Ask Me Help Desk - Chicky's Central Park

Hey, you gave away our secret Starby, we are really two women in one incredibly sexy, gorgeous, all that body! Yup, that's us, I mean me, I mean, jeesh, this get's confusing fast. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Ah, no big deal Starby, I can take it, I'm pretty tough. :)

So, going to the doctor tomorrow, I can't wait (not being sarcastic) I really can't. My chest is so sore from coughing, and every time I cough I vomit. My nose is red and sore, I look like a clown (no M I won't take pictures ;)) and my throat is killing me. I can still barely talk, and it's really frustrating. Now when I want to get Wiggy's attention I stand and flay my arms, it looks like I'm having a seizure. I better get better soon, or I'm going to start getting relly angry!

Grumpy today, so cut me some slack if I'm a bit b#tchy, K? ;)

I am sorry Alty but in my mind's eye I can see you standing there waving your arms frantically, holding your breath with your cheeks all puffed up, red nose, wide open red eyes, making loud screeching, ear piercing noises.........

What... is... going on?

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

what...is...going on?

Someone got mad at me for something Starby said. I'm so abused. ;)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

I am sorry Alty but in my mind's eye I can see you standing there waving your arms frantically, holding your breath with your cheeks all puffed up, red nose, wide open red eyes, making loud screeching, ear piercing noises.........

Hee, hee, yup, that's about it, except for the loud screeching, ear piercing noises, only a little squeak comes out, it's sad. :)

I think I'm busted! I'm actually a Russian spy, and a double agent for the CIA. My full name is Lady Star Spangled Altenvegger! I have secret information on all of you! Including somevon named Starduck. We have the situation under control, and all of you will be dealved wit accordingly!

But... alty... I thought you liked the abuse? Or was it just the pain part? Or the whip?

... starby's clearly blown a fuse.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

but...alty...I thought you liked the abuse? or was it just the pain part? or the whip?

Sneezy, that was our secret, jeesh! :);)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...starby's clearly blown a fuse.

Yup, she's definitely lost it! :eek:

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

...starby's clearly blown a fuse.

... LMAO!!

Oops... I mean... Muwahahahahahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

.................................................. ...LMAO!!!!

oops........I mean.............Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!

Starby, what has the Canadian government done to you? Should I call someone? Send help? Men with a nice van, a jacket that does up in the back, and a nice padded round room just for you? Hmmmm?

Does the room have an ocean view and a mini bar? I like car rides! Can I lick the windows?

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Originally Posted by starbuck8

I think I'm busted! I'm actually a Russian spy, and a double agent for the CIA. My full name is Lady Star Spangled Altenvegger!! I have secret information on all of you! Including somevon named Starduck. We have the situation under control, and all of you will be dealved wit accordingly!!

Starby, why in the world are you not writing books?? You and Alty could be the "Famous Fiction Duo"!! LOL

If they think you are confusing them now, give them some of your... was it called language... no no, lingo?? No... you know what I mean... Sobee sotouefeof... well, I still don't have the hang of it... but you get the idea!! LOL

The room has no windows Starby, we don't want you to hurt yourself. As for lickig the windows, I think they'll probably put a face guard (Hannibal Lecter type dealy) on you for the car ride. Better safe than sorry. :)

EWwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alty, that is a scary visual to have in my head tonight!

Sorry Rebbie, I couldn't help it, Starby started it! :);)

How are you tonight dear?

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Originally Posted by jrebel7

Starby, why in the world are you not writing books????????????????????????? You and Alty could be the "Famous Fiction Duo"!!! LOL

If they think you are confusing them now, give them some of your ....... was it called language........no no, lingo??? No.........you know what I mean......Sobee sotouefeof....well, I still don't have the hang of it.......but you get the idea!!!! LOL

Hey it's Robebboby! Hobow Obare Yobu Swobeethobeart? :p :D

Sneezy, I now have that headache also...

Hey there Alty, poor little girl... wish you were feeling better!! So glad you are going to the doctor.

Hey Starby, OK, so now I can read it, just not type it so fast. LOL

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Sorry Rebbie, I couldn't help it, Starby started it! :);)

How are you tonight dear?

Heyyyy... how come you are getting my greenies?? :p ;)

Hey Stringer!! Been driving any cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool cars today?? Thought about it all day. Told my husband alllllllllllllllllllllllllll about it. LOL Anytime I need a lift, I can watch the video... sort of like "Calgone take me away???" Well, you probably don't remember that one but anyway, the was fun and relaxing to view.

