Ask Me Help Desk - Alty's chit chat thread part 3

Alty's chit chat thread part 3

Alty wasn't here to continue it so here it is.

Continue your chit chat you chit chatters...

Hmm, seems a little premature there Muddy ;)

I know it's Monday so eyes still haven't got to full working order yet :p

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Originally Posted by Curlyben

Hmm, seems a little premature there Muddy ;)

I know it's monday so eyes still haven't got to full working order yet :p

Oh sh!t hahaha... it stops at 1500 not 1150.

Sorry. F me.

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Oh sh!t hahaha... it stops at 1500 not 1150.

Sorry. F me.

We'll keep you in mind. 400 posts should take until about noon.

Past noon, it's midnight, but only 80 posts left, so close. Tomorrow should finish it off. ;)

Sometimes people forget that lovely little thing called other people's feelings. Seems it gets in the way of their own agenda.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Sometimes people forget that lovely little thing called other people's feelings. Seems it gets in the way of their own agenda.

I didn't mean to...

It's not you Cats. I promise.

I is just a sad puppy today.

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Originally Posted by J_9

It's not you Cats. I promise.

I is just a sad puppy today.

Stereotype bashing help?

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Roflmbo!!

You got a smile out of me Cats. That's a feat in and of itself today.

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Originally Posted by J_9

roflmbo!!!

You got a smile out of me Cats. That's a feat in and of itself today.

Just keepin' up my certification credits.

You just got enough for the year. Where do I send the certificates?

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Originally Posted by J_9

You just got enough for the year. Where do I send the certificates?

Oh, this'll do. I can print 'em out.

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What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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That bunny looks scary.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

That bunny looks scary.

Someone just tweaked her tail, that's why she's mad.

Actually, someone broke her stove. ;)

Sorry, had to go there. Figured out R didn't do it. Now I'm back to the kids and realized that I wasn't specific enough.

I asked if they had dropped something on it, which they hadn't. I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What's up J? Vent to us, that's why we're here. :)

Do I need to go mean bunny on someone?

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It's just been a bad 2 days that's all. I feel over worked and under appreciated.

Not enough money... blah blah blah

If His Highness would get out of bed and go to work once in a while we wouldn't have to worry about how much money is in the bank!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

Rut ROW!!

Time to move the snacks?

J, I have a solution. You and I move in together, I'll take care of the kids, cook, clean, sell my tables on the side, you go to work, come home, eat a hot meal, sit and relax.

In the meantime, R and your hubby can live together, watch the house fall apart, be condemned, sleep all day, go out for dinner every night, and every second weekend, see the kids.

Ya, I'm a bit bitter today too. ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

J, I have a solution. You and I move in together, I'll take care of the kids, cook, clean, sell my tables on the side, you go to work, come home, eat a hot meal, sit and relax.

In the meantime, R and your hubby can live together, watch the house fall apart, be condemned, sleep all day, go out for dinner every night, and every second weekend, see the kids.

Ya, I'm a bit bitter today too. ;)

You have no idea how tempting that is Alty! Really you don't.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Rut ROW!!!

time to move the snacks?

That's the really sad part. We already had moved the snacks. We just didn't tell the kids.

We put the snacks there to hide them. They found the hiding spot, so yesterday R moved them somewhere else, but Syd didn't know that. Now my brand new stove is kaput. :(

I'm choked. It's only 5 months old! :(

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Originally Posted by J_9

You have no idea how tempting that is Alty! Really you don't.

Should I make it even more tempting?

I'm a great cook.

One scary thought. Do you realize how many kids and pets we'd have if we combined households? :eek:

Oh, man, I'd be so upset! I don't even know what I would do for discipline in that situation.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

One scary thought. Do you realize how many kids and pets we'd have if we combined households? :eek:

That would actually make it easier. They would all keep each other company and there would be tons of chores done.

As for the pets... well it comes with the territory. ;)

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Originally Posted by J_9

That would actually make it easier. They would all keep each other company and there would be tons of chores done.

As for the pets...well it comes with the territory. ;)

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.

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Originally Posted by J_9

Oh, man, I'd be so upset! I don't even know what I would do for discipline in that situation.

I'm kind of over the discipline part.

I know she didn't break it on purpose. It's too late to rewind, the stove top is busted, now I have to fix it.

She feels horrible about it, absolutely horrible. I don't have the heart to make her feel worse. Heck, she even got her piggybank and gave me all her money to help pay to fix it. $10 isn't going to cut it, but to her that's a lot of money. I took it, because I'm hoping that will teach her that breaking things means replacing things and that means paying for it.

She's promised never to go for the snacks without asking, and never to stand on the stove again.

I really don't know what else I could do or say to make her realize what she did. I think she gets it. She saw how upset I was yesterday when I noticed it. She really didn't think that standing on it had broken it, and like I said, I didn't ask that, I asked if someone had dropped something.

Kids! :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.

I like this plan!

Can we have Cabana boys? :D

Awww, you are a wonderful mom! Sounds like Rae... she punishes herself, there's nothing more you can do.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

If we pooled our resources we could put a down payment on Okracoke Island and build AMHD Central.

Can I sleep as much as I want?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Someone just tweaked her tail, that's why she's mad.

Actually, someone broke her stove. ;)

Sorry, had to go there. Figured out R didn't do it. Now I'm back to the kids and realized that I wasn't specific enough.

I asked if they had dropped something on it, which they hadn't. I never asked if they stood on it to get to the cabinet where we keep the treats. :rolleyes:

Did you ask hubby if he stood on the cooker to get to the treats? he might be using the same loophole :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I like this plan!

Can we have Cabana boys? :D

Me, but you got to share.

Edit: until you get sneezy back.

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Originally Posted by albear

did you ask hubby if he stood on the cooker to get to the treats?, he might be using the same loophole :)

LOL! No, I know for a fact it wasn't him. The man doesn't have a sweet tooth at all. Besides, he doesn't need to stand on anything to reach. He's tall enough. :)

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Me, but ya gotta share.

Edit: until you get sneezy back.

Mr. Sneezy is on 3 month break, working his little tail off at his store in NY. He's taking July off to study for next term which start in August.

Poor kid really has a lot on his plate. Also, he has a girlfriend now.

Darn boy toys, they're only loyal until they find a 20 something. ;)

I want to throw a brick at something!

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Originally Posted by J_9

I wanna throw a brick at something!!

::ducking::

;)

Not you Alty dear!

Sounds like you need to buy a punching bad J, let out some frustration!
What up?

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LOL! No, I know for a fact it wasn't him. The man doesn't have a sweet tooth at all. Besides, he doesn't need to stand on anything to reach. He's tall enough. :)

Are you sure that's not what he wants you to think, raid the treats and blame the kids :D

Oh J throw it my way, I'm not very good at catching and I'm a big enough target, you can't miss :)

(sorry about the double post, house mate is torrenting a load of stuff and the internet speed has dropped right down :( )

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Originally Posted by albear

are you sure thats not what he wants you to think, raid the treats and blame the kids :D

oh J throw it my way, im not very good at catching andim a big enough target, you can't miss :)

Na, he doesn't like treats. He's got no sweet tooth, only likes salty and sour stuff. The stuff in the cabinet above the stove was all sweets.

Bear bum, bricks hurt. Wouldn't you rather have a snowball thrown at you? ;)

Bear honey, I don't want to hit you!