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  • May 16, 2009, 05:16 PM
    nitelight198073
    What is the most horrible thing you have told someone?
    Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone... for example... I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time... early in the morning... before 8 am so one day I answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice I could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! I thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and finally, when she asked me what I was doing I told her I am playing with my butthole want to help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol... I am sorry if this offends anyone but I am kind of drunk and I needed to vent... ahhh I feel better ;)
  • May 16, 2009, 05:36 PM
    Catsmine
    Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL
  • May 16, 2009, 05:39 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL
    yeah I know I am horrible
  • May 16, 2009, 05:46 PM
    Catsmine
    Nah, horrible would be forgetting the underpants
  • May 16, 2009, 05:49 PM
    nitelight198073
    Lmao
  • May 16, 2009, 05:50 PM
    Catsmine
    Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?
  • May 16, 2009, 05:56 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Worse than horrible would be getting the two tactics backwards, or does your sister still borrow your clothes?
    no I am bigger than her he he eh he.. wow I am surprised I can still type I got a good buzz going lol I am also surprised that anyone is on
  • May 16, 2009, 06:54 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    i am also surprised that anyone is on
    Nobody is.
  • May 16, 2009, 06:55 PM
    nitelight198073

    Yeah I am not on the same time as anyone anymore
  • May 17, 2009, 02:02 AM
    shazamataz

    I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

    :p

    I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :D
  • May 17, 2009, 04:13 AM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    I'm not nasty, how dare you ask that question.. hmph!

    :p

    I'm going to have to sort out my 'bad list' before I post my answer :D
    sure you are the most level tempered person I know:p
  • May 17, 2009, 06:56 AM
    shazamataz

    Of course :eek:

    Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

    I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

    We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

    We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

    Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

    They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

    They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

    EPIC FAIL :(
  • May 17, 2009, 09:33 AM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    of course :eek:

    Well I'll take one of the minor one's from my list to start with...

    I also am not a fan of Jehovas witnesses and neither is my partner...

    We saw them going around our neighbourhood one day so I got some paper and drew red pantagrams on them then stuck them over the front of our family photos...

    We always keep a packet of tealight candles in the drawer for power outs so we lit them and made a pentagram shape on our coffee table.

    Finally we threw around a heap of pornographic magazines (open) in clear view.

    They finally came to our door and we invited them inside.

    They looked around when they came in, sat down on the couch and talked to us like there was nothing there!

    EPIC FAIL :(
    Damn that is crazy lol
  • May 17, 2009, 09:50 AM
    artlady

    I had a professor in college who was teaching us adult sexuality and all he ever did was discuss his sex life.

    One week in and I knew everything about his wife that I needed to know,including the sounds she made when she got off!

    Finally I had enough and when he asked if we had any questions,I said *Ya,I have a question,isn't there a standard for teaching this class that does not involve you giving us a blow by blow of your sexual antics with your wife*.

    He turned beet red,said *I beg your pardon* and told us to turn to a page in our text.

    He never seemed to have much enthusiasm for teaching after that. I felt like I burst his bubble.
  • May 17, 2009, 10:00 AM
    Catsmine
    Bravo, Arty!

    That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.
  • May 17, 2009, 10:09 AM
    artlady
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Bravo, Arty!

    That's better than my English Prof who took off on a sabbatical without making arrangements for substitutes... I called her department head into class and demanded my money back.
    That was my next move was reporting him to the dean. We were not being taught anything,it was just embarrassing!
    Glad you got your money back!
  • May 17, 2009, 10:19 AM
    shazamataz

    Haha good on you Arty!!
  • May 18, 2009, 06:02 PM
    liz28

    Now I know how to get the Jehovah's witnesses to leave me alone thanks to Shar and Nightlight. Hehe
  • May 18, 2009, 06:06 PM
    Alty

    Hello, my name is Alty and I am mean on a daily basis.

    I figure it's their fault. If they would just stop pi$$ing me off then I wouldn't have to be mean. Right?

    I'd give you examples, but I don't want to take up this whole thread.

