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Babes of AMHD 2009 calendar

I think a "Babes of AMHD" calendar featuring members would be a good idea. The finished calendar could be sold to buy new furniture for the lounge to replace that shabby, plastic stuff.

If enough "babes" don't volunteer we could open it up to the "studs of AMHD." Or maybe print a separate calendar. I'm thinking men in tool belts, that sort of thing (depending on the person's expertise, of course).

I'm thinking Ben and Mrs Ben could share a month.

So far "Alty" has been selected to do a fake fur bikini and one of those fake-fur lined hats with the earflaps in honor of Canada hold a rabbit (or two); Starby's been selected for October (but no outfit has been selected). I'm not sure they're actually aware they've been selected so let's hope they don't read this.

Any thoughts? Any volunteers?

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I'll submit my pic first I guess. This is one of my better pictures, I was at a garden party:

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Not really sure you want me

http://www.stuff.co.nz/thepress/blog...08/gurning.jpg

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I'll submit my pic first I guess. This is one of my better pictures, I was at a garden party:

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You look vaguely familiar to me - ?

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You look vaguely familiar to me - ?

I get that all the time.

Jessica Rabbit could be convinced to make an appearance... ;)

Can I wear my raccoon hat and coat? Or just my raccoon outfit? Or just my raccoon (live that is)? You know, the one that Brad Pitt nudged out of the food bowl on my porch the other night?

Ah, I take that back. Can I wear my gymnosophy outfit and pose for June's photo?

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Can I wear my raccoon hat and coat? Or just my raccoon outfit? Or just my raccoon (live that is)? You know, the one that Brad Pitt nudged out of the food bowl on my porch the other night?

Ah, I take that back. Can I wear my gymnosophy outfit and pose for June's photo?

Okay, you're in for June in your gymnosophy outfit. But isn't it half a gymnosophy outfit? The lower half, as I recall, which is fine, because we're trying to sell calendars here. I was hoping you would pose next to one or two racoons. It's okay if they have all their clothes on.

And, speaking of Brad Pitt, I probably haven't posted this before but I look just like Angelina Jolie, except I am blonde and have a better body. Unforunately I can't figure out how to post photos so you'll just have to believe me.

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Jessica Rabbit could be convinced to make an appearance.... ;)

Good, that would work for me - any particular month?

Well, in that outfit, it will have to be warm... How about July?

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Well, in that outfit, it will have to be warm.... How about July?

Fine, July it is. You'll be the month following the racoon lady so keep that in mind if you are planning any special effects.

Oooo... good to know. No sweet perfumes for the day of the photo shoot... Check.

:D

I'm Miss July! WOO-HOO!

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Oooo... good to know. No sweet perfumes for the day of the photo shoot.... Check.

:D

I'm Miss July! WOO-HOO!!

I also would avoid rolling in dead meat for a day or two before the shoot.

Riiiiight. What would I do without you, JKT? :D

Will excon be around during the shoot?

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Will excon be around during the shoot?

"We" are hoping he will actually BE in the calendar. I am thinking thong and handcuffs. Or maybe not the handcuffs.

Or maybe not the thong and a strategically placed - I don't know, golf ball, baseball, basketball. I have no personal knowledge in this particular, umm, area, so I don't really know what is, umm, required.

Or maybe he could hold one of the rabbits or racoons.

Now that you've appeared to volunteer excon's services, which month will you be signing up for?

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"We" are hoping he will actually BE in the calendar. I am thinking thong and handcuffs. Or maybe not the handcuffs.

Or maybe not the thong and a strategically placed - I don't know, golf ball, baseball, basketball. I have no personal knowledge in this particular, umm, area, so I don't really know what is, umm, required.

Or maybe he could hold one of the rabbits or racoons.

Now that you've appeared to volunteer excon's services, which month will you be signing up for?

I'm a Scorpio. Is November taken?

I figured excon would be holding things for the photographer. Would there be a group shot for one of the months, or maybe for the cover?

If there are going to be guys in the photos, we'll need to ask Clough and RickJ.

MM hmm... and don't forget our "Friend"... :)

Group shot... that would be cool! :)

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I'm a Scorpio. Is November taken?

I figured excon would be holding things for the photographer. Would there be a group shot for one of the months, or maybe for the cover?

Excellent - a group shot. Excellent. I hadn't thought about the cover yet OR the group shot. This calendar may have to cover (pardon the pun) both 2009 AND 2010.

I was thinking maybe excon would want to help with the body makeup.

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I was thinking maybe excon would want to help with the body makeup.

Hmmm, not sure he's done much with applying makeup (chocolate maybe... ). And he might be too shy?

Great, I just realized that I have to find myself a Roger Rabbit!

Now taking applications for July!

Gee, can I wear my balogna perfume? I've convinced my Jack Russell Dinky to let me borrow some of hers. Or maybe I'll use the sardine perfume instead. Oh, and my top half of my gymnosophy outfit is rather large (thought you'd like to know) so there will be no closeup shots available of me. Just a long shot with the two coonies held over strategic spots of my gymnosophy suit.

