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I miss talking to you Start... Been busy... I'll call you when I get a break... Heck when will that be? Ummmmm

I need you at my pinning ceremony!!

I want to be there... Oh man, I could use a break for something happy and honorable like that! You are so cool... Get a break, when you do, let me know I will use the phone!

Night sweet friends...

I'll call you when I get a chance.

I want to HUGE graduation party. May 2 is the pinning ceremony.

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Originally Posted by enigmagnetic

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me E.

That's easy for you to say.

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Originally Posted by magprob

Hi Chery. I used my sons PC with Vista for a few weeks while on vacation. It almost ruined my vacation. Like you, I puffed up and decided that I could whoop this thing. I failed. As a matter of a fact, this ole Dell I'm on now, (5 years) has been the best with XP but alas, it is ready to be turned out to pasture. It really needs to be sent to the glue factory! I am ordering a new Dell tomorrow that still has XP Home. I don't know how much longer they will have XP so I thought I better grab one now. That way, if it last me even 3 to 4 years, that's 3 to 4 years I don't have to deal with Vista.
The conspiracy theory people say that vista has a back door for the government to lurk around in your bidness. I don't know that for sure so just in case, have your little mooners standing by! :)

Mag, I know what you mean, XP is still the best and my other puters have it. Just one left with Win2000 and it still works. I also have an old one with Win98 on it. I think it will be fun for my grandson to bang around on.
So, now I have a laptop with Vista - given to me and has the largest storage space of 120 GB, another laptop that's getting old and only 80 GB, but it has XP and everything works on it. Then there are two PCs with XP, and I'm getting ready to clean them up and give them away as gifts for people who don't even have a computer. I won't need them anyway.. I'll miss all the good music I have on them though.

Janine.. Where do you find the time to gather all those great music links? I used to be able to download music from a russian site for like 99 cents a song, or even for a whole CD. Still had money in my account, but they disappeared somehow after four years, or they were banned - go figure.
I wonder what kind of music I'll find while I'm spooking as I'm sure Elvis is not doing without..

Start.. Those vibes I sent you recently had valium in them, maybe that's why you're so, umm, 'drugged' today. I hope you feel better after a good nights sleep.

I finally got flashplayer installed and glad I did because I enjoy the music Janine included here. The bald dude makes me wish I were a little younger and healthier, but such is life. I still have my memories - and lately some pretty cool dreams.. maybe that's due to the meds, but who cares! I actually woke up 'moist' this morning after a dream and that isn't happened in a longgggg time.

Talk to you tomorrow...

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Originally Posted by magprob

That's easy for you to say.

I can only wonder how easy it really was... :eek:

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Originally Posted by Chery

Mab, I know what you mean, XP is still the best and my other puters have it. Just one left with Win2000 and it still works. I also have an old one with Win98 on it. I think it will be fun for my grandson to bang around on.
So, now I have a laptop with Vista - given to me and has the largest storage space of 120 GB, another laptop that's getting old and only 80 GB, but it has XP and everything works on it. Then there are two PCs with XP, and I'm getting ready to clean them up and give them away as gifts for people who don't even have a computer. I won't need them anyway.. I'll miss all the good music I have on them though.

Janine.. Where do you find the time to gather all those great music links? I used to be able to download music from a russian site for like 99 cents a song, or even for a whole CD. Still had money in my account, but they disappeared somehow after four years, or they were banned - go figure.
I wonder what kind of music I'll find while I'm spooking as I'm sure Elvis is not doing without..

Start.. Those vibes I sent you recently had valium in them, maybe that's why you're so, umm, 'drugged' today. I hope you feel better after a good nights sleep.

I finally got flashplayer installed and glad I did because I enjoy the music Janine included here. The bald dude makes me wish I were a little younger and healthier, but such is life. I still have my memories - and lately some pretty cool dreams.. maybe that's due to the meds, but who cares! I actually woke up 'moist' this morning after a dream and that aint happened in a longgggg time.

Talk to ya tomorrow...

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Aww, I wish I wouldn't have missed you... Thanks for the vibes... I am getting them fully now!

YouTube - head east - never been any reason
YouTube - head east-love me tonite
YouTube - Atomic Rooster - Devil's answer (TOTP)
YouTube - Rufus Wainwright - Zing! Went The Strings Of My Heart: Live At The London Palladium

YouTube - DEAN MARTIN - THAT'S AMORE'

YouTube - She Thinks My Camel's Sexy

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_19.gifI like Camels too. Wrapped in paper with a filter are the best.
Cool song from a funny guy though..

Hi Chery... (start batting her eyes)
How are you?

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Originally Posted by startover22

Hi Chery.....(start batting her eyes)
How are you?

