Lol I know she must have some cool stories to tell!Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
Lol thanks for helping me learn new lingo red :p
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Lol I know she must have some cool stories to tell!Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
Lol thanks for helping me learn new lingo red :p
I've a cupboard full of slang...
Sometimes people here talk completely in slang,it can be quite funny and bizarre.
The worst is teenagers who actually say out loud.. OMG,not oh my god,but OMG... makes me want to slap them.
Haha!! People say "Oh EM Gee"??Quote:
Originally Posted by redhed35
No way! I haven't heard that around here! WOW!
--- want to hear a funny joke?
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A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that f!cking wall!"
Love that joke,have texed it on to the world.
Give it about half and hour before someone texts it on to you,saying ,I heard this great joke!
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Originally Posted by redhed35
And it doesn't end there... always will be your "baby" and you will feel every hurt that she feels no matter how old she is... :)
It truly is wonderful, though, to see them through the various stages.
Just a heads up: The terrible twos will often repeat in the pre-teen or teen years in various degrees. Questioning, wanting independence, still needing you (but not wanting to admit it sometimes!), sulking when they don't get their way (but all their friends get to!), and throwing caution to the wind as they start to spread their wings more... :)
Don't talk to me doula,my 18 year old is driving me nuts...
September and college can't come fast enough.
The 17 year old is now talking about becoming a glamour model and NOT going to college... (shes having a laugh if she thinks that's going to happen)
I'm cruel mean and yesterday I was evil... ah,the joys of motherhood.
Ciara the youngest wants to be a vampire slayer or a chef?
What?
I said,sure,that's a great idea,and continued painting the hall.
Here's one for the circus:
Daughter at work last night... a man walks up to her and another employee to inform them that there is a lady without clothes on a couple of aisles over.
They go over, lady maybe late 50's, has stripped down to nothing but her panties. Clothes are folded on the floor, purse and a pill bottle on a shelf nearby.
Manager is called, they block both ends of aisle, call police and paramedics. They get a towel and then a robe for the lady, who is unaware of them talking to her.
Firefighters arrive, are very calming and caring with her, find out she is apparently coming off some medicine via doctors orders, is a teacher (wonder if she is from my school?? ), and they take her to hospital.
Nothing like an almost completely naked lady in your store to relieve the monotony... :eek: Wonder if she will ever be brave enough to return for shopping?
I bet the cctv got a great viewing...
Poor women.
Elderly couple goes to Jeruselum for a trip of a lifetime. During the trip his wife suffers a massive heart attatck. She dies while on vacation. The funeral home there states he can have her buried there for $150. But if he wants her to return to the states that's $5,000.
The man thinks it over and says to get her ready and he will pay the $5,000.
The funeral director looks somewhat puzzled. So he asks the man why spend so much when you can have her buried here for $150.
The man replies. Kind sir, Years ago a man was buried here and in 3 days he rose from the dead.
This time Id rather spend the money and not take my chances.
Hey muddy, does having a red tattoo show up well on skin? I wouldn't have thought it would really?
I have a frog tattoo on my back, and he has red eyes, and that was the first to fade. Now it just looks like he has pink eye.
Lol, cheers bella was just wondering as a tattoo id like to get has a lot of red in it, well its actually all red and was wondering how it would look.
You were wondering how 'red' would look on you...Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Pretty damn hot id say... :D
I'm in great form today,got loads done,again,I'm wonderful.
My wife abilities(learned from when married) combined with a skill and talent for multi tasking has left me with about an hour and a half of 'me' time...
Oooohhhh thanks for telling me this. I will have to reconsider the red now.Quote:
Originally Posted by albear
Thanks for pointing that out good sir.
I also found another one but I'll post it on my tattoo thread I've uh spammed this place enough with my photos.
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/body-a...ml#post2477133
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Originally Posted by redhed35
Was that an offer red ;)
Or am I dreaming again?
'youve got red on you'
Guess the movie :D
No worries muddy :)
I was thinking of getting a tattoo of the crimson omen
Crazy talk. Spam away.Quote:
Originally Posted by mudweiser
Pretty damn please?
Late to the party it seems.
Ill play the strongman part. If someone else claimed it, glad to talk about it in the dark alley out back. No weapons. One on one. First to win is first to buy a round. Those are the rules.
As for the rest. I am b!tchy beyond belief. Id explain but this isn't SAG (that which never did and never will again exist)... nevertheless... I'm irritable and irritating.
So hit me like your life depends upon it or me or kiss me like your love depends upon it... part one for the boys, part two for the women.. you're damn well going to get a response one way or the other.
What's occurring kp?Quote:
Originally Posted by kp2171
Your not yourself lately,I've got 20 smokes here and a half bottle of wine I'm willing to share.;):)
Ohmygod.
I just spent 40 euro's on one roll on wall paper... but it is divine!
Does that justify the 40 euro?
Ah what the hell,its going to look fab!
How much is that in pounds?
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