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  • Oct 9, 2008, 10:48 PM
    Alty
    The Castle, again, yup, again.
    Okay kids, it's time to move back into the castle.

    We've made a few more changes.

    We now have a pool with a swim up bar, and of course the waiters, hi boys. ;)

    The piranahs didn't make it but the alligators are doing well, watch out though, they're hungry.

    I've purchased a few guard dogs to roam the property, they only listen to my commands so please, don't try to leave, it's just safer if you stay put. :)

    The rooms have all been cleaned and the torture chamber got a new coat of paint. Thanks for the help with that Sneezy, that was fun. :cool:

    So come on in, sit by the fire, let Egor get you a drink. :)

    Oh, the duck is trying to regrow her feathers, I think we should let her, I need new pillows for my bed. :)

    Queen Alty is waiting... :D
  • Oct 9, 2008, 10:52 PM
    friend4u178

    Woo hoo

    Got in first , I have the keys ;)
  • Oct 9, 2008, 10:52 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    First.

    I rule.
  • Oct 9, 2008, 10:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    ...

    ... I... am... flabbergasted. Are you SERIOUS?!
  • Oct 9, 2008, 10:53 PM
    Alty

    Girls rule, boys drool. :)

    Foshizzle. :)
  • Oct 9, 2008, 11:01 PM
    ISneezeFunny

    ::hits forehead::

    Oy
  • Oct 9, 2008, 11:04 PM
    Alty


    :D :D :D :D

    Foshizzle. :D
  • Oct 9, 2008, 11:15 PM
    Alty

    Okay, Alty has to get up early tomorrow and Alty is tired.
    Alty is also talking about herself in the third person, that's not good. :(
    Alty is going to sleep now.
    Alty says good night.

    Good night Alty. :)

    Foshizzle. :D
  • Oct 9, 2008, 11:34 PM
    starbuck8

    Foshizzle my dizzle... what the Foshizzle did I just say? :p

    We're the Queens of the Castle... and you're the Dirty Rascals... so there!. put that in your pipe and smoke it! :p

    Who got grease on my crown?. and look at yours Alty... there are jewels missing!! Oh blasted!! One of the peasants has taken a room in the castle! We must find him! I think I just saw the suit of armour that is in the east corridor moving... YIKES!!

    I forget the code of the new castle security system! Damn technology! Who gave Sir Beer-a Lot the darn key anyway? He was the first one here! We need to beef up security! I see there are empty mugs all of our priceless mahogany dining table! Who has left these water rings?

    SERVANTS? The Queens have spoken, and you shall clean this castle with a toothbrush until it passes the white glove test! Off you go now!
  • Oct 10, 2008, 04:52 AM
    theguywithnolife

    LOl. Foshizzle
    Well I'm off too skewl, Then one week off:D
  • Oct 10, 2008, 05:03 AM
    Stringer

    God... help us.
  • Oct 10, 2008, 06:22 AM
    HistorianChick

    Morning, all! :) Nice to be back in the castle. I missed it! :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 07:17 AM
    Stringer

    M, the way I see it we have our work cut out for us now.

    We need to collaborate, plan and be ready.

    Proclamation:

    We must go throughout the country side and gather all the young male pheasants and train them for the upcoming;
    "Days of Glory"

    We need them to bring own swords (our weapon budget is low).

    We need them to be brave (many scary things ahead)

    We need volunteers (Again... no money)

    And.. oh yeah, we will need some "camp followers"... well?

    Bring food (for the alligators in the moot... to keep them busy)

    Oh... and please make a great sign for our side that we will carry into battle.

    We need to GET READY my friend... glory days ahead for the boys...
  • Oct 10, 2008, 07:27 AM
    startover22
    Good Morning;)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:24 AM
    Alty

    Quote:

    We must go throughout the country side and gather all the young male pheasants
    Bring it on Stringer, I can handle young male pheasants. ;)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:25 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by startover22 View Post
    Good Morning;)

    Morning Starty pants. :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:37 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post

    We must go throughout the country side and gather all the young male pheasants and train them for the upcoming;
    "Days of Glory"

    What did the pheasants ever do to you to deserve such treatment lol, your not going to hunt them are you? Hmmm actually never tried pheasant, is it good?
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:45 AM
    starbuck8

