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  • Mar 27, 2008, 07:44 AM
    Alty
    Alty's Pub, Come one, Come all.
    Greetings and welcome to Alty's Pub, your after hours spot to unwind and have a pint.:)

    So pull up a stool, relax and order a drink. The sky's the limit and anything goes (with the drinks that is).:p

    Would you like a Beer, in a glass or in the bottle? How about a fancy drink with a little umbrella? How about a weird concoction or something with a sexy name?

    Your wish is my command. Pull up to the mahogany bar, grab a hand full of beer nuts and tell me all about your day. After all, that's what bartenders are for.

    The lights are dim, the music playing softly in the background and the drinks are FREE!

    Come on down!:D
  • Mar 27, 2008, 07:46 AM
    HistorianChick
    Evenin' barkeep, I'll take a Bailey's on the rocks, please!

    (Oh, wait, it's not after hours, shucks... )
  • Mar 27, 2008, 07:49 AM
    Alty
    I will be all to happy to accommodate you after 5pm my dear. And might I say, I love the red stilletos. ;)
  • Mar 27, 2008, 07:50 AM
    HistorianChick
    ;) Yeah, goes well with the little red dress, doesn't it? ;)

    OK, OK, back to Chicky's Café - I'll catch you here later, sweets!
  • Mar 27, 2008, 08:04 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    HELLOOOO ladies!
  • Mar 27, 2008, 08:06 AM
    HistorianChick
    Hey Sneezy, How YOU doing? ;)
  • Mar 27, 2008, 08:09 AM
    Alty
    Hey Sneezy. Now we have a place were we can gulp back a few and talk dirty (hee,hee)

    First bit of dirty talk - 3 white horses fell into the mud.

    Sorry, that's as dirty as it gets at 9am.
  • Mar 27, 2008, 08:32 AM
    mafiaangel180
    Tequila shots all around!!
  • Mar 27, 2008, 09:05 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ah ha finally somewhere that specialises in something decent to drink rather than stinking coffee ;)

    Ill take a large glass of chilled white wine please
  • Mar 27, 2008, 09:06 AM
    HistorianChick
    LOL! You don't like my new Café? I serve what you want! :)

    *sniff*

    (Kidding, I'm just kidding :))
  • Mar 27, 2008, 09:12 AM
    curlybenswife
    Sorry hc I don't do coffee drinking I get my caffine in other ways lol ;)
  • Mar 27, 2008, 10:22 PM
    startover22
    What is this??
    Goodness, it sure is hard keeping up with you guys! :) :)
  • Mar 27, 2008, 11:08 PM
    Allheart
    White Zinfendel please :)
  • Mar 27, 2008, 11:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hm. I have a class in about 5 hours... do I dare drink?
  • Mar 28, 2008, 02:49 AM
    curlybenswife
    Ah my love you just murmered two magic words that's one of my favs id love to fly drive through the vineyards in California fancy a road trip??
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:23 AM
    startover22
    Alty, I need your assistance when you get here... LOL
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:23 AM
    HistorianChick
    I'm wondering where Alty is too! My poor Café has been sadly quiet today... a tad lonely too...
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:27 AM
    startover22
    Well I do know that she has the kids with no school for a whole week, so sheis probably very very busy with that! Don't get lonely HC...
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:28 AM
    HistorianChick
    LOL... I'd say she would be quite busy! :)
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:54 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Hm. Drink... drink...

    It's a relatively sunny day outside... but a bit muggy. It just has that feeling of "it might rain"

    Lagavulin on the rocks? Is it too early?
  • Mar 28, 2008, 02:27 PM
    HistorianChick
    I'll take a Margarita please, barkeep...

    Ooo... and an order of nachos... spicy, please! :)

    (Have a great weekend everyone!)
  • Mar 28, 2008, 08:30 PM
    Alty
    Thanks for holding down the fort all. I'm so glad you all came to my little pub. Hey Sneezy, were are the beer nuts, are we out already? Who spilled on my beautiful mahogany bar. Honestly, good help is so hard to find. :D

    I went to get my eyes checked to see if I could get Lasik surgery. Well, it's a yes, and they had a cancellation for tomorrow, so guess who's getting eye surgery tomorrow? Yep, a reluctant, get away from my eyes with that laser, Alty. I'm a bit scared, but after talking to a few people who've already had it done, I do think I can handle it. The great thing. 20/20 vision guaranteed or my money back. Another great thing, life time warranty on my vision, with the exception of needing reading glasses later in life which they said was a given and not correctable.

    Anyway, just thought I'd say a quick hi. I'm going to watch a movie with the kids. I'll be on tomorrow morning, but the afternoon will be shot. Sleep, sleep, sleep, as per the doctors orders. Sunday I will be going back to get my eyes checked and make sure everything went all right. So I probably won't be back on again until Monday.

    You all be good.

    Hey Sneezy, Starty and HChicky, could you take care of the bar while I'm gone? I'll go pick up more beer nuts right now. PLEASE??
  • Mar 28, 2008, 08:37 PM
    Wondergirl
    Anyone want any peanut M&Ms?
  • Mar 28, 2008, 08:42 PM
    Alty
    Ooooh, M&M's, peanut M&M's. Wondergirl, you are naughty. I can't have anyting with peanuts because hubbies deadly allergic. He's at work right now though, so maybe just a nibble. One little nibble, okay maybe a few nibbles. You really are naughty.

