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  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:23 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, you know what I'd do...

    Go to the jamboree with one girl, then schedule a late night movie with the other.

    ... but then again, do you REALLY want to take advice on girls from me?
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:27 PM
    Alty
    Sneezy, I have to say, the reason I gave this advice, I've been there.

    I once made a date with three different guys in one night. It was a juggling act, but I was doing all right. The last date for the evening took me to a club, and one of the other guys I'd had a date with earlier in the night was there. Long story short, the whole lie came crashing down like a ton of bricks, after that none of them wanted to go out with me again. :(

    Guy, really, go with the first girl who asked and schedule a movie date with the other girl for another night. :)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:33 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ah, that's why you learn to juggle ;)

    I am wholeheartedly guilty of this as well. As soon as my ex and I were done and I was "newly single"... most of my nights were filled with doubles and triples (what is it about girls that like newly single guys?). I was known as "that guy" among my friends.

    But... the difference is, none of them were the wiser...

    ... helps to have a palm pilot and a blackberry. Makes things easier ;)

    However, yes, guy... don't be that guy. You made a promise to the first girl, stick with it.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:45 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Well, I'm off... to... do laundry, go to the gym, shower... get that crust out of my eyes, wipe my drool, and head out. Papa's got a date tonight!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:51 PM
    Alty
    A date? Yay Sneezy, have fun, when you come back tell me all about it. I'm living vicariously through you. Write things down, I want all the details. :)

    Have fun Sneezy. Poor Lily, daddy has a date, with a girl, and Lily has to stay home. You might want to hide your shoes Sneezy. ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:51 PM
    bigbird213
    Hey all, how's it going?

    Am I the only one without a date for tonight? :(
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:53 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Ah, I say it's a date because the girl calls it a date.

    ... I'll tell you about it later Alty... but... um... I feel a bit slutty.. . I'm kind of whoring myself out... for monetary gain.. . it sounds fishy, but I'll... let you know later. I'll be back around midnight my time.. . so... in about 4 hours
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:55 PM
    Alty
    Is she paying you Sneezy? If she's not paying you then you aren't a whore, now slut, I'll save judgement until I hear the details. ;)

    Hi Biggie, I don't have a date tonight, want to hop a plane and go bar hopping with me? Wait, I don't hop anymore, it is now bar strolling. ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:56 PM
    starbuck8
    I'm losing my cool here people! I don't think I can hold my temper with whiny guy!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    No. She's not paying me. Her dad is. It involves my restaurant. I'll tell you later.

    Ciao folks!

    Biggie, grab a beer, get a movie, and just chill.. . do it for me, at least.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:57 PM
    bigbird213
    Hah,

    Just got back from the gym, about to hop in the shower. Buddy wants to get something to eat, but I'm not calling that a date :eek:

    Back to school in a week :( I have committed myself to being more outgoing at school though - new dorm, new people, I can be whoever I want to be :) As long as I have the guts :p
  • Aug 22, 2008, 04:57 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    I'm losin my cool here people!! I don't think I can hold my temper with whiny guy!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

    ... starbs, you def took him down. I can just imagine you going, "BRING IT B!TCH!"
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:01 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    ...starbs, you def took him down. I can just imagine you going, "BRING IT B!TCH!"

    That is what I wanted to say... I got the "bring it" part out though... lol
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:05 PM
    starbuck8
    That SOB!! What a stupid ignorant idiot!!

    In fact I think I will report him for what he just said!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:29 PM
    starbuck8
    Okay that's it you guys! Did you see what he just wrote... the bottom of it? That's it, he's going down! There's no way I can stand by and take this!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:36 PM
    friend4u178
    Stop feeding the Troll kids!!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:47 PM
    Alty
    Oops, M, I just asked you to join in on the quotes thread. I don't think it's a troll, just an extremely large a$$hole with a huge chip on his shoulders. Personally, I'd like to take a swing at that chip, with a hammer, or a baseball bat. Grrrrrrrr. ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 05:51 PM
    friend4u178
    I've been reading it Alty , the guys got good advice and won't take it and then gets abusive , you can spend another hour on there with him and what do you think the outcome will be? Doesn't deserve my time I'm afraid!!

