Ask Me Help Desk - Castle time! Castle time!

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Originally Posted by redhed35

cough it up cough it up!~

emop...you can't eat jlo,whos going to cook?!

:eek:

O all right...

Sorry Jlo..

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Hi Everyone,

Sorry I didn't make breakfast this morning. I had to catch an early flight to San Francisco for training. SF is one of my favorite cities. I'm going to have a fun week - and maybe learn something while I'm at it.

Alty - I'll do the cooking, and bathe and play with the pups.

You're hired.

You know that dinner isn't nearly so good if you don't have desert. Hint, hint, hint. :)

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Originally Posted by xXxEmOxXxPrInCeSsxXx

Red did ya hear me
AWOOOOO
I have the whip!

Whisper (the game is too always TRY and get the whip but never quite get it,the good guys always win ;)

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Originally Posted by redhed35

whisper (the game is too always TRY and get the whip but never quite get it,the good guys always win ;)

OOOO Okay Darn

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Originally Posted by redhed35

move over in the shower alty,we can have some girl on girl complaining,play who had the worst day.

cats,you could put that cloth to better use...

the sink needs cleaning.

I have to say, the biggest turn on, is a man doing housework.

Just saying. :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have to say, the biggest turn on, is a man doing housework.

Ask Cat who does the dishes.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're hired.

You know that dinner isn't nearly so good if you don't have desert. Hint, hint, hint. :)

That's what John always says. :eek:

Emopwolf - you are hilarious. But no whip and no eating me. I'll make you extra brownies tonight so you aren't so hungry.

Red - I'm glad you filled me in on the whip. I've been sleeping on it at night so no one grabs it. Very uncomfortable. :(

PS - we just had a little earthquake. Maybe SF isn't quite that fun.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

I have to say, the biggest turn on, is a man doing housework.

Just sayin. :D

Totally there.

Watching a man doing manual labour is too darn hot.

God I'm easy please.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

totally there.

watching a man doing manual labour is too darn hot.

god im easy please.

It's 39 Celsius here this afternoon - too darn hot is the exact term.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

It's 39 Celsius here this afternoon - too darn hot is the exact term.

You're a funny man cats.

Edit: funny ha ha, not funny peculiar.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

your a funny man cats.

edit: funny ha ha, not funny peculiar.

No, dear, I'm as strange as they come. I actually try.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

Ask Cat who does the dishes.

That's a start.

If you really want to turn me on, wash the floor, do the laundry, mow the lawn, and cook dinner.

Guaranteed method of getting me in the sack.

WTH thread is this? :eek:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

That's what John always says. :eek:

Emopwolf - you are hilarious. But no whip and no eating me. I'll make you extra brownies tonight so you aren't so hungry.

Red - I'm glad you filled me in on the whip. I've been sleeping on it at night so no one grabs it. Very uncomfortable. :(

PS - we just had a little earthquake. Maybe SF isn't quite that fun.

ooo brownies! No nuts please! (they get stuck in my tongue piecing =()

Time to do these reports.

Someone please slap me if I'm back online in less then an hour.

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Originally Posted by redhed35

time to do these reports.

someone please slap me if im back online in less then an hour.

no problem Red =)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's a start.

If you really want to turn me on, wash the floor, do the laundry, mow the lawn, and cook dinner.

Guaranteed method of getting me in the sack.

WTH thread is this? :eek:

I'm batting .500

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Originally Posted by redhed35

time to do these reports.

someone please slap me if im back online in less then an hour.

I bet Cats will volunteer.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I bet Cats will volunteer.

But I already did haha

*yawn* *stretch*

Good morning.

*looks at clock*

*confused*

... is it... oh wow. It's already 6pm...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

That's a start.

If you really want to turn me on, wash the floor, do the laundry, mow the lawn, and cook dinner.

Guaranteed method of getting me in the sack.

WTH thread is this? :eek:

If I cook dinner is that good enough to cop a feel ;)

This young girl is simply amazing...

Awesome rhythmic gymnast. [VIDEO]

How the heck did she keep catching the ball between her feet like that?

She was amazing Stringer!

I ca do that too... ( :P )

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

*yawn* *stretch*

good morning.

*looks at clock*

*confused*

...is it...oh wow. it's already 6pm...

Going back to med school is going to be hard Sneezy.

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Originally Posted by albear

if i cook dinner is that good enough to cop a feel ;)

LMAO! No, but a good sense of humor is. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This young girl is simply amazing...

Awesome rhythmic gymnast. [VIDEO]

Scary wow.

The things some people can do is just amazing.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This young girl is simply amazing...

Awesome rhythmic gymnast. [VIDEO]

*ahem*

I could do that. I just choose not to.

...

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! No, but a good sense of humor is. :)

So what does an ability to amuse you, a great dinner from scratch, and a killer massage get me... er, I mean you. All about you.

By the way... you look warm. Lose some clothes. You will feel better.

Whatthehellthread is this?

Oh yeah... not one of the new skin sucks arse threads.

k.

Yippie freakin skippy.

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Originally Posted by Stringer

This young girl is simply amazing...

Awesome rhythmic gymnast. [VIDEO]

Most kids were kicking their bouncy balls and throwing them at siblings. She was dancing with hers. Wow.

I thought castles had round corners? No place for dirt to hide.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Hi kids.

Alty tired. Alty very tired.

I need a servant, anyone up for the job?

Here's a list of things that need doing;

- mow the lawn
- weed the garden
- pick up dog poo
- clean the house
- do laundry
- cook, cook, cook, cook
- shower
- get dressed
- clean the bunny cages
- clean the bird cage
- clean the fish tank
- give Jasper and Chewy a bath
- take Jasper and Chewy for a walk
- keep the kids occupied
- clean the fridge
- wash the floors
- clean the bathrooms

I'm going to go take a nap. :(

Well, I'll help with the showering and getting dressed, so you can knock those off your list. I saw that unky volunteered to mow the lawn and entertain the kids, so that's two more gone. Jlo will do the cooking and wash and walk the dogs. Cats is going to help with the showering, too, so you'll be extra clean. And, I'll even do laundry. It's something I actually enjoy doing.

That just leaves you with:

- weed the garden
- pick up dog poo
- clean the house
- clean the bunny cages
- clean the bird cage
- clean the fish tank
- clean the fridge
- wash the floors
- clean the bathrooms

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! No, but a good sense of humor is. :)

Score :D

Breakfast is ready. The theme this morning is blueberries. Your choices:

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...es/muffins.jpg http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...rypancakes.jpg http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...s/untitled.jpg http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u...Themes/rev.jpg

For entertainment, later today there will be rock climbing. I feel inspired. :eek:
http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u.../64195727B.jpg

I got my energy drink and my mini bagels.

Later there will be a trip to a local grocery store (2-mile walk) and working out to the point where I throw up and curl up into the fetal position and passing out.

Why, you may ask? Because I can.

WAHAHAHAH I have to go mow the lawn.

Good morning

Hey adam and who ever else is here.

I'm here I'm here!

Hey sneezy.
Jeez I keep seeing you around and haven't said hello yet.
Welcome back.

How can people be so messed up in the head and have no feeling what so ever.

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Originally Posted by 88sunflower

Hey sneezy.
Jeez I keep seeing you around and havent said hello yet.
Welcome back.

Why hello there. You haven't said hi? Really? I see you all the time.

... that sounded creepier than I had hoped...