Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

Castle time! Castle time!

As your Queen I have listened to your suggestions and re-opened the castle.

Watch your step, the draw bridge is still under repair. Wood rot, crocodiles gnawing on the boards, I really have to hire someone to see to this place when we're gone.

I did manage to fix up the inside, choose your rooms, but the big one on the corner, that's mine, so back off! :)

I have set up a memorial in the garden for Starby and our dear Chery. The duck and Momma C. If you want to plant a flower, or leave a little something, go for it. The duck statue has been washed and buffed and painted, and I had a new statue erected of a loving mom holding a child.

Okay, enough sappy stuff, someone fetch my slippers and get me a drink, the Queen is thirsty.

Play nice kids. I have a new whip! :D

Get in line in an orderly queue.

http://www.fun-4-all.co.uk/images/AD...NCY-CASTLE.JPG

Dang it. I was late

Good, I didn't want to be first.

Ben, I am rolling on the floor. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have a new whip! :D

For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:

Give me something easy

Ben, you were first, so now you have to stay and participate.

I dub you Sir Ben, and you are my loyal slipper fetcher. :)

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:

That sneaky Sheriff isn't getting this one. I learned my lesson. :)

I also have a new slipper fetcher named Ben. I've heard that he bites, so don't try to steal my slippers. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

Give me something easy

You said you wanted to be a bad girl, so a bad girl you shall be, but you'll have to do it in the body of a cat. :D

Yes, you are Miss Kitty the cat, you love to scratch the duck statue, and you're always chasing the Queen when she transforms into a bunny.

You lick the butter in the pantry and you leave cat fur everywhere. But, when the Queen is lonely, you keep her company and purr her to sleep.

Seventh! Need to move faster...

Sherriff!! How are you sir?

I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)

How do you get in?

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

How do you get in?

I think you have to bribe the queen.

You have to do a chore first. Like feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

I think I'll do the backrub:D Bribe Alty with a nice big ice cream cone.

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Originally Posted by adam_89

You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

How about if I let you give me a back massage? Oh wait, I can't say that kind of stuff anymore. :) I'm a great baker. How about a pie, cake, brownies or cookies?

Ok, I will take a back rub from kitty while I eat a piece of pie from J-Lo.

Life is good.

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

Come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),there's food on every table.

Its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).

JLo is the resident hip hop star, she entertains us every night at 7pm, after desert which she is also responsible for. ;)

She is a snazzy dresser, a knock out, and has all the moves.

She's also my sidekick, so be good kids, I'm buying her her own whip.

Sheriff, there's something going on near the statues, can you get your deputies to check it out? I don't want to have to repaint and repair it again. Oh, and there are feathers everywhere. Can you see what's going on?

Adam, the crocs haven't been fed in a long time. Their food is in the shed out back, time to get cracking. Count your fingers after you're done. :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),theres food on every table.

its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).

It's time to play the music, it's time to dress up right...

I loved that show, even though I think I got the song wrong. ;)

Hullo hulloooo

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

It's time to play the music, it's time to dress up right....

I loved that show, even though I think I got the song wrong. ;)

It was the only evening we were allowed to have crisps (chips) and fizzy drinks,my older sister used to scoff hers and tell the younger ones we would get a disease if we ate all of ours.

25 years later,she's overweight and guess who's laughing now.:D

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Originally Posted by redhed35

it was the only evening we were allowed to have crisps (chips) and fizzy drinks,my older sister used to scoff hers and tell the younger ones we would get a disease if we ate all of ours.

25 years later,shes overweight and guess whos laughing now.:D

LMAO!

I'm an only child, so didn't have to share my treats.

The muppet show was always on Sunday nights, after Disney hour. My mom, dad and I would all watch it together. We'd sit in the family room, my dad on his recliner, my mom on her comfy chair (usually knitting) and me on the ratty old sofa. In the winter the fireplace would be lit and we'd all snuggle in to watch those two shows.

It was a great way to end the weekend, to laugh with each other, just be near each other.

The shows on TV nowadays just don't cut it. I miss shows like the Muppets, Disney hour, Little house on the prairie. Good wholesome family shows.

Sigh. Okay, I'm getting all nostalgic.

Someone get me a drink! :)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

hullo hulloooo

It's my boy toy!

About time you got here. You're supposed to be here at my beck and call doing my bidding. Some boy toy you are. :(

Well I guess you're here now, so you can rub my feet while Red gets me a pina colada. :)

Meow!!

Clink glass clink glass

Ladies and gentleman

I would like to propose a toast

To starby for the memories,to momma c we won't forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

Cheers!

Sorry alty. Been too busy to be a boy toy... not sure... why I'm so busy... I got nothing to do... odd.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

Meow, meow meow... translation rubbing against Ben' leg... means thank you.. Purr Purr Ben.:)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

JLo is the resident hip hop star, she entertains us every night at 7pm, after desert which she is also responsible for. ;)

She is a snazzy dresser, a knock out, and has all the moves.

She's also my sidekick, so be good kids, I'm buying her her own whip.

Sheriff, there's something going on near the statues, can you get your deputies to check it out? I don't want to have to repaint and repair it again. Oh, and there are feathers everywhere. Can you see what's going on?

Adam, the crocs haven't been fed in a long time. Their food is in the shed out back, time to get cracking. Count your fingers after you're done. :)

I love it. :) My own whip, too, :) Okay, pies tonight at Adam's request and I'll be working on my hip hop routine. Talk to you all later.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

sorry alty. been too busy to be a boy toy...not sure...why I'm so busy...I got nothing to do...odd.

I totally understand the busy doing nothing thing. I do it every day. :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

I'll raise my glass to that.

Let the good times roll. :)

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

meow, meow meow...translation rubbing against Ben' leg...means thank you..Purr Purr Ben.:)

I hope Ben's not allergic to cats. :p

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I love it. :) My own whip, too, :) Okay, pies tonight at Adam's request and I'll be working on my hip hop routine. Talk to you all later.

Now that you have your own whip, make sure you follow one simple rule. Never lend it to Stringer. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Now that you have your own whip, make sure you follow one simple rule. Never lend it to Stringer. :eek:

Very very important..

Very very!

I may need a sick note for work in the morning,I've a feeling it might be a duvet day.

Ah,who am I kidding.

Ill go to work.

I want to play, I want to play!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty! :)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

Good toast. :clink:

:( Who used the fountain to wash the dishes again?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I want to play, I want to play!!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty!! :)

Kitty hissssssing scratches bellas foot. Runs to alty 's throne. Purring. Looking at bella with a swishing tail.:rolleyes:

I LOVE bouncy castles. Unfortunately, they tell me I'm too big to play on them :(

Now, where's this kitty I heard about?

Okay I have planted some orchids, no not okra or orca, orchids, in memorial for all of our gone but not forgotten friends and family.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Good toast. :clink:

:( Who used the fountain to wash the dishes again?

Sorry cat,it was a rush job,I got most of last years food of them...

Ah sure,the kitty will lick the rest off...

Here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

Just because.

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Originally Posted by Kitkat22

Kitty hissssssing scratches bellas foot. Runs to alty 's throne. Purring. Looking at bella with a swishing tail.:rolleyes:

Don't make me sick my puppies on you, you sly little kitty. Oh okay, you're to cute to feed to the dogs... for now! :p :p