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  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:06 PM
    Stringer
    Stella, Serpent Star, Morning Star, Double Star, Dwarf Star, Giant Star, Falling Star, Shooting Star, star-crossed, Star-gasser, Gaseous Star, Evening Star, Star-studded, Star-spangled, Blazing Star, Circumpolar star, Dense star, Typical Star, Star clustered, Lone Star, Star Trekkie, Struggling Star, Child Star, Le Star, Co-star, Spy Star, Stellar, Star Pupil, Mega Star,

    Oh, I am tired at the moment I will think more later... "Stringer"
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:07 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    You forgot Shining Star!! :D

    No I didn't... how can you be a shinning star in that dark dungeon?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

    EDIT: But........there are quite a few complimentary names there to choose from Starby........
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:19 PM
    starbuck8
    Well I don't believe I want to be Gaseous Star, or Dense Star! And I really don't want to be 'Lone Star! :(

    I sneak out of the castle, and run through fields of flowers... in the buff! :D
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:25 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Well I don't believe I want to be Gaseous Star, or Dense Star! And I really don't want to be 'Lone Star!! :(

    I sneak out of the castle, and run through fields of flowers....in the buff!! :D

    Is it possible to get the exact time and date of this exercise and is this a nightly occurrence?
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:31 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Is it possible to get the exact time and date of this exercise and is this a nightly occurrence?

    This would be a confidentiality issue! I don't believe Alty wants me to divulge this information! Since we have different schedules, keeping an eye on our victims, we go out to the fields and frolic at different times of the day and night!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:34 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    This would be a confidentiality issue!! I don't believe Alty wants me to divulge this information! Since we have different schedules, keeping an eye on our victims, we go out to the fields and frolic at different times of the day and night!

    Damn... looks like more hiding all day behind that tree again with my "spy glass." (Opps... and camera... )
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:39 PM
    starbuck8
    So that was the rustling I heard in the bushes! I will have to bring the Dobermans with me next time!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 12:53 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    So that was the rustling I heard in the bushes!! I will have to bring the Dobermans with me next time!

    No, we don't need "no stinkin' Dobermans" noooooo but a spot of iced tea and a sandwich would be nice. Please don't forget the salt and oh... a napkin... :D And maybe an apron if we be in the buff...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:03 PM
    starbuck8
    Won't you be red in the face when the guards catch you in the bushes, munching on a sandwich, with binoculars, while the Dobermans get a scent of the food, and start chasing you through the fields in your little pink apron! I must be sure to bring my camera!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:42 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Won't you be red in the face when the guards catch you in the bushes, munching on a sandwich, with binoculars, while the Dobermans get a scent of the food, and start chasing you through the fields in your little pink apron! I must be sure to bring my camera!


    No no no my dear...

    1. I will not be in the "buff", that was what you said you would be...
    2. And since you suggested that you would be running around the in the weeds
    Nakededed... I suggested that while you were out looking for boys that you might be
    Kind enough to bring me a sandwich.
    3. And if you were going to do that, then I thought that since you were already going to be
    In the buff that it might be kosher to probably wear an apron... ya know...

    I will have you know my dear that I am and will always be a gentleman... It is one of my jobs to protect those nymphs romping through the weeds... nakedededededdd...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 01:53 PM
    starbuck8
    Awwww, String Man... our gate keeper! I will wear my frock whilst frolicking amongst the lavender in the fields with the bunnies and the lambs!

    I shall get one of the servants to bring you a silver platter of finger sandwiches and array of fresh strawberries and grapes. Just ring the little silver bell, and they will bring you a lovely glass of cognac, and some fresh whipped cream, that was carefully taken from our livestock just this morning!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:03 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Awwww, String Man...our gate keeper! I will wear my frock whilst frolicking amoungst the lavender in the fields with the bunnies and the lambs!

    I shall get one of the servants to bring you a silver platter of finger sandwiches and and array of fresh strawberries and grapes. Just ring the little silver bell, and they will bring you a lovely glass of cognac, and some fresh whipped cream, that was carefully taken from our livestock just this morning!


    Aaaaaah ha Whence! I have been told of thoust wicked ways and tricks, and I am prepared!

    Yes, I am to pull the little sliver bell and AAAAAAAAaaah ha....down I goest again sliding upon my a$$ into that dark damp damn dungeon!

    But NO I say... NO! Truth and honor will prevail! I am the sheriff (opps wrong timeline): I am the Noble Knight who ridest upon the hugh white noble steed... who has a long spear... and I am the protector... and, and,. and..

    What kind of sandwich again hon??????:confused: :confused: :confused:
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:11 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer
    Aaaaaah ha Whence!! I have been told of thoust wicked ways and tricks, and I am prepared!

