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  • Jul 25, 2008, 06:55 PM
    N0help4u
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    OK I am totally fed up!
    I can't take ANY more!!

    I am off to a deserted Island
    I am taking a laptop and my Pepsi

    Ya'all get to donate one item for my deserted island


    Thank YOU
  • Jul 25, 2008, 07:08 PM
    WVHiflyer
    I send you a case of Coke. It's so much better than Pepsi <ptooie>:D
  • Jul 25, 2008, 09:33 PM
    N0help4u
    Thank you :D
    Makes me feel a lot better that somebody will help me out here!
  • Jul 25, 2008, 10:32 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    One item?

    ... we'll go with NEEDS first.

    Gumballs.
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:20 AM
    N0help4u
    Okay I appreciate the Molsen's but I don't drink so I will save that for guests thank you too

    Gumballs that sounds like a great idea. Need an air tight container for them though. :D thanks
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:29 AM
    curlybenswife
    Chocolate that stays hard forever and doesn't melt in the heat :)

    Oh and can I come with you please I could do with an escape lol
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:34 AM
    N0help4u
    Not to be greedy, but can you include an order for a shipment of strawberries every May too? Thank you :D
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:38 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ah ha with channel island cream oh my god yummmmmm
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:40 AM
    N0help4u
    Sounds good you are invited to enjoy the channel island cream, chocolate and strawberries with me :D
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:41 AM
    curlybenswife
    Hehehehehe don't forget the coke now I want to go fruit picking I feel this may just be on the agenda tomorrow millie would have a ball lol
  • Jul 26, 2008, 03:48 AM
    N0help4u
    Sounds great to me!
    I wonder if I can pick coconuts on my island??
  • Jul 26, 2008, 04:03 AM
    Allheart
    Hmmmm, what shall I bring... oh by the way, I'm coming with you and CBW...

    So... Allheart will bring...

    Sizziling hot men... that's right... who will do all the chores, tell us we are right, even if we are not, be sensitive to our feelings, and obey are every command :) hee hee.
  • Jul 26, 2008, 04:13 AM
    N0help4u
    :( MY island is very small :( You might go crazy putting up with me for any big lengths of time but you are more than welcome to come and go as you please.
    And I can't think of anything I need a man for, except maybe, I guess he can fight off the monkeys trying to take the coconuts. Well I guess he would add to the scenery too :D One hot guy is plenty. Thank you!
  • Jul 27, 2008, 02:44 PM
    starbuck8
    I will send you a "Genie In A Bottle!!" A really HOT Genie! Rub his bottle three times, and he will pop out and give you your every wish!

    ... he may take awhile to get there... I need him around for awhile, but you can borrow him!. remember, he's just on loan!
  • Jul 27, 2008, 06:33 PM
    N0help4u
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    Ahhh Allhearts hot guy in a bottle sounds great!
    I need a guy that I can toss in the bottle and put the cork on whenever I don't want to be bothered LOL!!

    Don't worry about the loan I will send him back with my last wish...
    That he double your pleasure of ALL your wishes :D

    He's in there somewhere!!
  • Jul 27, 2008, 07:12 PM
    starbuck8
    He's a tiny man NH. He can run around faster that way, but he can change into "HOT GUY", in the blink of an eye! Careful with your wishes... he gets them wrong sometimes! Yikes!!
  • Jul 27, 2008, 07:26 PM
    N0help4u
    He may be a tiny man IN the bottle but from what Allheart said I doubt he is tiny out of the bottle.
    No worry I will keep my wishes to more Pepsi and no bad internet connections and a nice catamaran.
  • Jul 27, 2008, 07:40 PM
    WVHiflyer
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    :d
  • Jul 27, 2008, 07:48 PM
    N0help4u
    Oh thank you wvhiflyer that is really special :D
  • Jul 27, 2008, 08:26 PM
    starbuck8
    There's that tiny man!. LMAO... that's cute!

    I'll miss him, but I know NH will keep good care of him for the time being! Miss you little man! *sniff sniff*
  • Jul 27, 2008, 08:41 PM
    N0help4u
    Ahhh but your wishes are now doubled :D

    Oh I said that is the last wish but since it was so special I made it my FIRST wish.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 02:02 AM
    starbuck8
    He isn't just a 3 wish kind of guy! He's pretty cool NH! He will stick around and wait on you hand and foot! That's why we lub lub him!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:39 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Are we talking diet Pepsi or regular? I drink diet so that may be my one item.

    And could the tiny man be wearing a speed-o?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:42 AM
    N0help4u
    Diet is a four letter swear word and actually makes you gain weight
    ***would have to look it up again to explain*

    I don't know about a speedo starbuck would want him RIGHT back fo'sure!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:47 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by N0help4u
    Diet is a four letter swear word and actually makes you gain weight
    ***would have to look it up again to explain*

    I dunno about a speedo starbuck would want him RIGHT back fo'sure!


    See, you don't understand how this works. The word "diet" tricks your body into thinking it actually IS diet and so you don't gain weight. Same with ice cream - if you eat it right out of the container, preferably with a wooden spoon by the light of the refrigerator, there ARE no calories.

    This is a fantasy trip, right - ?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 06:50 AM
    N0help4u
    Oh so then you can contribute this magical refrigerator to my island?
    Gee this is getting to be a magical trip first a genie now a miracle fridge...


    This is a fantasy trip, right - ? ----Don't MAKE me cry!! :(
  • Jul 28, 2008, 07:21 AM
    HistorianChick
    A never-ending supply of K-cups and a solar powered Keurig.

    (That's coffee, by the way... ;) )
  • Jul 28, 2008, 07:24 AM
    N0help4u
    I need all the solar power I can get.
    Don't drink coffee though but hey ya'all can drink it when you come visit.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 07:26 AM
    HistorianChick
    ... don't... drink... coffee..?

    Wow... that's a thought...

    Sad, sad thought... ;)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 07:59 AM
    JudyKayTee
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    ...don't....drink....coffee....???

    Wow... that's a thought....

    Sad, sad thought... ;)


    I'm thinking the same thing - doesn't drink coffee. Wow (as I slug down my third cup today).
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:01 AM
    HistorianChick
    I'm such an addict, I went out and bought a Keurig Keurig one cup coffee makers brew gourmet coffee & tea when my espresso machine broke. I am in love with an appliance...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:02 AM
    N0help4u
    I am in love with my Pepsi
    It gives me my daily requirement of caffeine and sugar
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:03 AM
    HistorianChick
    Pepsi is definitely the right one, baby.

    ... uh huh...
  • Jul 28, 2008, 08:51 AM
    Unknown008
    You three are therefore going... *sniff* *sniff* :(. Keep us informed, through your laptop. Hey, don't forget a powerful one so that you can have internet though far away...

    Concerning Pepsi, no I prefer 7up or Eski (don't know if you know that though... ). But coffee is great too!!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:22 AM
    N0help4u
    So unknown I can count on you to donate my internet connection?
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:35 AM
    Unknown008
    Sure, I'll do my best anyway... :)
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:37 AM
    N0help4u
    Well I guess now that I have that genie if you can't come through for me I can see what the genie can do.
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:47 AM
    Unknown008
    Oh, yes, the genie nearly got off my mind!! Why haven't I suggested so earlier!
  • Jul 28, 2008, 09:49 AM
    N0help4u
    Hmmmm I guess I don't need donations now that I have a genie
    But it is nice to know you all care enough
  • Jul 28, 2008, 10:42 AM
    N0help4u
    Okay now that we have my needs established
    Pepsi
    Lab top with connection
    Catamaran
    Fridge
    Genie

    Now ya'all can start reservations for visiting my island

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