Ask Me Help Desk - Since amhd is so slow lately.

Since amhd is so slow lately.

I figured I would ask a question

What is your biggest life long question in life?

Either serious or non serious.

My non serious ?

Are purple people eaters purple because they eat purple people?

My fo' real ? Is

Why me!

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

Just isn't fair.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

How can some people be born with such naturally good looks?

Just isn't fair.

I know KC, I know.

How do you know? ;)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I really want to know.

I need proof. :)

The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs...

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

The chicken is actually just a masterfully-devised plan by the egg to create more eggs....

And the egg came to be how?

If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

As you can see, I still have questions. ;)

I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
I heard that was wrong though. :(

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Originally Posted by N0help4u

I always said the chicken had to come first because all babies need love.
I heard that was wrong though. :(

Makes sense to me.

Eggy babies. Hee, hee. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And the egg came to be how?

If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting. Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

As you can see, I still have questions. ;)

Two birds similar to chickens laid an egg which created a mutant baby which today we call a chicken ips-facto egg came first :)

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

I can preety much guarantee that someone else in the world will have this, so yes :)
I'm guessing its sort of like Somniphobia (fear of sleeping or going to bed) which is apparently very common :)

My serious question is do you consider fish to be meat, if not why?

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

Wow that is something maybe your being cloned at night by the space aliens?:confused:
I think if you want to pick a day to be a day that lasts forever you should pick one of those ones where you are saying it is such a great day you never want it to end.

But who decided that meat came from mammals?
Fish flesh is meat.. meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
It's the same.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

but who decided that meat came from mammals?
fish flesh is meat..meat is just a word,both contain protein,both came from living things..
its the same.

Well meat is generally the muscles, and fish don't have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so I'm for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

Maybe someone has an answer to my serious question...

I hate going to sleep because when I wake up, I'm different. The day is different too. Change is a factor but, others don't seem to feel it's an issue. I always feel like I am in two places at once. Mornings are the worst.

Is this a problem for anyone else?

I don't do mornings, that way I avoid that scenario. ;)

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Originally Posted by albear

well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

It's meat.

Isn't it under meat in the four basic food groups? :confused:

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Originally Posted by albear

well meat is generally the muscles, and fish dont have flesh unless you count scales but you still eat the fish's muscles that make it move so im for it being meat, just wondered what everyone else thought :)

Bring on the tartar sauce..
Fish good.
Meat good.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

And the egg came to be how?

The egg is, will be, and has always been.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

If the chicken is needed to create eggs then how did the egg create the chicken?

The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Besides, the egg itself is just a chicken in waiting.

Is it? Or is it much more than that...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Wouldn't the egg be creating itself?

Thus the true nature of life itself is to simply recreate itself...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

How did the egg create the chicken? Did it have help? If so, who? A chicken? Are they clones?

Again, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has. However, many speculate that that no, it had no help, as the egg needs no help from anyone or anything other than itself.

Questions answered! :D

Here are some little known facts about the egg:

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The egg is a lover, not a fighter... but it’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.

The egg once had an awkward moment.. just to see how it felt.

When it is raining, it is because the egg is sad.

If there were an "interesting gland", the eggs's would be larger than most men’s entire lower intestines.

The egg's shirts never wrinkle.

The egg is left-handed... and right-handed.

Even if the egg forgets to put postage on it's mail, it gets there.

The police often question the egg... just because they find it interesting.

On every continent in the world, there is an egg sandwich.

The egg's cereal never gets soggy. It just sits there, staying crispy, just for the egg.

The egg has never lost a sock.

The egg's reputation expands faster than the universe.

The egg lives vicariously through itself.

Do not underestimate the power of the egg.

I have a few questions:

•If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

•Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

•As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

•Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

Sarah

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The chicken is only used to create more eggs. The egg, itself, never needed anything from a chicken other than that. As for HOW... well, it is not our place to ask how the egg has done such feats... only to believe that is has.

Are you sharing a brain with Tom? :eek:

Say it isn't so.

I'm afraid. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Are you sharing a brain with Tom?! :eek:

Say it isn't so.

I'm afraid. :(

Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

Well, if Tom also believes to blindly follow the egg from here to eternity and not question it... then yes!!

Well then, hello Tom. ;)

That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)

Oh hi! I'm Tom...

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Originally Posted by DrJizzle

That's 10-Second-Tom to you ;)

oh hi! I'm Tom...

10? I would have guessed 3 tops! :D

Okay, I may have gone too far now. :eek:

QUOTE=mudweiser I have a few questions:

•If God is so perfect why did he need humans as companions?

God is everything right? That means that God is us too. I don't think we were created as companions, but as parts of God who chose to experience, experience. God just is, all, right? He can't experience love or poverty without the lack of them. His creation is limited in a way that He is not, so that He can experience things.:rolleyes:

•Who was the first person to preform anal sex?

Sarah, you know it was some teenage boy who played stink-finger first!:p

•As technology gets smarter, we're getting dumber; is anyone behind this, are we part of someone's plot or are we merely discovering new things?

There is a plot, a circle that comes back around on itself. Humanity resists the notion that our cleverness does not move inexorably forward, in a straight line.

•Why is it that a man who beats his wife can bail himself out? Why is the "Justice" system corrupt?

That's easy. the system was designed by...Males! Is that a sexist or a realist view? Maybe it's too complicated for me to understand, hmmm.:cool:

Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?

P.S. Sim loved your answers.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo?

P.S. Sim loved your answers.

Sarah

Hi, Sarah!

I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Clough

Hi, Sarah!

I've heard about that. Is that true? :confused: :)

Thanks!

I googled it:

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Professor Trevor Cox and a team at Salford University recently did some research to get to the bottom of the problem with the help of willing volunteer, Daisy the duck. They found that a duck's quack does echo, but it is quite hard to hear the echo because of the quality of the quack sound. A sound that fades in and out (like a duck quack) makes an echo which can become mixed up with the original sound being made. This means it is hard to distinguish one from the other.

The other reason the myth may have arisen is because you don't often find ducks hanging around places where you commonly get echoes, like cliffs on a beach, or large cathedrals!

Sarah

Thanks, Sarah!

Then it is a myth. Correct?

That's what Google tells me Cloughy!

I have another one. It'll stir the pot, I think.

If a girl has been a lesbian all her life and never had sexual intercourse with a man, would she still be considered a virgin?

Sarah

What I've been taught in the school systems where I've taught, is that when a girl or woman is "touched down there" that they are no longer a virgin.

In an open and very broad interpretation of the word "virgin" I can believe that interpretation. But, in the narrow, traditional and usual definition as to how someone loses their viginity, no.

I can see why they might take the liberal and broad view in the school systems, though.

Thanks!

One more before I go:

Does an Atheist have to swear on the bible in court? What happens if you say no?

Sarah

From what I've read, no, they do not.

There's some really good information about that on the following site.

Affirming vs. Swearing Oaths - Affirm, Don't Swear an Oath in Court

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by simoneaugie

Question: If we are what we eat, why do we eat things that are dead?

Because were all dead inside :D

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Originally Posted by albear

because were all dead inside :D

You say it and smile... ::shakes head::

I am not dead inside. :D

Sorry :(

I know your not justy ;)

I am warm and toasty inside.

I am going to see 150.

Mmmm, warm and toasty :D

150? degrees, years, people?

I am going to live to be 150 years old.