    Yes, I am to pull the little sliver bell and AAAAAAAAaaah ha....down I goest again sliding upon my a$$ into that dark damp damn dungeon!

    But NO I say...NO! Truth and honor will prevail! I am the sheriff (opps wrong timeline): I am the Noble Knight who ridest upon the hugh white noble steed.......who has a long spear.......and I am the protector......and, and,.............and..

    What kind of sandwich again hon??????:confused: :confused: :confused:

    It shall be a lovely sandwich, prepared by our head chef Francine. When we run out of fingers for the lovely finger sandwiches, we shall move on to our keeper of the dishes, Joesephine! Mwaaahahaha!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:18 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    It shall be a lovely sandwich, prepared by our head chef Francine. When we run out of fingers for the lovely finger sandwiches, we shall move on to our keeper of the dishes, Joesephine! Mwaaahahaha!!

    Aaaaaaah? Aren't "finger sandwiches"... kind of crunchy? The bones get stuck between my teeth dear... I think not...

    M!! Where the h*ll are you? You told me you had my back covered.. But... I... don't... see... youuuuuuuuuuu?:eek:
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:28 PM
    starbuck8
    It's just you and me my sweet, for at least another hour! I have Franny tied up in my room until then. He always tries to wiggle his way loose, but if you remember, I have the other spare whip! Bahahahahahahaha!!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:35 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    It's just you and me my sweet, for at least another hour! I have Franny tied up in my room until then. He always tries to wiggle his way loose, but if you remember, I have the other spare whip!! Bahahahahahahaha!!!

    NOPE, never was or will be any "other" whips... all just wishful thinking or bluffing (period).

    'Nuff said... I... am... in... possession... of... the >>>>>>>>>>>>> ONLY, I say the ONLY... whip. And susy is happy and content, she is purring... she loves being with me... she told me... again I say... (period).
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:42 PM
    starbuck8
    Brutus tends to disagree! He is so mad that no one believes of his mere existence, that he is ready to *SNAP*! He is really getting *FRAYED* around the edges! He might *CRACK* soon. It's all right Brutus, I know you exist!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 02:46 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    Brutus tends to disagree! He is so mad that no one believes of his mere existance, that he is ready to *SNAP*!! He is really getting *FRAYED* around the edges!! He might *CRACK* soon. It's alright Brutus, I know you exist!

    Hahahhahahaha... do you practice this funny stuff or what my dear (funny)... I have seen Brutus in his tiny little speedo it would fit on my index finger... hahahahahha.

    I DO NOT FEAR ANY Brutus...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 03:01 PM
    starbuck8
    I love your outfit Stringy!

    YouTube - Devo - Whip It (Dir. Gerald V. Casale)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 03:26 PM
    starbuck8
    This is me!

    YouTube - Girl with Whip
  • Jun 22, 2008, 04:48 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8


    YouTube - whipping girl... much better...

    However, I wouldn't mind being the wolf.

    Deadstar... I think that you and I left to our own wiles is something to be feared and could be dangerous.. :D :D :D
  • Jun 22, 2008, 05:18 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer

    M !!!!!!!!!!!!! Where the h*ll are you? You told me you had my back covered.....? But ...I...don't.......see..........youuuuuuuuuuu?:eek :

    I gottcha stringer!!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 05:47 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    I gottcha stringer!!!

    Yes... thank you !

    But... kinda... late... this... time... partner... (eyes closing, breathing slowly)...
    I... did... my best... I fought... the... good... fight... for all... MAN-kind... I did pilgrim...

    But there were just... toooooooo many of 'um... yep she got me... from the... side, the back,. the other side... top... Hmmmmmmmmm.. come to think of it she never did come at me face to face?? (need to analysis that one later... )

    But, Isa hurtin'... her, take up the whi... NO!. I mean the sword here and go get 'um!!

    I know you can do's it... yeppers! I will make a plaque in yer name... yes sir, I will..

    Now, before you go, bury me where I can see the sun set, over there, by that thar tree. WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!! This is ketchup from that thar "finger sandwich" she made for me!! Well I'll get 'er!!

    Wait and see! But I am hungry now...so you will have to hold up and protect our honor...CAUSE the PIZZA (pepperoni and mushrooms HOT) just arrived ....with Pepsi?!?!?!?
  • Jun 22, 2008, 06:49 PM
    Alty
    Did someone say pizza?

    Sad, I am here all alone, where did everyone go?

    You kids are silly when I'm gone, sillier still when I'm here, but silly nonetheless. Ah, it brings a smile to my face after a rainy yucky day.