Doing good babe, and you? I've just answered to quite a few relationship posts that I've neglected lately and feel good that I'm back in the "saddle" as one can say. I really feel motivated today for some reason. It's probably the cocky wink I gave the receptionist at the doctor's today because she was surprised that I got so many Valium from the doctor. If she would have read my latest diagnosis she would have understood that it didn't matter whether I got 'addicted' to anything at this stage anymore. I swear, the germans are so stingy with medications lately, except for antidepressants - that's a cure-all to them, and I refuse to take them.

So now I can change that T-shirt iron-on to "Addicted Dead Woman Walking" ain't that a joke!

I hope nobody will ask me if I care whether I'll get addicted or not, because I don't think I can hold back with a smart reply.

Got me a new digital camera today at the second hand store and Larry is my model. I'll post some pictures soon - I also want to get some more cute ones of Alex first, than post them. I might even let Jaime take one of me and include that...

Hope all is well with you and those kids... keep me posted.

Love,

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_11_8.gifYuck! Still snowing here.

Chery, you crack me up! I am fine! Sometimes people are only thinking for that one little moment, can't blame them I do it too... BUT it can really get to you sometimes. Wish I could be there to here your smarty pants quick reply to the person who askes you if you are worried about getting addicted to meds... I really do.
I am no good with quick responses...
Digital camera? Oh goodness look out Alex... look out... LOL I can't wait to see the new pic's...
The kids are fine.. fighting and running everywhere but that is normal around here... I have to talk like a man to get their attention... Dustin is gone for 4 days straight!

Go girl. Don't let them get to you.

When young kids get cocky with me, I tell them that once they've learned all of what I already forgot, then they can imply that they are smarter than me... I amazed them that sometimes I'm one or two step ahead and can tell what they think or are planning and I put a stop to it by telling them how I used to act when I was their age, and I didn't get away with it either, so no chance for them. They don't think of anything new, just an updated version of crap we thought of before they were even born. That always gets them.

Once they realize we know all the tricks, they tend to give up.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_11_2.gif Tell the girls that gravity will take over some day in their lives too, that's always a good one. Also that we have already earned our wrinkles, what's their excuse...

Well, tonight I heard a few words come out of the mouths of the older kids...
And let me tell you, I pointed at my daughter and I said "I hear you say those things one more time, I am kicking your butt, turned to my son Grady, said "I hear those things come out of your mouth I am kicking your butt, then to Jesse the oldest... (foster boy) "you are so farkin lucky I can't kick yours"
OMG we all just started laughing, I was upset, but the way I was groaning and moaning to them about their smart azz mouths... Man, I sounded far more stupid than them...
Hugs... I know I am going to regret not being intimidating enough... It is soooo hard!

All right! That's enough, everybody out! I can't concentrate. Take your trash with you.

You are right Magatory, I was way out of line! See you!
One more piece of trash though...
YouTube - Don Williams -- I Believe In You
Awwww, that is nice!

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Originally Posted by magprob

Alright! That's enough, everybody out! I can't concentrate. Take your trash with you.

If you need to concentrate, dear, let me know on what and I'll do my best to assist.

I just took out two bags of garbage, is that enough?

Are you guys getting stupid messenger requests too? I thought my explorer and messengers have filters but they don't seem to work lately. There was a girl who wante to show me her sexy but, and I replied that I like my cellulite better.. then clicked her on as 'spam' for the future..

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_9_26.gif I'm not staying sad or mad long anymore, I get even!

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Originally Posted by enigmagnetic

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Awe, how cute. I haven't seen him for a while and he was one of my favorites in Peanuts.
Thanks for the memory.

Heh, yeah me too. I like how he would kind of muck up everyone around him too. I'm sorry but unlike trash you throw away his dirt is memorable and undeniable magprob haha!

Yeah. I agreee.

As we enter the dark, and often, as here, cold months of winter, all too many people can become depressed, suffering from what the doctors call "SAD" - "Seasonal Affective Disorder". The further from the equator people live, the higher the incidences of SAD and the worse the effects are we are told. We are also told that this is a "disease" of the brain due to such causes as "melatonin deficiency", due to the long, dark nights as well as many other reasons. As is often the case, what doctors do not know is that the Mind has total dominion over the organic brain and also therefore our moods as well as our state of health, aging and every other aspect of physical existence. If we have "sunny thoughts", we will feel happy. If we have dark thoughts people will feel "sad" or depressed. So if you feel "down" at this time of the year, or wish to feel permanently happy, then make the effort to think happy, sunny thoughts often, by remembering happy events as if you are there now, and above all knowing, beyond any doubt, that your natural state of Being is happiness, joy and peace, and by knowing only those things they can only be your experience. Doctors may advise seeking a powerful light source for "SAD", or sitting in front of the window for 30 minutes, but again these are all physical actions. There is only one fundamental Universal Principle above all others - Mind. So instead of sitting in front of a window or sitting in a very bright room, imagine and visualise yourself being outside on the brightest and sunniest summers day, and this alone will invoke a much more powerful and enduring effect. Whenever you feel "sad" for any reason, use the power of your Mind to become happy again, knowing above all else that as aspects and expressions of the ultimate Source of Light, we have the power within us to realise anything at all, and above all that we influence our external reality including our health and the way we feel - not the other way around.

