The Best Little House on AMHD has been held up! :eek:

It looks like Joux and Noux have gone KRAZY!!

We've got a long list of demands... well maybe not THAT long... but if they're not met, you'll never see your beloved Starduck or Sheriff Stringer again! Right now, they're ok; they've soiled themselves from fear but they're still alive... FOR NOW.

Here are our demands:

1) 1 Mill-i-on, trill-i-on Greenies
2) An occasional "favor"
3) Cherry-flavored Pez
4) a Wal-Mart Gift Card for $43
5) 2 bikes (1 red, 1 blue) with banana seats
6) some kettle corn and 2 Cokes
7) 1 pack of grape Bubble Yum
8) 14 cat-eye marbles
9) An official ACME anvil as used in Road Runner
9.5) Play-Doh Fun Factory
10) hmmmm we don't know if we need anything else... maybe an un-lucky bunnyrabbit's foot... hehehehehe


Here are some photos so you can see you precious Ducky and Stringy... look at the fear in that fowl's eyes... Now give us the goods if you ever want to see 'em again!

Don't try anything stupid... or the Bunny's next!

Best wishes :),

Joux and Noux

But, but, I'm the bunny!

This isn't good.

M, I need your help, we need to find Stringer and Starby asap, then we need to lock up NM, she's gone nuts!

HELP!! :(

Hey there! Howdy! I'm the second in a thread in here!! That's the first time! Well, I'm not well known to the newbies, well, from the day I was so busy with school, LOL.

Don't worry Alty, you've got an unlucky foot? Well, you have three lucky ones, yes? Say the unlucky one cancels one of the lucky ones, you'll be only twice as lucky, instead of four times as lucky.

Oh, you changed your sig, nice one :)

By the way, where are Starbs and the others? You usually are fast on such threads...

Where the h*ll is the TP?

Hey Stringer!!

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Originally Posted by Unknown008

Hey Stringer!!!!!

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Hey there Unky, how are you? I haven't spoken with you in a long time bud. How's school going for you?

I went to a new school, well since March, and all's fine for the time being, except for 1 teacher, who's boring to death.

How are you?

UNKY!! Where you been buddy? Do you seeeee what they are trying to do to me since you left? They've got me imprisoned and are asking for ransom! Do you think you can find some Bubble Yum Bubble Gum?

Bubble Gum? Maybe... But I'm going soon. What for? If you really want one... then...


Ah yes, last update, (that f'cking telecom company) at last they told us that I'll have that connection on Monday.

Yeah, I was wondering! You had written, and we were expecting you back soon, but then you didn't come back! I guess you're at the library now then hey? I hope they get there on Monday! Damn internet co.'s!

Ok, bye for now. See you all on Monday.

C'ya Unky! Have a good wkd.

I look awfurly scardeded in my mug shots! I hope they don't give me cement shoes and take me down to the river! Oh wait... I don't have feet! Wheeewwww... that was a close one!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

UNKY!!!! Where ya been buddy? Do you seeeee what they are trying to do to me since you left? They've got me imprisoned and are asking for ransom! Do you think you can find some Bubble Yum Bubble Gum?

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Hey Duck! And what am I... cold cream of wheat?? If you look over to your left Duckie... that's me still looking for TP... still!:eek:

Now just why are you on a search for TP? Did you have a bad dinner Sheriff? Are they not feeding you right?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

Now just why are you on a search for TP? Did you have a bad dinner Sheriff? Are they not feeding you right?

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DUCK... (sigh)... did you read NM's opening statement??

1. You and I are the only 'detainees.'

2. We are both 'soiled.'

3. And I NEED TP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!... don't know what you are going to do...

4. DUCK ! It's not always 'bout you only.. hehehe

5. I'm bustin' out, making plans, it doesn't appear that anyone is offering to help us...

6. Don't alienate you only friend, I may not look back as I doin' my bustin' out.. hehehe


AND... if you don't get some sleep... you won't have the energy to run...

Yes... I still lub you, but don't make it a chore... sweety... :rolleyes::):p

Oh yes... well NM scared the shat out of me, and I was sliding around in shat and forgot to bring the TP! I don't have any legs after all Sheriff! It's hard to float around in all of this shat you know! :p Go figure... the Sheriff and the Duck now have to help each other out of here! Let's draw out our escape plan before the others get "down wind" of it! :D

Ok... that's more like it Duckie...

Now, I am going to bed like a good guy should... can only get into trouble staying up late like this.

So you have all night to start thinking about GETTIN' OUR A**ES OUTTA HERE ! So, let me know tomorrow... K and we can refine your plans... hehehee

Good night now... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz eyes closing... still sittin' here... getting up now... walking towards my office door... up the stairs...