    I come on here to enjoy myself and help needy people if I can.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 06:15 PM
    Alty
    I agree M, but I've been pushed around by guys like him so many times, I have a hard time letting it go. I know that it won't help, he just wants to fight. So do I, but not with words anymore, if I could reach through my monitor and smack him I would. ;)

    It's guys like that who give other single guys a bad name. Run ladies, run, don't look back, this guy is single for a reason! Grrrrrrr!

    Okay, vent over, I'm done. ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 06:28 PM
    starbuck8
    Well after he just called all of us women retarded idiots now... well, I wasn't going to bother reporting him, but this is getting to be too much now.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 06:30 PM
    friend4u178
    Why let him upset you? He's loving it!!

    Unsubscribe
  • Aug 22, 2008, 07:08 PM
    starbuck8
    I'm done and all calmed down now Batman. I had to write one more thing before I left. LOL! After some of the stuff I've gone through, it's hard for me not to stick up for myself and fight back, since he was attacking me personally.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 07:10 PM
    friend4u178
    LOL... fair enough starby , go listen to that song again :)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 07:15 PM
    starbuck8
    Good call Batman! I was having a blast listening to all of those songs lastnite! :D
  • Aug 22, 2008, 07:45 PM
    Alty
    Okay, I wrote one last thing and now I'm reporting it before I say something I might regret. Haven't so far, but I might. ;)

    Sorry M, didn't mean to drag you in. I get so mad when someone comes on here with a sob story and then gets rude and indignant because he doesn't get the advice he wants. This guy will remain single unless he changes his attitude. I can just see him on a date, the girl says one wrong thing and he jumps down her throat. I'm actually surprised he ever got a second date. :);)

    Okay, all good now, breathing, calm, relaxed. :)

    So, M, how you doing? ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 07:57 PM
    starbuck8
    Dat's okay Alty... reporting has been accomplished! ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:00 PM
    friend4u178
    No probs alty you didn't drag me in , I just thought I'd remind him who started it.

    And I'm all good thanks , takes more than a jerk to upset me you know :)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:07 PM
    starbuck8
    I need to go for a little while... but hey!. Batman, you are here on a Fri nite/Sat aft. I had to shake my head and make sure today wasn't Thurs. LOL!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:12 PM
    friend4u178
    Ha ha... Sat afternoon , just about to go out for a few beers :) I'm starting to laugh at that thread now though , poor guy! Lol
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:13 PM
    starbuck8
    Woohoo Batman! He's either a troll or just a sad excuse! LOL! He'll probably come after you now too!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:15 PM
    friend4u178
    Bring it on... lol
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:23 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    I'm backkkkk!!

    Seems like you guys had a lot of fun without me!
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:26 PM
    friend4u178
    Hey sneezy
    How did your night go?
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:29 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Long story short, friend... I realized that I can be bought.

    ... I went on a date with a girl... and sold my soul... for a mere few hundred bucks.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:32 PM
    friend4u178
    Lol... probably won't be the last time
  • Aug 22, 2008, 08:53 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
    long story short, friend...I realized that I can be bought.

    ...I went on a date with a girl...and sold my soul...for a mere few hundred bucks.

    Sneezy, I told you to stay away from that particular street corner! :eek: :p
  • Aug 22, 2008, 09:33 PM
    Alty
    All it takes is a few hundred? Sadly, that's too rich for my blood, what can I get for 5 bucks? ;)
  • Aug 22, 2008, 10:49 PM
    Alty
    Everyone is gone, sad. I'm all alone, sad. I'm a bit tipsy, sad. Where is everyone? :(
  • Aug 22, 2008, 10:51 PM
    ISneezeFunny
    Here. Bit tipsy as well.
  • Aug 22, 2008, 10:52 PM
    Alty
    Actually, I'm beyond tipsy, I'm dancing on the table topless drunk. :)

    So, Sneezy, how you doing? ;)

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