

Oh, can I have a 50's style eddie rocket girl.. please.

Later unky, have a good one :)

Ok so, so far we have Red, the sexy pop corn girl :






And Alty the Ring master :

How was that Red? I tried for one with Red hair, but this girl was hottt.

Ohmygod,that is so me...

The auld thigh master is a great invention.

Ooooh can I be a contortionist?
I've always wanted to be flexible :D

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Ok so, so far we have Red, the sexy pop corn girl :






And Alty the Ring master :

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Deffinetly can't wait to be tamed ;)

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Ooooh can I be a contortionist?
I've always wanted to be flexible :D

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Hot bendy girl comes to the circus,throw on a costume and you can be the headliner...

Ok Shazzy how's this one for you?

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Originally Posted by albear

deffinetly can't wait to be tamed ;)

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Behave or you will get 10 lashes from all of us at once!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

behave or you will get 10 lashes from all of us at once!!

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Promises promises :)

I haven't been a bad bear yet have I ? :)

I want to be the trapeze artist flying through the air.

Bella,can you hook JLO up with a hot costume?

Do have a little costume stash there?

Trapeze artist... cool.

Here you go Jlo!

The Circus is starting to take shape now with its many new acts :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

bella,can you hook JLO up with a hot costume?

do have a little costume stash there?

trapeze artist....cool.

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I used to live in Santa Monica (Southern California). At the pier there, they have a trapeze set up and give you lessons. It was actually a lot of fun. I didn't get to wear the skimpy outfit though. Make it good, Bella. :cool:

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Here ya go Jlo!

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Is that skimpy enough? :D I like it, Bella.

Any takers for a strongman yet?

Or a few clowns?

Or a magician?

I'm back! :) For a while before I go to bed. School starts tomorrow :(

Magic's for me! I still got some of the magic powder :D

Now, I wonder what generated this ad about 'Blue Man Group' :confused: