Well, as you all know, I am a blonde by nature, not by color. I thought I would start a thread with some of my random thoughts. Please feel free to add your own.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades! :eek:
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Well, as you all know, I am a blonde by nature, not by color. I thought I would start a thread with some of my random thoughts. Please feel free to add your own.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades! :eek:
Saw this on a Facebook status: "My mate wrote on his status that he was suicidal and on the edge of a cliff......so I poked him"
What does it say about me that I laughed out loud when I read this?! :D
I love it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by DoulaLC
Doula, it says that we... ummm, Ever had one of those nights? You know where everything went right and wrong at the same time?
Oh, Carp, did I just make any sense?
I got it! But then I am also blonde by nature so, as you know, we are able to ascertain linguistics quite well. That's what I'm told anyway... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
I can't stop laughing at both of them, and at the same time I feel bad for it.
Wow! Big words! I like to use big words when I can. One of my favorite that only you will understand is "oligohydramios."Quote:
Originally Posted by DoulaLC
Dare. I dare anyone to try to explain what that word means without searching the internet for the definition.
Oligohydramios ,when pasta goes all mushy in the pot?
no.
Damn.
Hello J:Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
It's when you've taken in too much salt, and your body is yelling "OY, GO, HYDRATE ME"
Or not.
excon
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Originally Posted by J_9
If I didn't know already, I would guess a drop in a hydraulic system?? Although every time I see it I think of drano!
Ohhh, how about cephalohematoma, chorioamnionistis, or abolionamentoria??
(ok, I made the last one up)... :p
Y'all are so WAY off!
Another random thought... Do fish drink?
Hello again, J:Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Sure they do. They absolutely LOVE margaritas, but not with salt.
Ex
Well, do frogs fart?
Why don't they put all traffic lights on sensors so that you aren't sitting at a red light for 10 minutes at 3:00 a.m. when no one is coming from any direction?
Since humans drink like a fish, does a fish drink like a human? Discuss.
I'm off to is off to give my blanket some a$$ and my pillow some head.. what an awesome threesome!!
TTFN!
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Originally Posted by J_9
Silent but deadly... unless they hold it in, that's why you see some blow up.
Hello J:Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
I'm sure they do... After all, dough rises because all those little yeasts are farting up a storm.
excon
Do cops get mad when they are stuck behind somebody going the speed limit?
Hello adam:
Cops don't GET mad. They ARE mad. When they look out upon the world, all they see are lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet.
excon
Aren't we all lawbreakers who haven't been caught yet?
WARNING! Consumption of Alcohol is the leading cause of unexplainable rug burns to the forehead!
Hello adam:Quote:
Originally Posted by adam_89
Nope.
excon
Never ask a woman with a large shape "when is that baby due ?"..
I'm in shape...Quote:
Originally Posted by jmjoseph
Round is a shape! :p
You're not round. I've seen your picture. And you work too hard to be keeping on calories.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
You know the women I'm talking about. They must be drinking a lot of beer to be having that "third tri-mester" look, all in the front.
But you know me(not really), trying to be nice. I ask if it's going to be a boy or a girl. I almost got my butt whooped once. I could out run her.
Never ask directly to the person is question:eek: ask a innocent bystander:)
A clerk at a local grocers was gone and I asked if she had her baby. They informed me that she wasn't pregnant:rolleyes:
Glad to know it's not just me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Dahlia
We were visiting a friend of my hubby and his wife, that we hadn't seen for ages. She looked pregnant enough that I would have thought the baby was due tomorrow. I blurted out, 'Oh you're having a baby, congratulations.'Quote:
Originally Posted by jmjoseph
She looked at me puzzled and said, 'but we only just found out and I'm only 6 weeks how can you tell?'
'Oh, you've got that amazing expectant glow about you,' I gushed.
She absolutely beamed at that answer.
Phew! Quick thinking eh lol...
Hubby was still chuckling a week later.
Mind you I learned my lesson, might not be so lucky next time. *mouth zipped*
Last year I had a patient about to deliver, her mother looked over at me and asked when my baby was due.
I've since lost weight.
Reminds me of when I went to talk to an ante-natal class at the local hospital as the guest breast-feeding support speaker. The midwife in charge tried to usher me into a seat with the other pregnant ladies and I patiently explained I was there to give the talk not listen to it. She looked very embarrassed until I assured her that I was actually pregnant as well.
She then asked me when the baby was due and I replied, 'tomorrow.'
I swear she spent the whole of the talk with one eye on my bump lol.
Another time I was stopped in the street by a lady who was selling some kind of weight-loss plan.
'Excuse me my dear,' she said. 'would you be interested in losing weight at all?'
Imagine doing that for a living, boy she must get some rude responses!
'I'm planning on losing a good few pounds very quickly quite soon,' I replied, 'that's another person on board.'
As my co-worker says,"I have a body of a god,unfortunately it's Buddha!":pQuote:
Originally Posted by J_9
AND!!
What are you on today J?? I want some of what you taking, make mine a double with refills!Please!
If I opened a thread with all my random thoughts, sheesh,I would be able to fill the 1500 on my own, in a few days:D
I think that I should think more...
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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Originally Posted by Stringer
Why is it when you are in a department store and you're standing there with your arms loaded down with clothing, a cashier will ask... Can I help you? What do you say? No.. I just thought I'd stand here with these clothes for a while?
Sunday mornings random thought...
If someone threw a rock and knocked me off my donkey, would I be stoned off my a$$? Hmmm?
Last random thought before I fall asleep, or am I already asleep?
Have you ever just wanted to run up to a stranger and say "your it" and run away?
All the time.
You'll slide better on tile... just a thought.Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
Funnel cake should be a health food.
Huh, I always thought it was the knees, imagine my face:eek:when I learned this from J... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by J_9
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