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Gee, can I wear my balogna perfume? I've convinced my Jack Russell Dinky to let me borrow some of hers. Or maybe I'll use the sardine perfume instead. Oh, and my top half of my gymnosophy outfit is rather large (thought you'd like to know) so there will be no closeup shots available of me. Just a long shot with the two coonies held over strategic spots of my gymnosophy suit.

Before you start spraying sardine perfume on yourself keep in mind that I - as booking agent - have arranged for several animals (so far dogs, racoons and rabbits) to actually be on the set. Now, I don't know exactly which animals are attracted to the smell of sardines but I think I would research the subject carefully if I were you.

Will we need small coonies or large coonies - just so I know what to order. Or will you be bringing your own?

I am already aware it could be dangerous to wear carrot perfume with the rabbits hanging around.

I am still thinking about my costume and I still haven't picked a month.

We'll need the extra large jumbo sized coonies like Big Daddy (he's a porker) and Stretch Armcoon (she's a porker also). I'll bring them both and wear some of the exotic sardine scent. I don't need any carrot scent as the bunnies could get rowdy.

I was thinking of borrowing Nazda's wolf, Lady, but she's so big that she would definitely be overkill and might eat some of the bunnies as snacks. She does like diesel perfume also as well as the sardine scent but her ultimate favorite is salmon in hot sauce perfume. Now that's refreshing I'm told.

Is this going to be a catered affair as well? Free eats or is there a cover charge involved here?

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We'll need the extra large jumbo sized coonies like Big Daddy (he's a porker) and Stretch Armcoon (she's a porker also). I'll bring them both and wear some of the exotic sardine scent. I don't need any carrot scent as the bunnies could get rowdy.

I was thinking of borrowing Nazda's wolf, Lady, but she's so big that she would definitely be overkill and might eat some of the bunnies as snacks. She does like diesel perfume also as well as the sardine scent but her ultimate favorite is salmon in hot sauce perfume. Now that's refreshing I'm told.

Is this going to be a catered affair as well? Free eats or is there a cover charge involved here?

Free eats. I had not thought of that. I did figure that the alcohol will be flowing - but eats? I'll need a catering manager. Are you volunteering?

Who me?

{raises hand} Oh Judy, I have some ideas for you if you haven't picked out a costume yet... how about...

A bikini made entirely out of M&M's that is held together with someone else's imagination?? Or how about

Columbo's rumpled raincoat provacatively posed??

Uh, I'm still trying to think up some more... be back in the am with some more ideas...

I'll volunteer to be the bartender. I have loads of experience. I used to be a bartender at the Betty Ford Clinic so I know how to mix 'em.

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great, i just realized that i have to find myself a roger rabbit!

Now taking applications for july!

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Why, M, YOU'D like to be my Roger Rabbit? ;)

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Why, M, YOU'D like to be my Roger Rabbit? ;)

ABSOLUTELY J... but only if you feel I'm worthy ;)

Welllllll... I have to admit... You sure would look adorable in the ears... and the cute little cottontail... ;)

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welllllll......i have to admit.... You sure would look adorable in the ears.... And the cute little cottontail..... ;)

Woo hoo!! :d

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LOL!!

Now, just be a good rabbit and you'll get a whole bunch of carrots...

Yup, July is going to look aaawwwwesome... :D

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LOL!!!

Now, just be a good rabbit and you'll get a whole bunch of carrots...

Yup, July is going to look aaawwwwesome..... :D

Something like this may work...

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There we go! Judy, you got that? I think we can pull that one off! :D

YOu all are making me laugh so hard! Funny... I want to know what month is good for baking..?

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YOu all are making me laugh so hard!! Funny....I wanna know what month is good for baking.....????

It depends upon what you intend to wear while baking. Twinkie is in charge of refreshments so maybe you could do the spread AND bake refreshments at the same time. Try to work carrots into the recipe because it appears we will have a plethora of carrots (I've always wanted to use "plethora" in a sentence).

I am going to do a Columbo-type spread. Sunglasses and a raincoat.

But what month?

Judy... I am going to have the worst tummy ache from laughing if I don't unsubscribe to this thread! Uh... carrots? Really? I suppose I can bake anything but shortbread for some reason, bring it on... how about November, it's cold and everyone needs a little baked good about the beginning of November;) Unless I am making Cupcakes with Carrots, then I should go for April;)

Wear? MMMMMMMMM, what the hell kind of calendar is this? Hahahahahaha
I love pink and black...

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Judy....I am gonna have the worst tummy ache from laughing if I don't unsubscribe to this thread!! Uh...carrots? Really? I suppose I can bake anything but shortbread for some reason, bring it on...how about November, it's cold and everyone needs a little baked good about the beginning of November;) Unless I am making Cupcakes with Carrots, then I should go for April;)

Wear? MMMMMMMMM, what the hell kinda calendar is this? Hahahahahaha
I love pink and black.....

Between the rabbit costume and the rabbits in the spread, yes, we will have a plethora of slightly used carrots. (See, I used "plethora" a second time.) Perhaps carrot cake?

Carrot cake is my specialty;) Done.