That's right, Stringy and I have started our own place.

... Granted, I didn't get his permission... so I just grabbed all his stuff and put it here. I'm sure marta won't mind.

If you're asking, "What the heck is a sanatorium? Is it...a clean place, like a...sanitation center? Is it for the insane, like an asylum?

Well, ladies and gents, a Sanitarium is a bit of a health resort...y'know for some sicklies...however, it's derived from the word "Sanatorium"... which was pretty much a hospital for those with tuberculosis. The sick would stay there until they got better and were allowed to go back home to their loved ones.

... so now you're a bit smarter. Welcome.

Yes, finally, I'm first. YES! Take that! ;)

Hi! I just managed to stick one of my pinky fingers through this crack that I found in my cell so that I could touch just a little bit of this thread to post at least a brief message.

You see, my keepers keep a tight leash on me and only let me out at night when there aren't so many people around.

I'm going to...

Fall...

Back...

Into...

My...

Abyss...

Now...

That...

I...

Have...

Come...

To...

Know...

As...

MY WORLD... :eek:

So... like... do we HAVE to be crazy to come here? Are you going to make us better? Is there a health plan?. do we get a guarantee? I NEED A GUARANTEE! Is there a certain attire we must dress in? Are the straight jackets free? Are the guards cute? Do we get entertainment? Are there strippers? What do we get to eat? Do you have a menu? Are there toys here? What kind of toys? Are they shiny toys? Do you hand out medication? Do you have the good stuff? Who are you? Where do you live? I like this fuzzy thing in my room... I like fuzzy things... oh fuzzy! Oh a bed... sleeeepppyyy... very sleeeeppppyyy!

C L O U G H Y!

... H E L P... I AM STUCK IN THIS... **cough cough** PLACE!

Starby, you're in the right place. ;)

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Starby, you're in the right place. ;)

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Thank goodness... whewww! I was beginning to thing I was going crazy!

Quack?

Yes. Starby's in the right place! See the dot? "." That's me...

Can't really help you Starby because all I have is the little finger of my right hand to communicate from my cell...

I'm in the neither regions of Ask Me Help Desk. They confined me to a corner of this place and said "dots" your place! Can't go many other places around here! Stuck in my cell...

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quack?

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QUACK! Stop telling me I'm a duck!! I'm not a DUCK! QUACK! I'm not... I'm not a duck! I'll prove it! Right after I go for a swim!. I see you have a pond! :D

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Yes. Starby's in the right place! See the dot? "." That's me....

Can't really help you Starby because all I have is the little finger of my right hand to communicate from my cell...

I'm in the neither regions of Ask Me Help Desk. They confined me to a corner of this place and said "dots" your place! Can't go many other places around here! Stuck in my cell...

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Dot?. dot?. ohhhh... I see a pretty little forest... and bambi... there's BAMBI... oh... and thumper... come her Thumper... cute little bunny!

Eeeeekkkk... they stuck you in a cell too Cloughy? Shhhhhh... we'll hatch a plan!

You might be able to see a forest, Starby! But, all I gots is darkness, a glass of water and a piece of bread now and then and this hole that, if I can reach for it and really stretch, I can stick my pinky though!!

I know...

Poor me...

Poor me...

... I sneaked out sum butter for you Cloughy! Here... I'll put it on your finger!. you can spread it on your stale bread! Oh... and here's sum Koolaid to mix in your water!

... oh, don't tell excon you drank the Koolaid! LOL!

Uurrrgghhh... the guards caught me and tell me I need to go back to my cell to sleep. He's a cute guard, but he's really really bossy!

Lights out inmates!

My lights are always out... :(

Will a song help? I have one that... well... will either make you go to sleep, or wake you right up! Hee hee!

It might convince the Guards to let us go! You think? LOL! It's a nice song anyway regardless! ;)

YouTube - HOME by Michael Buble

Can't really watch it readily because I am on a slow dial-up connection. Nice try, though!