Your greenies, your greenies? Now way Ducky, my greenies! :)

Rebby, yup, Doc time tomorrow, hopefully I'll be back to myself soon. :)

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Your greenies, your greenies? Now way Ducky, my greenies! :)

Rebby, yup, Doc time tomorrow, hopefully I'll be back to myself soon. :)

I need to go for awhile. ::sob:: ::sniff:: I have to mourn my lost greenie! :( I'll be back later kids. Don't run with scissors! Someone could put out an eye!

Stringer, what kind of headache?. is it the "I was in a cigar bar and didn't breathe oxygen for 3 hours" headache or "what's going on in this room" headache?

MY GREENIE, MY GREENIE! Don't make me whip you with a wet noodle Starby.;)

Actually I have to run for a bit too, time to bathe the kids, read bed time stories (wait, no, I can't talk, how am I supposed to read), and tuck their little butts in to bed. I'll be back later. :)

Stringer, that was my headache I think you were referring to...

And sneezy, it's a what the hell is going on in here headache...

I left for 30 seconds and had to read through about 4 pages to craziness... '

Oh boy

Okay I'm back for a few minutes. Hubby is putting princess in the tub.

How are my boys doing?

I'm sleepy - almost bed time! :)

I have to fly out of here also. Long day! Ryan is making the day good though after his fall off the cliff. If I don't get back on here tonight, see you on the flip side! Rebby's rib was out of place again and got it put back in place but better not sit here too long without walking some. Later Gators!

Boys are doing well. I'm tired. And sore. But I'm not passing out, which is a good thing.

I think I'm relatively burned out from studying, though. I keep getting entire sections wrong in my practice tests.. . oh well. Keeping at it.

So. How's your sickness doing rudolph?

Rib out of place, that doesn't sound good Rebbie. "Again" sounds even worse. You okay?

Biggie, it's only 9pm here.

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

stringer, what kind of headache? ...is it the "I was in a cigar bar and didn't breathe oxygen for 3 hours" headache or "what's going on in this room" headache?

Definitely the latter... I could feel my brow winkle up from one post to the next until my eyes crossed and my tongue fell out... than Bam... headache right between the eyes...

Hi Princess... no I didn't even get outside today. Stuck in my office at home working at the 'puter all day until now. Long day today, 14 hours putting together 3 proposals and answering emails.:eek:

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Rib out of place, that doesn't sound good Rebbie. "Again" sounds even worse. You okay?

Biggie, it's only 9pm here.

Yeah, its only 11 here, but I haven't been sleeping and my workouts are really catching up to me... I'm more sore than I have been in a LONG time :(

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

boys are doing well. I'm tired. and sore. but I'm not passing out, which is a good thing.

I think I'm relatively burned out from studying, though. I keep getting entire sections wrong in my practice tests. ...oh well. keeping at it.

so. how's your sickness doing rudolph?

Be nice or I'll put you on the naughty list. ;)

I'm no better, a bit worse, coughing so hard that my side hurts, and allot of vomitting because of the coughing. No voice, ears hurt, throat hurts, red, stuffy, snotty nose. All in all, another day of h#ll for Alty. ;)

As for your studying, I think you should take a break, there is a thing called overload, sounds like you need to stop studying for a few days. :)

Rebbie, I agree.

I read "rib out of place" and thought "oh crap" and then I read "again" and :eek:

Stringy, I heard scotch helps.

Biggie, how're the pullups coming?

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Originally Posted by bigbird213

Yeah, its only 11 here, but I haven't been sleeping and my workouts are really catching up to me... I'm more sore than I have been in a LONG time :(

Aw, do you need a back rub Biggie?

Bad Alty, step away from the 21 year old, slowly back away! :eek: :D

I'd love to stop. But the test is in 15 days.. . so I'm not so sure I can afford to.

So... no voice... no ears... beautiful face... perfect woman? ;)

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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny

rebbie, I agree.

I read "rib out of place" and thought "oh crap" and then I read "again" and :eek:

stringy, I heard scotch helps.

biggie, how're the pullups coming?

Is scotch the cure all for anything? ;)

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Originally Posted by bigbird213

Stringer, that was my headache I think you were referring to....

And sneezy, its a what the hell is going on in here headache...

I left for 30 seconds and had to read through about 4 pages to craziness....'

oh boy

Sorry BB, apparently it is contagious, although we have the source nailed.:p