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  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:42 PM
    starbuck8
    How 'bout we start with some country! Maybe Alty's Pub's theme song. "I Love This Bar"... my kind of place! Will that do?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:43 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Wondergirl
    Is there a public washroom in this establishment?

    Ask the pool boys... they'll escort you! :D
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:44 PM
    Wondergirl
    That was quite a thread, the svetty one. Sneezy did well. Everyone did well. Wouldn't it have been easier for her to call the authorities or even write something for the op-ed page of the newspaper?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:48 PM
    starbuck8
    No kidding! You should have seen some of her other questions. Just as bad! One about dogs wearing seatbelts, and another about meeting men on the internet and agreeing to marry them. But not meeting them until the wedding day.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Alty
    Yup Svets a weird one, not doubt about it. Not at all happy with her.

    Wondergirl, was the bathroom clean, I didn't get to it today, hope it was okay. :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:53 PM
    Wondergirl
    I found the Comet cleanser and a rag and swished out the toilet, but you'll need Lime-away for the stains. Why is the bathroom so large?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:55 PM
    starbuck8
    Cuz we're girlz! lol ;)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:57 PM
    Wondergirl
    How big is the men's room?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:58 PM
    starbuck8
    I'm listening to a good ole song! I don't get to listen to country too often, but I've got Toby Keith on. "Find out who your friends are" is a really good song! Don't think I've ever heard it! I love it!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:59 PM
    Alty
    I've always dreamed of a super huge bathroom. Should we put in a jacuzzi tub? Snap my fingers, wow, jacuzzi tub, that was easy. How about different perfumes, soaps, bubbles (for HC) anything we want, the sky's the limit. Ahhh, only in my dreams, but that keeps me going.

    FYI, I'm a bit tipsy, everything I say here on out should be taken with a grain of salt and a shot of bourbon. Just warning all of you. :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 10:59 PM
    starbuck8
    Oh just little... we knocked out a wall! LOL!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:00 PM
    Alty
    Wondergirl, there is no mens room, the get to do their stuff outside. Kidding, the mens room is just as lush as ours, just follow the next pool guy in, you'll get an eyeful.

    Naughty Alty.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:02 PM
    Wondergirl
    I love to clean things. Maybe I could do the bathrooms once a week?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:03 PM
    starbuck8
    I joined you Alty, so Wondergirl?. you might have to keep us in line a bit! Shall I go get Kevin to come over to work security?

    We could get a little crazy, but Kevin could give us rides! :D
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:04 PM
    Alty
    You don't have to ask me twice, you are so hired Wondergirl. Hey, if you love cleaning come on over, my house is a pig sty right now, I can't get caught up, could use some help. I pay in cookies and beer.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:05 PM
    Alty
    Starby, I don't think that Kevin would mix well with pool boys, glasses, food, drinks, the bathroom etc. etc. You know I adore Kevin, but he should stay at the doggy daycare, he does good work there. :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:07 PM
    starbuck8
    Can you stop here too... it's on the way! I'll serve up a good dinner and by the time you make it to Alty's you'll be ready for dessert! ;)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:07 PM
    Wondergirl
    Tell me more about Kevin. Is he as cute as Sneeze?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:11 PM
    Alty
    Hee, hee, Kevins a kangaroo, Friend4U sent him from Australia to protect Starby.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:11 PM
    starbuck8
    Yeah, Kevin is a little clutsy isn't he? I think M needs to come have a talk with him!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:12 PM
    Alty
    As Kanga's go he's great! You are right though, a bit clutsy, but such a lovey. :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:13 PM
    starbuck8
    He said he's going to Fed Ex a Wallaby over too!. hehe! I can't remember his name... I think it was skippy! lol
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:14 PM
    Alty
    Skippy and Kevin, hmm, cartoon time!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:16 PM
    starbuck8
    That's 2 cartoons we've got in the works now then. Starty and Starby... I think we're action hero's, lol Now Skippy and Kevin.. hmmm! :D
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:17 PM
    Alty
    Wondergirl, want to be in a cartoon with me. Wondergirl and Alty, I'm even giving you top billing. How about it?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:22 PM
    starbuck8
    You could be crime fighters that go around kicking loopy people off websites! :D
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:24 PM
    Wondergirl
    I know karate. I can also stop people's library cards so they can't check out books.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:26 PM
    Alty
    Yup, I can do that, can I do that? I don't have the power to do that. I can tell on them though, I can be the tattle tale crime fighter, I don't fight I just tell someone else. Somehow that isn't to exciting. :(