    I'll just leave you guessing. :)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:11 PM
    runegod750

    OK those were stoopid answers I would tell the people to off and if they came back I would tell them I would file sexual herasment same with your sister calling ide tell her to leav me alone or ill go to your house and kick your lol ;)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:19 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nitelight198073 View Post
    Has anyone bothered you so bad that you just tell them the most rude off base thing just so they will leave you alone ...for example...I had Jehovah's witnesses coming to my house all the time...early in the morning ...before 8 am so one day i answered the door and told them in the most menacing voice i could muster... I worship the devil, leave me be! i thought it was horrible of me to do that but they left me alone.lol another one my sister will call me 20 times a day and fianlly, when she asked me what i was doing i told her i am playing with my butthole wanna help? She cussed me and hung up now she only calls 5 times a day lol.... I am sorry if this offends anyone but i am kinda drunk and i needed to vent ....ahhh i feel better ;)

    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. Lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
  • May 18, 2009, 06:22 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Answering the door in your underpants usually discourages solicitors. For your sister, a present -- VOICEMAIL
    Answering the door naked is another way... Especially if you're an ugly fat guy. That will turn some cheeks, I mean turn some people away. Lol
  • May 18, 2009, 06:26 PM
    Alty

    I once told the JW's that I was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "Mommy, I'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed... ;)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:27 PM
    liz28

    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
  • May 18, 2009, 06:29 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Jesushelper drinks beer? Just playing! I hope it is Coors Light.
    Don't let the name fool you, he's 100% guy! :)
  • May 18, 2009, 06:39 PM
    liz28

    Yeah, I did let his user name fool me. =()
  • May 18, 2009, 06:47 PM
    JoeCanada76

    Hey Jesus turned water into wine.

    Why Can I not turn pop into beer?

    Can not blame a guy for trying.

    No more suckling mama's milk because men needs to drink beer in order to grow a strong stomach..

    Okay now I am drunk.lol
  • May 18, 2009, 06:48 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    This is hilarious. Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything. I would have to thank you for making me choke.

    I have had some funny stories of what other people have said or did in similar circumstances. Your not offending me at all. lol It is good to vent. You feel better now.

    The devil thing, I will have to use that one. If you do not mind...

    I have probably said a lot of things, but right now I can not think of any. Maybe after a 12 pack I will start sharing some stories.

    Joe Joe
    No I don't mind Joe Joe I like that you liked it
  • May 18, 2009, 06:49 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by altenweg View Post
    i once told the jw's that i was sacrificing a virgin in the basement. It was funny until my daughter screamed "mommy, i'm waiting for you, hurry up!".

    If looks could have killed....... ;)
    lmao
  • May 18, 2009, 06:51 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    No more suckling mama's milk
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
  • May 18, 2009, 07:02 PM
    liz28

    Is there a full moon tonight?
  • May 18, 2009, 07:09 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Is there a full moon tonight?
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance?
  • May 18, 2009, 07:11 PM
    nitelight198073
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    Yeah I was curious also;)
  • May 18, 2009, 07:13 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    Why do you ask Liz28? Did you get mooned, by any chance??
    OH YEAH!!

    EVERYbody moon Liz!!

    XOXOXO Hug XOXOXO
  • May 18, 2009, 07:19 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    But, but, but

    Mama's milk tastes soooooooo good if you get it fresh
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
  • May 18, 2009, 07:21 PM
    Catsmine
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Okay, one last sip but then you're cut off! :(
    SSssslluuuurrp!
  • May 18, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    SSssslluuuurrp!
    No biting! No biting! :eek:
  • May 18, 2009, 07:24 PM
    Catsmine
    Biting can be fun. Timing IS everything.

    Oops, bedtime for puppydog, g'night
  • May 18, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Alty

    Night puppy dog? ;)

    Bear bum, I see you peeking. I've been missing you, we seem to be on at different times lately. :(
  • May 18, 2009, 07:36 PM
    nitelight198073

    Hiya hear what's the happs love

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