    Mornin Bear! Well I think they were suppose to be peasants... but now that I think about it... they did turn me into a duck... and I've heard of the lavish dish called pheasant under glass... so hmmmm!! I guess all the boys will be pheasants, and we'll get out our hunting gear! :D Run for your life!
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:48 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Bring it on Stringer, I can handle young male pheasants. ;)

    Evening starbuck, do you think alty meant peasants as well? Lol
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:52 AM
    starbuck8

    You never know with that Alty girl... lol. She could be formulating a plan! Bwaahahahaha!
  • Oct 10, 2008, 08:55 AM
    albear

    Lol, so better keep your guard up then :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:03 AM
    Alty

    Pheasants? Darn, I did say Pheasants. Stringer started it. ;)

    Okay, I would like the young male peasants, but, if I have to have pheasants that's okay too, I have a recipe I've been wanting to try. :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:10 AM
    starbuck8

    It's only fair Alty. They have their duck sauce recipes all ready to go, and have left me with one lonely tail feather... and I've heard rumours of a bunny stew... so lets get out the cookbooks girl! :p
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:13 AM
    albear

    Lol, turning people into animals,. and then making plans to eat them :eek: you two are evil lol
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:20 AM
    Alty
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    Evil? Evil? Waaaaaaa!

    Attachment 12747

    :D
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:27 AM
    albear

    Awwwwwwww, I can't call that evil, not even if I do suspect crocodile tears :(
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:34 AM
    Stringer

    Yes Bear... to be fair (at least this time) I misspelled the word in my
    Hast to cover the subject... Alty just copied me... hmmmmmm?

    And anyway, you have to look at the forest not only the trees...

    Later...
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:35 AM
    Alty

    Crocodile tears? Those are bonafide bunny tears, truly, I wouldn't lie to you, well, not much anyway. ;)

    The bunny is pathetic though, she can cry at will, doesn't take much to bring on the tears. She's a bit emotional. ;)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:35 AM
    Stringer
    This is the best part of getting drunk...

    http://mithuro.com/presscuefiles/jan...eer_goggle.swf

    I remember those days, but I used to pick out a nice one BEFORE the suds set in...
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:36 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    lol, turning people into animals,....and then making plans to eat them :eek: you two are evil lol


    Just want to point out the fact that you're a bear. :cool:
  • Oct 10, 2008, 09:47 AM
    albear
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Just want to point out the fact that you're a bear. :cool:

    Touche' alty, but at least nobody has any plans to eat me... I hope
  • Oct 10, 2008, 10:07 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    touche' alty, but at least nobody has any plans to eat me............i hope


    Be good Alty, let it go, move on, don't say it, no, control yourself, no more naughty Alty, you promised, bite your tongue, walk away, breathe, breathe, okay.

    No one has plans to eat you? No one? That's sad. :eek:

    Darnit, I almost walked away, couldn't do it.

    Another 100 lashes for Alty. :(
  • Oct 10, 2008, 10:13 AM
    albear

    Lol was wondering if you could hold back,
  • Oct 10, 2008, 10:19 AM
    Alty

    You can bet that I won't, you'll win 99% of the time. :)

    Egad, I have to get off my arse and do some work. I'd love to sit here all day, I really would, boy would I ever, but tons to do today, time to go do it.

    I'll pop in throughout the day, until then, have fun, be good, take care, don't work to hard.

    See you all later. :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 10:46 AM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by albear View Post
    touche' alty, but at least nobody has any plans to eat me............i hope


    Hmmmm... Do we have a recipe for a tasty Bear Steak? We're going to have a good Thanksgiving dinner around here! :p
  • Oct 10, 2008, 10:56 AM
    albear

    Lol I doubt there are that many recipies for bear out there,
  • Oct 10, 2008, 11:19 AM
    starbuck8

    I found your baby album Bear! Okay, we won't roast you! :p

    YouTube - The cute Knut
  • Oct 10, 2008, 11:25 AM
    albear

    Lol, awwww thank you :)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 11:35 AM
    starbuck8

    That did deserve a million Awwwww's didn't it! Sooo cute! I looked up Bear recipes... and you're right... there are none! LOL!

    (I came across some pretty crude other video's though... yuk!. they were slaughter video's... Grrrrrr)
  • Oct 10, 2008, 11:45 AM
    albear

    Yea that was a good find with the baby polar bear starbuck, nice one :)
    Try not to dwell on the others so much they're not very nice :(

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