    Thumper bunny is stinky today, a bit of a poo problem. TMI?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:27 PM
    Alty
    Karate, wondergirl, wow, I'm afraid of you now. FYI guys, don't tick off Wondergirl! ;)

    I can sew, I'll make our costumes, what's your favorite color? Should we have capes, masks, spandex? Decisions, decisions.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:28 PM
    starbuck8
    Well that's just plain mean! I suppose you'll steal their lunch money too, and make them do your homework without any books. You big bully's you!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:29 PM
    Wondergirl
    Thumper must be eating the same stuff my Thomas Jefferson is. Whew!!

    Could I be a librarian crimefighter like a library policewoman in your strip?
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:32 PM
    Alty
    Librarian crimefighter works for me, after all I'm a mom crimefighter, or a bunny rescuer, dog loving, bird and fish loving crimefighter. How about pink costumes, I like pink.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:32 PM
    starbuck8
    Stop it!. the pool boys stopped doing their jobs now! They got distracted by the whole librarian/police woman thing!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:35 PM
    Alty
    /waves seductively

    Hi boys, how you doing?

    Okay, enough naughtiness.

    Girls, I've got to go, it's 12:30am, way past my bed time. The kids get up at the butt crack of dawn and I at least have to look alive.

    I'll talk to you all tomorrow. Take care of the pub, and give Sneezy a big smooch for me if he shows up later. Hopefully he's sleeping.

    Good night.

    Alty out.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:36 PM
    Wondergirl
    Hmmmmm, let's promise them a show tomorrow night as long as they stay on the job when they're scheduled.

    How could we ramp this up? Do we want our characters to have pets? I want a horse to ride. I will need a computer too.
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:37 PM
    starbuck8
    Nitey Night Alty! Give your peepers a good rest :)
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:37 PM
    Wondergirl
    Well, guess I had better wash dishes and get out of here until tomorrow. Bye!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:38 PM
    starbuck8
    You could bring the horsey's to the daycare during the day when you're at the library fighting crime!
  • Apr 11, 2008, 11:39 PM
    starbuck8
    G'nite Wondergirl! My pup is wanting to play some ball too... been ignoring her... have a good wkd, :)
  • Apr 12, 2008, 01:42 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Oh MY you ladies have been busy while I was gone.

    430am...

    Around 10pm, I was watching a movie with my brother when I was "politely" reminded that an acquaintance was having a birthday. I say "politely" because as soon as I picked up the phone, I got an earful of "Where the ^$#@ are you, you son of a %@&%!??! Get your *$# down here you %@#^@#!!!"

    ... this, of course, was my friend... who was "slightly" drunk.

    Oh, and I say "acquaintance" because... I don't even know the girl, but apparently, my friends have talked to her about me and in her drunken stupor, she kept saying, "I want sneezy to come here! Bring him here! I want to talk to him!"

    ... so I went. We went to a bar/lounge... the acquaintance and I talked a little bit... but most of the time, she was so inebriated that she couldn't put a full sentence together. The most I got from her was, "Muerrr my friends..hur jje...awwess...they looveeeeee you....annnddd, they think I loveeeee YOUUUU"

    ... Great. Thanks.

    ... so I just got back. My brother's snoring away in my bed again... time to hit the couch.

    Starby: I'm SO glad you're sleeping.

    Alty: I'm so relieved to hear that your vision's getting better. Hope that surgery doesn't happen.

    Wondery: kevin's a LITTLE bit cuter than I am ;) but not as wonderful as you are. OH! Can you come help me clean my apartment?

    Urmm... gnite all?

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