HI Marta!! What are you doin' up?. .Ouch!

Nitey night Sheriff! Careful... don't trip over that pile of shat on your way to bed... heehee! I will write up the plans. I fell asleep earlier... uuuggghhh... and now I have a sinus headache... so I have lots of time to formulate an escape plan! Sleep with one eye open Sheriff!

Now that I'm fully awake, the Duck has a few concerns! I'm still a little groggy because Joux slipped something in my drink! Shame, shame, Joux! Joux and Noux have gone mad I tell you... absolutely maaaad! Just look at Noux's picture! It says it all! And then there is Joux! He fully admits his madness! HELP!. SOS! (send our socks)

The circus is missing it's CLOWNS! Crayola is missing some crayons! They need to be stopped! They have us in a torture chamber, and they are threatening to file down my beak if I talk, and take away the Sheriff's pants! This can't turn out well! They've even threatened our bunny! I can only imagine what they will do to our little Chicky!

Which reminds me on a joke. A duck, a bunny, and a chick walk into a bar, and run into a Sheriff... the Sheriff says... can I see some ID? We don't serve drinks to ducks, bunnies, and chicks without ID! The Duck says... I don't have any pockets to carry ID. I am just here wading for a ride. The Bunny and the Chick say... we know Hef!

Sorry... best I could do! LOL! Boooooo! Groner!

Cute, but don't think your humor will persuade us to let you go...

(Oh yeah, I'm watchin' you little Ducky)

Have the warewolves gotten you? Scary pic lady! YIKES!

This Ducky needs sleep! Woke up at 2am, and vewy tiwed!

Here's some TP...

This is what happens if any of you try to escape.

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Here's some TP...

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HOLY CR*P !!!!! Yep torture. I need to document all this... let's see... HEY TERRORIST! HEY YOU GUYS!. Can I please have a pencil and some paper?

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This is what happens if any of you try to escape.

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YIKES !!!!! I that called A*S BOARDING?!?!?!?!?!

Joe, ouch, that looks painful.

Stringer and ducky, remember, she said she might get the bunny, I'm the bunny. I may soon be joining you two in isolation. I'm doing my best to get you out of there. I slipped a note under the door, I have a plan, read it, let me know what you think. ;)

You wrote this note in bunny scratch! I can't read it!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

You wrote this note in bunny scratch! I can't read it!

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I can't grab a pencil, I have paws! I did the best I could, really I did.

I'll write another note. We have to get you two out of there, I may be next! :eek:

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Cute, but don't think your humor will persuade us to let you go...

(Oh yeah, I'm watchin' ya lil Ducky)

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You are one scary looking Mom!
I love your intro... too funny!

She is scary, me no likey! :(

Exy, I see you! Come say hi!

Exy was spying on us? We have a peeping Exy? Roh Roh!

He left. :(

Exy, come back, we could use your help, get us a nail file or a grenade, we're being held hostage, we haven't eaten, we're cold and scared, especially the duck, she's nakey!

Help!!

Exy, you could pose as a pizza delivery boy! Don't forget the pizza though... we need food!

Sure he can be the pizza delivery guy... as long as that pizza has "extra sausage" (see #2)

Dearest Bunny,
This is the most recent pic I had taken on picture day at the looney bin. Bad hair day, eh?

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Sure he can be the pizza delivery guy... as long as that pizza has "extra sausage" (see #2)

Dearest Bunny,
This is the most recent pic I had taken on picture day at the looney bin. Bad hair day, eh?

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I don't think that I want to be on the other side of that angry roar... getting scolded... I believe that it would part my hair right down the middle... :eek::rolleyes:

Well Stringer, you just watch your step and I won't have to hurt you! I've been known to bring a man to his knees before. :rolleyes:

Don't y'all get any fancy ideas thinking you're getting out of here without ponying up on the goods. I've got nothing to lose so don't try me.
Hehe. Hehe. Hehe.

Okay, I just screamed!

NM, you really have to change that avi, I'm going to have nightmares. :(

Poor little Bunny, you're skerred eh? Well as long as you mind your R's and Y's or is it J's and W's (are those the right letters?)- well whatever letters you're supposed to be mindin', we may spare you-- for stew!

::Noux sings in the voice Elmer Fudd- A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go... ::

Crap (hee, hee, at first I wrote carp!) I'm drunk, really, really drunk. Drunk Alty= bad Alty. I may just get myself booted off the site tonight, I'm in a mood.

I was scared NM, but right now, I feel like I could kick arse, so bring it on!

Did I tell you that me and drunk isn't good?

LOL, Weeeeeeeeeeeeee! :)

Well now that Alty is passed out... where did everyone else go tonight? Don't make me go lose it on the pet forum! Haha!