SOooooooo deputy (remember you were deputized in a secret ceremony)

Looks like we have a nice new jail... what the heck are you are a calling it? A resort... sanatorium, no... oh yeah... a Sanitarium. Good choice jailer!

And the Mayor, yeah M was voted Mayor last week, says that we are over budget again... need to cut back on all that free bread and water. And the Mayor said that someone even had butter in here!

We will have none of that!!

An as far as entertainment... Sneez, I here you do a mighty good "Two Step" so we can get up on this here stage "and a ONE, and a TWO, and a..."

And I understand with the budget cutbacks they closed the "Nut House" so we are to arrest all the "Looneys" out there and lock 'um up in here...

I hear that you already got this Clough character and that dubious Starby but there many on the "wanted list". See here, it says that there are others: Alty, Rebbie, Unky, NH, BB, Start, R, Bear, AK, HC and many many more.. we do have our work cut out for us!!

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

If you're asking, "What the heck is a sanatorium? Is it...a clean place, like a...sanitation center? Is it for the insane, like an asylum?

Well, ladies and gents, a Sanitarium is a bit of a health resort...y'know for some sicklies...however, it's derived from the word "Sanatorium"...which was pretty much a hospital for those with tuberculosis. The sick would stay there until they got better and were allowed to go back home to their loved ones.

...so now you're a bit smarter. welcome.

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Yeah I saw the Kellog documentary on their sanatorium.
Anyway, did I see you already have a quack??

How much do you pay me for doing lobotomy's I am here with my lobotomy kit and ready to start asap.

One of these days We have got to get one of these for me xD

YAHOO... I'm home... ah, it feels so nice to once again be in my comfort zone.

It is so nice to be home again, everything is white and clean and wait just a freakin' minute, where's my bike!?

Where's sneezy, I think I solved the puzzle.

Bushg, you did? Oooooh, you always do. I tried really hard, but I can't leave my cell to go look. Yup, the Sheriff and his posy caught me last night. Sigh. Oh, look a duck! ;)

Alty I hope I did... but you know how sneezy can be... I'm waiting for the final decision from the grand master before I let out the whuppeeeee.

So I still have a chance? Oooooh, where's the key to this cell, I must try to win a greenie! ;)

What's the question?? Is this from another thread or did I miss something here??

Maybe all this white and bright lights in here is getting to me!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...-a-246919.html


Here it is ladies and if I haven't guessed it, I may have to join you all in here.:eek:

I have to share something with all of you, I'm so happy right now I could burst.

I joined Facebook a few days ago and my cousin in Germany just joined, now we can chat online every day. I know it's not a huge deal to most, but to me it is, I miss them all so much so this is wonderful. :):)

Sorry, just had to share.

The Sad Thing is.. I think I just found you alty xD

Found me? On Facebook?

I'm not hard to find Guy, I wasn't exactly very original when I chose my username here. ;)

XD

True... I don't use Facebook that much, I like my "space" better
Now that I said that, I'm giong to update it

Don't use Myspace, not yet anyway. ;)

I'm still flabbergasted that I joined Facebook. Heck, I'm still amazed that I joined AMHD. ;)

HELLOO!!

bushg won. Again, that stinker.

I'm truly amazed.

Oy. Bushg, you're banned from the next one, give the rest of us a chance. ;)

New one up

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-...-a-247493.html

Lol... you all can have it I looked I haven't a clue... anyhoo fimewas the one that posted the spice site so I owe firmy 1/2 the credit.

Hello everyone.

... I think something may be wrong with me body. I just passed out... around 7pm. And just woke up, it is now 10pm.

Ruh roh?

Anyway, heading out, going to study some, and be back later around 2. check with you cool cats later.

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YAHOO..........................I'm home....................................ah, it feels so nice to once again be in my comfort zone.

It is so nice to be home again, everything is white and clean and wait just a freakin' minute, where's my bike!!!??????????

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Verddiiii Funi Princess... :p :p :p Liked that one...

I think I saw M driving away in your bike.

Said something about how you'll never realize it's gone... or something.

Hee hee