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First!

Uh... don't care. I never get it anyway.

First post!

A welcome mat?

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Originally Posted by kp2171

first!

uh... dont care. i never get it anyway.

first post!

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You suck!

Coconut husk!

Almond?
Peanut?
Nut?
Your brain?

I don't care! :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You suck!

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Yeppers.

This boys got mad skills

The track of bark beetles on wood after you peel the bark away.

Why am I even trying?

A walnut?

The snout of another weird piggy?

I agree with almond... but since the last one was cheating... I am on guessing strike (cause I never have a guess)... so I just post so I can find out. :D

Well, it's either an almond, or fried orange foamy piggy cracklins! Yumnum nummy.

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Originally Posted by vwdieseljunkie

fried orange foamy piggy cracklins! Yumnum nummy.

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V-Dub you're killing me!! ROFL!! "Yumnum nummy", good one
:D

I say almond as well...

Congrats to everyone who guessed ALMOND!

(I think it was Alty first)

YES! More to come later tonight.

I did guess it, but it wasn't my guess. :(

My California boy came over while I was looking at it, took one look, said "that's an almond" and then asked if he could use my puter.

Poo. I was hoping it was a peanut, that was my actual guess. ;)

Shoot! I was sure it was a walnut. :( Give us another please :D

Bread
Skin
Nut shell
Napkin
Wood
Weenis
?? What the??

Oh... never mind, nice job ALTY!! (bout time you got one... JUST KIDDIN") GREAT JOB!

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Originally Posted by startover22

bread
skin
nut shell
napkin
wood
weenis
??? what the???

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Starty, what the heck does a weenis look like?

Weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)

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Originally Posted by isneezefunny

weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)

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Really!!

WEENIS... keep saying it, you will start giggling;) My kids and I always do... WEENIS!!
Hey, and here is a little fact, pinch your weenis, it doesn't hurt... no nerve there... Dr. Sneeze, tell them I am right? ;)

Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Ok, when I hear weenis... I think of midget's privates... so I guess I was a lot off base.

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OFF BASE... yup that is what you were, off base!

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Originally Posted by startover22

OFF BASE...yup that is what you were, off base!

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Just the workings of a guttered mind... ending enis... only makes me think of one thing.

Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

Weenis! LMAO!

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Weenis, hee, hee, WEENIS! That is fun.

Are we on the right thread? Shouldn't this be under "things guys name their privates?"

Weenis! LMAO!

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They can't name there privates weenis... it would be like naming him "Tiny"

It's a picture.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

weenis is actually the skin on your elbow. :)

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Wow- never heard of that! It is a fun word though!

??

I mean, who the hell gets to name the weenis the "weenis"??

Is there a frickin peer reviewed medical journal of anatomical joints that concedes "yes... after 3027 people were randomly randomized it was determined that piece o' skin shall herefore and henceforth be called the "wankie"... oops... my bad... the "... oops... my bad... the "... mostly for the sake of poetry, as we have such few words that rhyme with penis"...

??

Is it me, or the tequilla? You don't have to choose, it can be both.

I get summeting a damn mountain and claiming the tip top for spain or whatever.

But who went down on that person and claimed it the "taint"? Did they poke in a flag?

I'm sorry... no... I'm jealous... anyone who came up with the name weenis and then made it apparently household... they p!ss me off... mostly cause I didn't do it first.

What the hell was this thread about anyway?.

Ah... yeah...

Sneezy and his nuts...

Men's weenis' sag with old age...

Kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Men's weenis' sag with old age...

kp, when the last time someone touched your weenis?

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Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.

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Originally Posted by vwdieseljunkie

Wow, I think now that not only are my ears bleeding, but my eyes are burning too. I feel like I need to go cry in a hot shower or something.

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I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I didn't start it, I didn't even know what a weenis was until a couple of days ago.

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Yeah, and I thought I was going to be slick the other night and play a joke on my wife, and dang if she didn't already know what the weenis was. I had never really paid attention until it was mentioned here that there's no feeling in that spot. I lost the tip of a thumb at work, and have no feeling in it, so to touch my thumb to my weenis is really a weird feeling.

Face it, you can't say weenis with a strait face.

I can't say weenis with a straight face...

In fact, I would have thought it was a hog-wash made up word...

Had to do my own research, just to find out if it was real or I was the Queen of gullible.

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I can't say weenis with a straight face....

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I've noticed that weenis has made it into other threads, we may be facing a weenis epidemic, lol. Next thing you know, there will be a registered weenis offenders list, and weenis control measures in place.

Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

Are you kidding, I will be fitting weenis into every sentence I can... I mean it's a real word, that sounds like a curse word that no one can yell at me for using... :D

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Lol. It's like when I was a kid, and learned that there were non-swear applications for:
Female dog
Burrow/mule/donkey
Kitty
Rooster / threaded drain apparatus
To strike
Illegitimate child / file
And the list goes on! Of course most of those words can't be used in most places, whether you are speaking of them in non-vulgar applications or not...

Where's George Carlin when you need him :(

Yeah but they don't have the same sound that weenis does... ;)