Again? Really? Another Castle?
The castle went under major repair. The roof has been replaced (sorry about the dripping
And the drafts), the pond has been cleaned (those ducklings sure do poo a lot), and the rooms have all been painted and refurnished.
Sheriff, it's come to my attention that there is a bandit in the area. Apparently he wants to kidnap me, hold me for ransom. I will need you to recruit more Deputies and protect me, with your life.
Sunny, Red, I revamped the lounge. There's a dance floor now and new bar stools.
Adam, Bear, Unky, I need you three to feed the crocks. I hired someone to feed them while we were gone, but that person took the money and ran. They haven't been fed in a month. Proceed with caution.
M, sweetie, honey, baby, Jo's family sent Kevin to me, you remember Kevin, the kangaroo you sent her? He's tearing my house apart so I brought him to the castle. I have no idea how to care for him though (so much for Pet expert) so can you? I put him in your room. Sorry. :o
Everyone else, come on in, the ghosts are friendly and the beer is free. :)
Oh, will someone clean off the Starby statue? Pigeons seem to have made a nest on her. There's bleach in the kitchen pantry.
Now, let's get the party started. :cool:
