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  • Jun 20, 2007, 05:54 PM
    J_9
    Looney Bin #3
    Well folks, it looks like we filled up yet another Looney Bin and time to start a new one. So, continue where y'all left off.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:10 PM
    magprob
    It's just not the same. It's a plot to keep us confused. You just don't run out of cyberspace. It just goes on and on forever. How many Loonie Bins will there be until we run out of Loonie Bins? Is there also a finite number set on that. That's what I want to know. Somebody here needs to by a bigger piece of hardware and plug it into the back of this thing so we can just keep going on and on.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:12 PM
    J_9
    I'm with you Mag. But the admin of the site only allows 150 pages per thread. That totals 1500 posts.

    It sux, I know, but well, at least we are popular, right?

    No more short bus for us!!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:17 PM
    magprob
    So, the question I was asking before I was so rudely expelled from the loonie bin number two is this.
    Today, someone told me that I want my cake and eat it too. Well dugh! What the hell good is a cake if you don't eat it? Can you use it for a spare tire? A hat? A Frisbe? A toilet seat lift" No! Who made that rule up anyway? Everyone harps on Marie Antonette for saying, "Let them eat cake!" Well I agree with Marie. Next time I have my cake, I'm eating it! Just stand back so's I don't elbow you in the eye. I'm eating that cake Jake!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:19 PM
    J_9
    I'm with you Mag!!

    What good is cake if you can't eat it! I have always wondered about that expression.

    Another one I wonder about is:

    You've got your work cut out for you.

    That means the work will be hard. But if it is cut out for you shouldn't it be easy as the hard part is already done?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:19 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    I'm with ya Mag. But the admin of the site only allows 150 pages per thread. That totals 1500 posts.

    It sux, I know, but well, at least we are popular, right?

    No more short bus for us!!!

    Oh, I see, it is a hardware problem. We going at it so fast that the thing starts smokin. Cool!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:20 PM
    J_9
    Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:22 PM
    magprob
    And another thing. You want your guitar and play it too. You want your car and drive it too. You want your airplane and fly it too. See what I mean? It's just down right stupid and I will never use that phrase again. Stupid! Let them eat cake!!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:24 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    I'm with ya Mag!!!!

    What good is cake if you can't eat it!! I have always wondered about that expression.

    Another one I wonder about is:

    You've got your work cut out for you.

    That means the work will be hard. But if it is cut out for you shouldn't it be easy as the hard part is already done?

    I think that saying is for a moron that sits around cutting out paper dolls. You know what I mean?

    :D
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:25 PM
    J_9
    Oh, it all makes sense now!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:26 PM
    magprob
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!!

    Man, I know I'm COOL. When I walk into a room, everyone init just freeze.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:29 PM
    J_9
    I always new you were the cool one.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:31 PM
    magprob
    Hey J, That guy on your thingie there slappin himself looks just like John Macinroe, you know, the tennis player, I know I misspelt it. Is that John Macinroe doing what I always wanted to do to him? Slappin hisself silly?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:34 PM
    J_9
    I have no idea if it is or not, but does look like him.

    You know what though

    I am REALLY cool. I have a REAL Spam mousepad.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:36 PM
    magprob
    Oh hell you! You the coolest! Anybody that managed to acquire a highly valued and widely sought after item such as that has got to be cool. Wait! My burger is burning!
    I'm Back. How you doing J? A little down? You sound like it.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:41 PM
    J_9
    Thanks Mag, but I am doing MUCH MUCH better tonight. Yesterday being the first day home and not having to be strong for Mom just got me.

    I am my old self again today though.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:44 PM
    magprob
    I'll bet you are really tired. You need a few days just to recuperate from the trip and every thing else.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:45 PM
    J_9
    Yeah tired, but nothing my own bed won't cure.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:45 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Janine, I can not believe how fast the threads go. Continuation already. Wow.

    Anyway, Ya all have a good night.

    Joe
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:46 PM
    magprob
    Well throw on dem Sponge Bobs and have a running dive right into the middle of it!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:46 PM
    J_9
    Welcome Joe!!

    Mag, exactly how does one Wang Chung?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:53 PM
    magprob
    Well I'll tell you. I ain't never done it myself but from what I can gather is that is predominatly a gay thing. It requires a bottle of baby oil, assorted fruits or vegetables, a rubber mallet and sealing wax.
    I don't want any part of myself.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:54 PM
    J_9
    Oh, definitely not my cuppa tea!!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:58 PM
    magprob
    Yea, that's what my buddy Bubba down at the station told me. He should know cause he does go into town a lot.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 06:58 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Thank you J, It is good to be here. Looks like you and magprob have lots of interesting things to talk about. Lol
  • Jun 20, 2007, 07:00 PM
    J_9
    Joe, you missed out on much of The Bin #1 and #2. I hope you stick around.

    And as for Bubba, well... *shakes head*
  • Jun 20, 2007, 07:11 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Thank you for the welcome. Sorry I missed out so much on the first and second bin. I will defiantly stick around for the loony bin 3. Looking forward to it. (;
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:05 PM
    startover22
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by J_9
    Yeah, aren't we the cool ones here!!!


    I want to be cool too.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:10 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    What exactly can one do to be this "Cool" you speak of?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:11 PM
    J_9
    Just posting here makes one cool. LOL

    And where is that Effing HAM!!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:12 PM
    startover22
    Most of the time, if you are just yourself honestly, you are cool in my eyes. Are you cool?

    Getting late, I need rest before my trip to see my Dad. Sure is acting kind of needy, glad I am going. All packed and ready to go at 5 AM, that makes me cool today!

    I double posted someone help me, merge me so I can still be cool...
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:14 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    Actually, as of right now, I'm pretty cool, but I sweat my A** off all day , it got to like 98 here today...
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:15 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    LOL@ EFFING HAM, hell I don't know...
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:17 PM
    J_9
    Merged for you Start.

    Look H, see you have the Effing HAM, so when is dinner?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:17 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    Did you make er' south yet, J_9?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:18 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    Did I ever tell you that there is a song out called "effin ham"?
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:20 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    I'm kind of upset, someone gave me a red dot today and thanked me for the advice, I'm going to retire... lol
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:21 PM
    J_9
    Yes, H. I finally made it home yesterday. I have to thank you for keeping me company all those long lonely nights I had my days and nights mixed up.

    You helped me keep my wits about me during those quiet times.

    Now, about that song. NO WAY!! Is there really a song about Effing HAMS?

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by hvacservicetech_07
    I'm kinda upset, someone gave me a red dot today and thanked me for the advice, I'm gonna retire......lol

    Hey, well I countered that reddie since I think it was supposed to be a greenie!
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:25 PM
    hvacservicetech_07
    Thanks buddy! Yeah there really is a song about Effingham, I heard it on the radio awhile back and have never been able to find it, I think it's by an out of town singer that passed through and thought it would be a good song, it's pretty funny.
  • Jun 20, 2007, 09:27 PM
    J_9
    I still love my daughter's comment about Effingham.

    On easter Mother says.

    "Oh, dang, I burned the Effing HAM!!

    Well all, I jumped into my Spongebob lingere and am off to bed. I think my brain finally knows the difference between night and day.

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