    Well, two birthdays today, Sydney went to a party for a little friend of hers and my cousins daughters birthday was this afternoon, she turned 21.

    My friend from LA is in town, going to a BBQ at his sisters house on Thursday, I hope it doesn't rain. :(

    Anyway, got to run, just stopped by to say hi and howdy.

    Starby, keep your clothes on, you're scaring the guards. ;):)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 06:53 PM
    Stringer
    I am eating my HOT, very hot, steaming pizza. Thank goodness the fresh, bubbly, ice cold Pepsi here... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... (burp)... sorry...

    Does my breath smell like pepperoni?. AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well?

    Hello Darlin'... how are you Alty?
  • Jun 22, 2008, 06:55 PM
    friend4u178
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  • Jun 22, 2008, 06:57 PM
    Alty
    Mmmmmm, yes, it does, lean in a bit closer... ahhhhh.

    "Honey, can we order pizza? It's because of Stringer he has pizza breath, with pepperoni, and pepsi, please........! "

    No go, he says not tonight. Do you have an extra piece for me Stringer? Please. :)

    Eeek, look at the time. I've got to bathe the rugrats and tuck them in to bed, 4 more days of school for Jared, Sydney is done, more cleaning for me tomorrow, and then hopefully it will stay that way for a few hours. ;)

    I'll be back later Stinger dear. Be good. :)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 07:24 PM
    JoeCanada76
    Hmmmmm, I love Pizza.

    Had a bbq today. Went to Little Cheeks new friends house. It was a very good day.

    Just winding down now, had some of that Smartfood popcorn with White chedder cheese flavour yummy yummy.

    You are all being goofy. Not as goofy though when I watered Starbys lawn. Lol

    Goodnight You.

    Joe
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:15 PM
    Stringer
    M, that was exactly what it DID look like 'cept it was hand tossed, had double cheese, double pepperoni AND double mushrooms... it was good pippin' hot.

    Alty, they don't deliver pizza to the "Castle of Doom?" Wait, there is one piece left... sure I'll save it for you, but you have to come to Chicago, I'll keep it hot in the oven... K?

    And Joe, pop corn with White Cheddar Cheese... sounds great. Now, I will have to make some hot pop corn to take to bed with Marta and me with Pepsiiiiiiiiii !

    And Alty I couldn't wait dear, I am tired tonight, I was out all day riding in my new car. So I made pop corn and I am taking it to bed with Marta and my Pepsi... tomorrow dear...

    And Joe... Starby said that her grass died in spots... yeah... funny it spelled out "J O E.......W A S......H E R E !"
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:20 PM
    friend4u178
    Stringer
    Here's a novel way to make popcorn...

    YouTube - Pop corn with cell phones : made by Cardo Systems
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:22 PM
    starbuck8
    HAHA!. Joe I still smell a strange stench in the air whilst I'm in the garden!

    Can I have sum pizzzzaaaa??
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    stringer
    here's a novel way to make popcorn.................

    YouTube - Pop corn with cell phones : made by Cardo Systems

    How the...

    Was it radiation, magnetism, sound... what? I am amazed at that, good find M...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:24 PM
    bigbird213
    Hey all,

    Anyone still around? Sounds like a party here today, sorry I missed it
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:25 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8
    HAHA!!...Joe I still smell a strange stench in the air whilst I'm in the garden!

    Can I have sum pizzzzaaaa???


    It will be some time before people forget that he was there... hahahaha

    Of course you can have some pizza sweet, but I will have to cut the piece that I was saving for Alty in half... is that OK Alty? Either way, you have to come to the Windy city...
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:25 PM
    bigbird213
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178
    stringer
    here's a novel way to make popcorn.................

    YouTube - Pop corn with cell phones : made by Cardo Systems

    Not sure I'm believing that :p ;)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:28 PM
    Stringer
    Hi Bird, no it was Starlight taking target practice... with me tied to a tree... and using Susy to tie me up, craziness I tell you. Stay sane, visit at your own risk...
    Stringer


    EDIT: Night all... it's 10:35 pm.. here.
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:35 PM
    starbuck8
    Biggie, it wasn't me!. the Doberman's caught him and he got CHASHED up the tree!. they got a hold of his whip,. they gave enough rope to hang himself, and he's still out there swingin!
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:36 PM
    bigbird213
    Night Stringer,

    Same for me, 11:35 getting up at 6AM. Time for bed!

    Good night everyone, talk with you all in the AM
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:37 PM
    bigbird213
    Oh Starby...

    Always in trouble ;)
  • Jun 22, 2008, 08:37 PM
    friend4u178
    Night stringer and biggie

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