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  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:45 AM
    adam_89
    Hop On board and Travel the Seas!
    Come aboard and take a seat for the best ride of your life. (Well Kc claims he is) This ship is going to any possible destination you can think of.

    This ship here carries Beer by the barrel and Rum by the gallons. Come into the many bars aboard and have a seat next to me and join me for a drink. I should be steering this ship as I am the captain, but I enjoy my Rum. I am looking for a second hand man or woman if I can get a volunteer. Any volunteers?

    There are several cabins and room for everyone. Some have double beds if you feel like sharing a room.

    Sunny and Red will tend to the bar since they do what they do best.

    Kc and J-Lo will be in charge of the parties every night. Cat, make sure they behave.

    Stringer and Alty will be in charge of punishments.

    Bear you can do whatever you want on this ship.

    As well as everyone else you can jump on and have fun.

    All right, we leave dock in a few hours. Everyone to their stations!
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:48 AM
    kctiger

    First...
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:49 AM
    adam_89

    Nice Kc. How are you doing? Sorry if the thread sucks. It was my first.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:50 AM
    shazamataz

    But what if I get sea sick :(
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:51 AM
    kctiger

    It is the people that make the thread, not the other way around. I thought you did a great job, very creative.

    I am doing good, thanks for asking. Hope you are in fine spirits my friend :)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:51 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    But what if i get sea sick :(

    You can hide away in a cabin if you want.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:52 AM
    J_9
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    But what if i get sea sick :(

    I'll give you a shot!

    Nurse on board!:p
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:53 AM
    kctiger

    J_9, long time no hug! :) Good to have a nurse on board, wouldn't want the ladies getting sick now would we.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:54 AM
    J_9
    Here's a hug for you KC ((((((((((((()))))))))))))

    I can take care of the hangovers too... that's if I'm not hungover. LOL
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:56 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I'll give you a shot!!

    Nurse on board!:p

    Woohoo!

    I'm still taking you up on that offer for a cabin though adam ;)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:57 AM
    adam_89

    Good we got a nurse on board. That makes me feel better.

    Kc, I am doing fine today. Pretty happy.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:57 AM
    kctiger

    Long time no see Shaz. Haven't humped your leg in awhile :D (pun since you are a dog expert)... how are my Australian honnies doing?
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:58 AM
    shazamataz

    Well, just popped in to say hello before I go to bed.. 1am here...

    Night guys!
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:58 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Long time no see Shaz. Haven't humped your leg in awhile :D (pun since you are a dog expert)...how are my Australian honnies doing?

    All good here thanks!

    You can hump my leg any time kc ;)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 06:59 AM
    adam_89

    The images I get from what you just said shaz.

    Goodnight.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:00 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    The images I get from what you just said shaz.

    Goodnight.

    :: evil laugh ::

    Have fun with those ;)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:02 AM
    Cat1864
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9 View Post
    I'll give you a shot!!

    Nurse on board!:p

    Oh, good. I was afraid he brought the one from the bus.

    Of course, I want a double bed. Do you really think I would sleep (and I do mean sleep) in a separate cabin from my husband? :rolleyes:

    Hmm... you want me to make sure that KC and JLo behave? :confused:
    Sorry, I don't like the smell of singed fur. ;)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:04 AM
    adam_89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Oh, good. I was afraid he brought the one from the bus.

    Of course, I want a double bed. Do you really think I would sleep (and I do mean sleep) in a separate cabin from my husband? :rolleyes:

    Hmm...you want me to make sure that KC and JLo behave? :confused:
    Sorry, I don't like the smell of singed fur. ;)

    Well since J-Lo is now your daughter, just make sure she don't get to carried away. You can turn you head the other way on most things.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:04 AM
    Cat1864
    Good Night, Shaz. :)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:19 AM
    88sunflower
    Have I had too much rum already or is this boat rocking a bit? Rocking, wait where is JLo and kc? Could be the answer right there.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:20 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Have I had to much rum already or is this boat rocking a bit? Rocking, wait where is JLo and kc? Could be the answer right there.

    :rolleyes: Remember, per Chris Rock, there is no sex in the champagne room.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:22 AM
    adam_89

    Rum you say? I will take more!
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:23 AM
    penny41

    Ship ahoy sounds fun !
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:23 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    :rolleyes: Remember, per Chris Rock, there is no sex in the champagne room.

    Who said anything about sex you little pig? I meant the dancing to the band. Jeez already dirty are we?
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:23 AM
    kctiger

    Sup Penny? What's your story? I see you are a newbie, welcome to the fun thread!
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:23 AM
    Stringer

    Welcome Penny.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:24 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Who said anything about sex ya little pig? I meant the dancing to the band. Jeez already dirty are we?

    Sorry, seems JLo is rubbing off on me :o (no pun, again)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:24 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by penny41 View Post
    ship ahoy sounds fun !

    Oohhh a new comer.
    Is there an initiation on this boat?
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:24 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    best ride of your life. (Well Kc claims he is)

    Sunny and Red will tend to the bar since they do what they do best.

    Kc and J-Lo will be in charge of the parties every night. Cat, make sure they behave.

    Born to be wild
    Born to be wild

    (I have my theme for the day... no, week. Poor Cat - good luck! :D )
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:25 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Sorry, seems JLo is rubbing off on me :o (no pun, again)

    Here come the visuals... oh that's not good.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:25 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oohhh a new comer.
    Is there an initiation on this boat?

    Yes, the new member must post pics, especially if they are a female, otherwise male pics are optional :cool:

    They also need to bring the booze for the trip.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:25 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Oohhh a new comer.
    Is there an initiation on this boat?

    That reminds me. We should invite Confused Rebecca. She was asking for a welcome beer yesterday. :) Let's have Adam invite her.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:26 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    That reminds me. We should invite Confused Rebecca. She was asking for a welcome beer yesterday. :) Let's have Adam invite her.

    Good call! Always using your head :D
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:26 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Who said anything about sex ya little pig? I meant the dancing to the band. Jeez already dirty are we?

    Haha - I was right there with him. No surprise there. :p
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:27 AM
    adam_89

    Glad everyone is having fun.

    I as Captain do have an initiation.

    Penny, here is a bottle of rum and 2 beers. Get to drinking!

    Hey Stringer. Glad you made it aboard.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:28 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Good call! Always using your head :D

    You must be rubbing off on me. ;)
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:29 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Just Looking View Post
    You must be rubbing off on me. ;)

    Something like that :cool:
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:31 AM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Glad everyone is having fun.

    I as Captain do have an initiation.

    Penny, here is a bottle of rum and 2 beers. Get to drinkin!

    Hey Stringer. Glad you made it aboard.

    Thanks Capt.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:35 AM
    Just Looking
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Thanks Capt.

    Stringer is in charge of decorating the ballroom.
  • Oct 29, 2009, 07:46 AM
    adam_89

    Ok, I am on my way to invite Rebecca. I will be back.

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