    Take care all, I'll be back tomorrow.

    Hey wondergirl, do you think you could hold down the fort for awhile, the beers on tap and everything else in in the cooler. I'd really appreciate it. :)
  • Mar 28, 2008, 09:23 PM
    kp2171
    Wheres the damn jukebox? If it doesn't have cash's ring of fire and if it doesn't have kung fu fighting and/or carwash on it, I'm leaving.

    Well... that's not true at all. Ill stay for the darts and the girls here are sure damn cute.
  • Mar 28, 2008, 10:30 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    Anyone want any peanut M&Ms?

    Had a big bag tonight at work, I could always use more! :D
    Alty I hope all goes well tomorrow, I can't wait to hear how brave you are!
    I was hoping you could give me some pointers on bunnies, we got one today... well, Davy did.
    Kp...
    YouTube - Jukebox Hero-Foreigner
    I was going to post I Wear My Sunglasses At Night, but then I thought, NAH!
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:26 PM
    starbuck8
    Well here I was just strollin down the street and came across Alty's Pub! Did I miss last call already?

    I did see a sign in the window that said "help wanted" , so I guess I'll be the night staff! ;)

    This place is a mess!. think I'll serve myself before I clean up all of those beer nuts and those messy M&M's that 'someone' served Alty. I believe it was Wondergirl. Going to have to watch her. Messy... messy! ;)

    I think I'll have a Caesar, ohhh no Clamato Juice you say? Ok, just a beer then.

    Why am I talking to myself? I'm the only one here! Guess I'll plug a few quarters in the juke box, and get to cleaning! :D

    Cheerzzz all
  • Mar 28, 2008, 11:55 PM
    startover22
    YOU ARE fuuuNNyyyyyy!
    I will take a plain ole cup a coffee, wait don't throw them peanut M&M's out yet...
    Here I will help you put the chairs up and sweep the floor... :)
    Night!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 12:00 AM
    starbuck8
    Haha! I was wondering when someone was going to come around and give me a help with this mess!

    Sorry, upon cleaning I was bad and ate sum M&M's right off the floor... don't tell anyone k?

    Oh, were out of coffee now! Might have to send Alty to the store in the morn. Hope it's not decaf... I'll need a jump start!
  • Mar 29, 2008, 12:01 AM
    startover22
    Me too, I will need a jump start!
    I won't tell anyone you ate off the floor, I do it all the time.:) :) :)
  • Mar 29, 2008, 12:07 AM
    Allheart
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    Did someone say last call??

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  • Mar 29, 2008, 09:51 AM
    HistorianChick
    Yaaawwnn... Wow... sure looks clean in here, Alty! :) You get some help? Sheesh... I'd keep her...

    Wait, what's that? A stray M&M on the floor? What WERE you all doing last night?

    Love you all! :)
  • Mar 29, 2008, 10:00 AM
    Alty
    Aw, thanks all for holding down the fort. This floor looks clean enough to eat off. ;)

    I'll be away tonight too, any volunteers to take care of the place? The fridge is stocked, the pumps are full and the coffee is brewing. I also bought a 20 pound bag of beer nuts, that should last us for at least one more night.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 10:26 AM
    HistorianChick
    Before I leave, here's a quote from one of my all-time favorite movies... not only appropriate for Alty's pub, but also my week o' hades!

    Mr. Henderson: Get me a glass of bourbon.
    Mr. Daniels: All right.
    Mr. Henderson: A-And a shot of bourbon.
    Mr. Daniels: Yeah. Okay, okay.
    Mr. Henderson: And a bourbon chaser!
    Mr. Daniels: Yeah, yeah, I'll get your damn bourbon.

    (The Mummy)
  • Mar 29, 2008, 10:33 AM
    Alty
    HChicky, Love that movie, actually re-watched it last week. Tee, hee, Love it!

    Bye for now all, I'll talk to you later. Don't let the floor get sticky, and Starbuck, no more eating M&M's off the floor, it's a health violation, I don't want them closing this place down. ;)

    Take care all.

    Alty.
  • Mar 29, 2008, 12:11 PM
    starbuck8
    Ohhh, yer going to talk about health violations now are you? I was there till 5am pulling up sticky chocolate from the floor! Tasted goood! :D We really need you to hire a sexy little barkeep in here though... would make the night go so much better! :)

    Who's in charge of the dress code Alty? May I suggest that tonight be beach party bingo night? lol
  • Mar 29, 2008, 02:31 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Starbuck's right... I was there too... cept I was the one throwing chocolate on the floor :)
  • Mar 29, 2008, 02:38 PM
    theguywithnolife
    YouTube - Steve Jobs Prank Calls Starbucks

    YouTube - Lewis Black The End Of the Universe
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:10 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh yer in big trouble now! You might be on bathroom clean up duty tonight! This is what I get when I start my shift?

    I'll take a shot of Bailey's in my Starbuck's pleeeaaasssseee!

    And sneezy?. thanks for helping with the cleaning! But stop throwing the chocolate on the floor k? Doesn't do much for my waistline :D
  • Mar 29, 2008, 04:17 PM
    Wondergirl
    *swish* *swish*

    *spin* *twirl*

    Hellllllllllllo, darlin's. My, this is a busy place!

    My chickens are all sick with a virus and I need a job to pay the vet bill. Are there any openin's here?

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