OK? Good. Now get the hell out of here before I release the dogs.

The mind is a powerful thing! Release them dogs!

YouTube - Who Let the Dogs out??- Baha men Original version
I hope this song drives you insane, just like it does me! LMAO

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Originally Posted by magprob

As we enter the dark, and often, as here, cold months of winter, all too many people can become depressed, suffering from what the doctors call "SAD" - "Seasonal Affective Disorder". The further from the equator people live, the higher the incidences of SAD and the worse the effects are we are told. We are also told that this is a "disease" of the brain due to such causes as "melatonin deficiency", due to the long, dark nights as well as many other reasons. As is often the case, what doctors do not know is that the Mind has total dominion over the organic brain and also therefore our moods as well as our state of health, aging and every other aspect of physical existence. If we have "sunny thoughts", we will feel happy. If we have dark thoughts people will feel "sad" or depressed. So if you feel "down" at this time of the year, or wish to feel permanently happy, then make the effort to think happy, sunny thoughts often, by remembering happy events as if you are there now, and above all knowing, beyond any doubt, that your natural state of Being is happiness, joy and peace, and by knowing only those things they can only be your experience. Doctors may advise seeking a powerful light source for "SAD", or sitting in front of the window for 30 minutes, but again these are all physical actions. There is only one fundamental Universal Principle above all others - Mind. So instead of sitting in front of a window or sitting in a very bright room, imagine and visualise yourself being outside on the brightest and sunniest summers day, and this alone will invoke a much more powerful and enduring effect. Whenever you feel "sad" for any reason, use the power of your Mind to become happy again, knowing above all else that as aspects and expressions of the ultimate Source of Light, we have the power within us to realise anything at all, and above all that we influence our external reality including our health and the way we feel - not the other way around.

OK? Good. Now get the hell outta here before I release the dogs.

Hey babe, my handsome, chubby, buddy. I take extra Vitamin D when the sun don't shine anymore and I get that down feeling, so try it.

YouTube - That's What Friends Are For

Start and I just included you in this little clique.. So keep them dogs at bay, or I'll smooch them to the point where they will want to come live with me... ha ha.

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Chery, that song say's it all... because that is what friends are for!
Thank you, sweetie!

YouTube - Mojo Nixon "Elvis Is Everywhere"

YouTube - Mojo Nixon "Elvis Donuts"

YouTube - Mojo Nixon "(619) 239-KING"

YouTube - Mojo Nixon - Kinky is Everywhere

YouTube - Reverend Horton Heat- Psychobilly Freakout

Umm, I know it's late, oh Mag of mag's, but I still believe the folksy blues is better done here:
YouTube - Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone (From Unreleased Hard Rain)

YouTube - Red State Update: Willie Nelson Pot Bust

YouTube - Kinky Friedman - People Who Read People Magazine

YouTube - WILLIE NELSON HAPPY TO BE AT FARM AID AFTER DRUG BUST

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Originally Posted by CaptainRich

Umm, I know it's late, oh Mag of mag's, but I still beleive the folksy blues is better done here:
YouTube - Bob Dylan - Like A Rolling Stone (From Unreleased Hard Rain)

YES SIR!

YouTube - Tommy Chong - The IChong - Convict Doper in Palm Springs

Yes, but this is member discussions... IM sure there was more to you being banned than just stupidity.

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Originally Posted by CaptainRich

Chery, that song say's it all... because that is what friends are for!!
Thank you, sweetie!

Any time... Did you ever get your emoticons issue fixed. You might have stronger antispyware and on your PC than what I have. I use Cyberdefender and on another I use AVG Free.
But, it still is weird how it works for some and not for others...

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_4_61.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_18_14.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_18_10.gifJust found some new smilies, and thought I'd share them. Too bad I cannot vote.

I have both Internet Explorer and FireFox on this PC. Protected w/ Norton's 2005 Internet Security software over Windows XP Home - SP2 (Should I try turning Norton off?)
The smiley's are on a button at the top of this page, but I can't find a way to place them in here.
I've tried many different combinations, but cannot find the magic mix.
I therefore leave the cute emoticons as your personal trademark.

Testing my new avatar. Seems a little fuzzy, better use my photoshop skilz.