Ask Me Help Desk - The Love boat

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Originally Posted by kctiger

That gone thrown out of the window awhile go, sorry ot say...but I don't have a problem with it!

Hey, what did I do?

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Haha - I knew you were going to say that. Nah, I'd rather you keep thinking of me as sweet and innocent. :)

Keep?

Sweetie, we knew you were one of us from the moment you joined.

Get to 500 posts and we'll invite you into our secret place. :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Hey, what did I do?

The question is, what didn't you do. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Keep?

Sweetie, we knew you were one of us from the moment you joined.

Get to 500 posts and we'll invite you into our secret place. :)

Ooh, 500. I've read comments about the secret place and wondered what it took. At the rate I'm going, it will be around Christmas, though. :o

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

The question is, what didn't you do. :)

Give me a minute... I'll think of something.

Haha - if you ever read my original thread, you'd know the answer to that.

One look at J-Lo's pics blows the whole "sweet & innocent" thang. I'd be really interested to see you make him blush on a PG rated thread.

Hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI?

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]

Sarah

I will keep my mouth shut... I just have a hunch about JLo... good to go!

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

One look at J-Lo's pics blows the whole "sweet & innocent" thang. I'd be really interested to see you make him blush on a PG rated thread.

Really? My baby blues didn't fool you?

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI??

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]

Sarah

Are you on the right thread? If so, your flirting is unique. :)

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I will keep my mouth shut...I just have a hunch about JLo...good to go!!

Good to go..? Me??

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Ooh, 500. I've read comments about the secret place and wondered what it took. At the rate I'm going, it will be around Christmas, though. :o

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Really? My baby blues didn't fool you?

Why do I get the feeling it wasn't our "baby blues" people were looing at... :cool:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Are you on the right thread? If so, your flirting is very unique. :)

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

hhaaalloooo...

I'm pretty sure the drastic switch to my diet is having a fight with my stomach.

Really. I have severe bowl issues. It's stuck then it's not. Then it's peeing.. EWWW

TMI??

I think I have to lay off the meats a while.

This past week I even ate hamburger helper. ZOMG tasty.

I feel like poop.

KC I bet this is another hell of an icebreaker [wink]

Sarah

Hamburger helper is made by the devil. I swear it!

If you want to be constipated for 2 weeks then eat it.

Just fyi, my dogs won't touch the stuff. That should tell you something. They eat their own poo.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, go ahead and punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

I don't remember where it was but a lot of you were making comments. I knew there was a secret place weeks ago. That's why I started posting. I was looking for an invite. :D

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.

Sarah

I'm trying to eat Muddy... please switch the topic :eek:

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.

Sarah

:eek:

WRONG THREAD!

I'm a women and I don't want to talk about that stuff. :(

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You read comments? :eek:

Where?

It's supposed to be a secret! :eek:

Oops. It was me, wasn't it? :(

Ben, I'm sorry, go ahead and punish me, I know I'm bad.

Sigh.

I just can't stay out of trouble.

I'll do it, Ben.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Why do I get the feeling it wasn't our "baby blues" people were looing at...:cool:

Well, I know you were looking at my legs. ;)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Didn't you know talking about stools is sexy talk?

Darn you should see the men go wild when you start talking about yeast infections or vaginal discharge-- rot roww.

Sarah

Ewwww, gross. Sounds like anything will turn them on.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

I don't remember where it was but a lot of you were making comments. I knew there was a secret place weeks ago. That's why I started posting. I was looking for an invite. :D

You have a few more posts to go, but you'll be invited when you get there.

Now, mum's the word. We don't want every Tom, D*ck and Harry asking to be let in. ;)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Well, I know you were looking at my legs. ;)

Touché...

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Originally Posted by kctiger

I'm trying to eat Muddy...please switch the topic :eek:

Let's talk about bacne... back acne.

Haha well guys momma has overtime tonight.. and it's after dinner so the men a coming in here like dirty drones.

You may be wondering where I work now.. no it is not a strip club... but may as well be.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

I'll do it, Ben.

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Touche...

Why the "e" at the end? :p

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

Let's talk about bacne... back acne.

Haha well guys momma has overtime tonight..and it's after dinner so the men a coming in here like dirty drones.

You may be wondering where I work now.. no it is not a strip club... but may as well be.

Sarah

Been there, done that. I only lasted one night, decided it wasn't for me.

Did I ever mention that I was a bit of a bad girl?

No?

Never mind then. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

She wants the velvet backed paddle... or better yet the furry mitts.

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why the "e" at the end? :p

Definitely get to 500 posts. We need you. :)

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

Why the "e" at the end? :p

Wow!! Ya got me... I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific... :eek:

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

She wants the velvet backed paddle ... or better yet the furry mitts.

:eek:

Ben is watching.

I swear he is!

He always is!

Ben, it wasn't me, it was the one armed man! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Definitely get to 500 posts. We need you. :)

If only they counted the flirting posts, I'd be there already.

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Wow!!! Ya got me...I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific...:eek:

Why are we still talking about this?

I have to make dinner soon.

I can't have this on my mind.

It's spaghetti night. :(

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Wow!!! Ya got me...I like your style

Muddy: Backne is horrific...:eek:

I see it everyday. ICK.

Every drive by those erotic massage parlors and think man those girls must be skeezy nasty sluts..

... well say hello to one of them. Except I don't think I'm skeezy or a sluty.. maybe a little nasty.. no lol..

P.S. No there is NO happy ending... at least on my part.

ICK.

Sarah

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Originally Posted by Just Looking

If only they counted the flirting posts, I'd be there already.

Honey, if they counted the flirting posts I'd be announcing to the world "I have no life!". ;)

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Originally Posted by mudweiser

I see it everyday. ICK.

Every drive by those erotic massage parlors and think man those girls must be skeezy nasty sluts..

...well say hello to one of them. Except I don't think I'm skeezy or a sluty.. maybe a little nasty.. no lol ..

P.S. No there is NO happy ending...at least on my part.

ICK.

Sarah

Muddy;

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

:eek:

Put the cattle prod down! Now! :eek:

It just looks like one, really.

It's NM's riding crop. Sure it is. That's not a battery pack, it's a handle.;)

Clearly some people are just naturally born with better flirting skills... like some are born with better legs, so on and so forth. God bless women!

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Originally Posted by kctiger

Clearly some people are just naturally born with better flirting skills...like some are born with better legs, so on and so forth. God bless women!

And some are blessed with both?

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

It just looks like one, really.

It's NM's riding crop. Sure it is. That's not a battery pack, it's a handle.;)

I don't believe you! :eek: