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Oliver D Rode Tours

Welcome family, friends and unknown passengers. You have now bought yourself a one way ticket to view the world.

Please welcome our new employee kc, he will be our bus driver. His partner JLo will guide the tour.

We have red and sunny who will be seated at the front of the bus. Just because... shot gun... always. They serve as our ticket takers. They can refuse a rider at any given time.

Adam and bear are our ride on mechanics. Should you see a problem with the bus or you have concerns please feel free to voice it to the two of them. At random times we will be stopping for routine oil and lube jobs. When the need arises.

If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Again, please enjoy the ride. We will be making many stops around the world.

Our first stop is... Chicago.

Well, Marking my territory for now.

I'm a passenger!

Chicago.. stringer country...

Watch out for the bandits!

Hey did anyone notice that the ad is about a bus... yutong bus... :rolleyes:

Sweet bus sunny...

Lucky we 'found' that bag of money!

I feel all cliff richard in summer holiday.

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Welcome to Chicago. We are making a quick stop to pick up Stringer … Oh, here he comes now, wearing knickers. Interesting choice – we ask that you put a shirt on though. Birthday suits will be on display later.

And now for the tour …. Chicago is a world-class city of unsurpassed beauty, attracting visitors from around the nation and the world. Located on the shores of Lake Michigan in the heart of the Midwest, Chicago is home to the Blues, top sports teams, an internationally-renowned symphony orchestra, spectacular live theater, celebrated architecture, thousands of restaurants, and world-class museums and shops. Chicago will also be scene one in the upcoming movie, yet to be named but something about birthday suits could be in the title.

Woop woop woop... wheres calamity?

Oh the windy city is mighty pretty but they isn't got what we got... naky people!

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Originally Posted by adam_89

Well, Marking my territory for now.

Adam, we get you castle-trained and now we have to get you bus-trained. :rolleyes:

Someone posted about 'outsiders' coming into the skin lightening thread... I guess that would be me,it was a relationship/self esteam issue...

Think I will just go and be E.T and post a response.

Good one Cat! :p

Already at Chicago?

Thank you all for signing up for our famed Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour. PLEASE TOUR CHICAGO’S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT WITH YOUR PANTS STILL ON. We will start with Chicago’s old Playboy Club.

On February 29, 1960, an event took place in Chicago that galvanized the entertainment industry. That was the night the Chicago Playboy Club -- the first of what would ultimately become a collection of 40 clubs, hotels and resorts around the world -- opened its doors at 116 East Walton Street, just off Michigan Avenue.

Please watch your step as you exit the bus. Sunny and Red will be serving your favorite drinks at the bar

(I may be taking this theme too seriously. Too much time on my hands. :p )

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

Excellent question, Unknown. I believe that is Sunny's joke about my driving - as in All Over the Road. :cool:

I am usually a much better driver, but the men on this tour are so distracting.

Beer for you,beer for you.. we only packed beer!

j-lo,I can't wait until we get to other places to see what you come up with,you can plan the route.

Lol! Don't you dare pick one so soon!! I don't want to 'see' you in a hospital bed in the next 150 years! :eek:

Lots of creative stuff in here. You guys are truly amazing.

Undeterred by the Windy City's bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Edit - Alty, you too get to be a Playboy Bunny.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Undeterred by the Windy City’s bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.

Nah... you won't be driving! Just relax and meet the tigger on the dance floor :D

I love Chicago... oops there goes my hat,sure is windy here :)
Can we go see Oprah? Please!

Hi Arty! :)

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hi Arty! :)

Howdy.. watch out for the bus driver,she is tipping a few :eek:

Oh, you're right! :eek:

JLo, don't drive for the next 5 hours or so... until the alcohol is removed from your blood system.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Oh, you're right! :eek:

JLo, don't drive for the next 5 hours or so... until the alcohol is removed from your blood system.

Flirting with the mechanics,giving the tour and driving,that's a lot of work for one lady.
I think we should pull over at the Marriott... my treat for the night :)

Do you have room assignments already made Arty ;)

Well, you're more experienced than me Arty.

Heard that JLo, you're done for the night!

Speaking of which I'll be disconnecting soon (internet limitations)

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Originally Posted by artlady

Flirting with the mechanics,giving the tour and driving,thats a lot of work for one lady.
I think we should pull over at the Marriott...my treat for the night :)

Flirting with the mechanics? Me? We are just dancing... :D I've been relieved of my driving duties, though. Drinking and driving do not mix.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Flirting with the mechanics? Me? We are just dancing ... :D I've been relieved of my driving duties, though. Drinking and driving do not mix.

Let's be honest, if I were on the bus you wouldn't have two free hands available to drive... just saying :cool: :D May have to change your username to "Just Touching"

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Do you have room assignments already made Arty ;)

You can choose your bunk mates... :D
I know who I am going to choose...
Johnny Depp is on the bus right :rolleyes:

Oh I love you guys!
JLo you have me freaking cracking up!
Good jobs!

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Oh I love you guys!
JLo you have me freaking cracking up!
Good jobs!

Hay Sunny did you get my ticket ?
No,that's because I snuck on the bus :rolleyes:
Can I stay?:confused:

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Originally Posted by artlady

Hay Sunny did you get my ticket ?
No,thats because I snuck on the bus :rolleyes:
Can I stay?:confused:

GASP! You you you did not sneak on the bus! Let me consult with red. I think there will be punishment for this.

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

GASP! You you you did not sneak on the bus! Let me consult with red. I think there will be punishment for this.

She has to be the first one in her birthday suit! That will get the ball rolling.

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

I know I am right... want to make a friendly bet?

The mechanics are going on strike. We have formed a union and demand more favorable wages... other forms of payment may be accepted on a case by case basis... :cool:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

She has to be the first one in her birthday suit! That will get the ball rolling.

Honey my Birthday suit is nearly 56 years old ,believe me that would be punishing you guys :D

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Ah, now that Sunny's back, let's confirm the question as to who or what is Oliver D Rode..

Yep they were right unky, say it fast "all over de(the) road"