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  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:09 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Would you rather.
    A local sports talk radio show does this bit called Would You Rather... Listeners call in with, usually, comical options. Thought it might be fun. Since I'm currently watching the Cubs game I'll start it w/ this:


    So, would you rather...

    Sing the 7th inning stretch at Wrigley Field?
    OR
    Catch a foul ball off the bat of the visiting team?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:15 PM
    jjwoodhull
    Definitely sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley Field. It's a great American tradition.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:17 PM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by jjwoodhull View Post
    Definitely sing "Take Me Out To The Ballgame" at Wrigley Field. It's a great American tradition.
    Psssssst you got to follow it up with your own hypothetical ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:27 PM
    mudweiser

    I can't sing for shippity ship, or really catch a ball that's going over 20 MPH.

    So I choose getting hit by the ball that I clearly could have caught that could've won us the game.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:28 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I can't sing for shippity ship, or really catch a ball that's going over 20 MPH.

    So I choose getting hit by the ball that I clearly could have caught that could've won us the game.

    Sarah
    Apparently you've never watched a Cubs home game... singing talent is not a pre-requisite. :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:31 PM
    Alty

    I'll sing.

    Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:33 PM
    Fuzzball_Kara
    I'm going to go with singing since I like to sing... Don't care what I sound like.
    Would you rather
    Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldn't leave the house
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:33 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Alty
    Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
    Depends Alty who was the happy one?

    I'd rather be poor but happy than rich and depressed.


    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Fuzzball_Kara
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'll sing.

    Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
    Rich at 50. I'd be miserable being older than that. :p Plus I'd be so fat from stuffing my face with all the delacacies of the rich.. Yeah. I'm an eater. Might as well die young and happy.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:34 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Depends Alty who was the happy one?

    I'd be poor but happy than rich and depressed.


    Sarah
    They're both happy, it's just that one will live twice as long as the other but be poor.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:35 PM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    They're both happy, it's just that one will live twice as long as the other but be poor.
    I'd die poor then, I'd rather live longer to see the ones I love longer:)

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:37 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I'll sing.

    Would you rather die poor at 100 or rich at 50?
    Definitely 100.



    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fuzzball_Kara View Post
    I'm gonna go with singing since I like to sing... Don't care what I sound like.
    Would you rather
    Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldnt leave the house
    Hairless! Hell I already shave my head!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:37 PM
    Alty

    Quote:
    Lose your hair for a year or be an armless and legless stump for three weeks that couldn't leave the house
    The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

    Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:39 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

    Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?
    Depends, does the ugly girl have big boobs? :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:39 PM
    mudweiser

    I already married the gorgeous one so I take the ugly one- I bet they're more appreciative.

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:43 PM
    Fuzzball_Kara
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The hair can go, I can buy a wig! :)

    Would you rather marry someone gorgeous but dumb as a post with a lousy personality or uglier then sin but really intelligent with a wonderful personality?
    Ummm... Which one has the most money? XD
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:56 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Depends, does the ugly girl have big boobs? :p
    Of course not. She's as flat as a wall, has bad teeth, funny looking hair and she's the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She's witty, smart, fun to be around.

    The gorgeous girl is a bombshell and a half, she's got a huge rack (store bought of course) she's got a beautiful face and body and she can't even add 2 + 2, even with a calculator.

    So choose my dear. You fate is in my hands. :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:57 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Fuzzball_Kara View Post
    Ummm... Which one has the most money? XD
    They're both equally well off.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 08:59 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    So choose my dear. You fate is in my hands. :D
    It's not my fate that is in my hands... but I digress.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:01 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    It's not my fate that is in my hands....but I digress.
    Darnit, typo! I guess I'm the bombshell, obviously I'm not smart enough to type! :eek:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:03 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Darnit, typo! I guess I'm the bombshell, obviously I'm not smart enough to type! :eek:
    Well in that case I choose the bombshell :D
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:06 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Well in that case I choose the bombshell :D
    Awwww, you sweetie! :D

    Wait, does that mean you think I'm dumb? :confused::(

    You can be both pretty and smart, it's possible. Really! :cool:
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:11 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Awwww, you sweetie! :D

    Wait, does that mean you think I'm dumb? :confused::(

    You can be both pretty and smart, it's possible. Really! :cool:
    My manly intuition tells me that this is one of those questions that I simply should not answer.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:14 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    My manly intuition tells me that this is one of those questions that I simply should not answer.
    You're definitely over 20! :D

    Smart move!

    Just to clarify. I have a college degree, had a career prior to kids, and, a long, long time ago I did a bit of modelling.

    Just clearing things up! ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:17 PM
    Silverfoxkit

    I'm going to have to go with ugly.

    Looks is always second to personality to me.
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:18 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You're definitely over 20! :D

    Smart move!

    Just to clarify. I have a college degree, had a career prior to kids, and, a long, long time ago I did a bit of modelling.

    Just clearing things up! ;)
    Trust me, 20 is all but a distant memory :(

    Well I've never been one to equate intelligence to bra size ;)
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:22 PM
    Alty
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    Trust me, 20 is all but a distant memory :(

    Well I've never been one to equate intelligence to bra size ;)
    You remember! :D

    Don't let the 32F's fool you, I do have a brain! :)

    Attachment 18809
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:24 PM
    MarkwithaK
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You remember! :D

    Don't let the 32F's fool you, I do have a brain! :)

    Attachment 18809
    I know where your eyes are... I was staring at your boobs on purpose!
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:29 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MarkwithaK View Post
    I know where your eyes are....I was staring at your boobs on purpose!
    Silly me! :p
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:32 PM
    mudweiser

    Ooh ooh I have a would you rather:

    Would you rather have hairy ears like Joe or have a hairy butt?

    ::giggles and runs::

    Sarah
  • Apr 21, 2009, 09:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ooh ooh I have a would you rather:

    Would you rather have hairy ears like Joe or have a hairy butt?

    ::giggles and runs::

    Sarah
    Hairy butt! A lot of people see my ears, only a select few see my butt! ;)

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