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Originally Posted by kctiger

Are you dating my ex??? :cool:

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LMAO! Next time, just pinch her, that will wake her up. She won't be in the mood for sex, but she'll be awake. :)

And you think you women have it bad

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

She has a different type of birth control that limits her PMS, where she doesn't have them and if she does, they barely last. Bloating is a possibility, she did complain about that. And I wrote all her English papers last week so we could have "alone" time this weekend :(

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When she said she feels fat what did you say? Please tell me you didn't hesitate. Not good if you did, you'll be going without for a while.

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She feels fat? Sweetie, that's code for "I'm bloated, PMSing and I don't want you anywhere near me until I feel human again".

This too shall pass. ;)

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I feel fat today.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

And you think you women have it bad

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I'd be dead 5 minutes after I arrived there.

First, that outfit, not going to happen.
Second, you did not just slap me, oh no you didn't!
Third, no rights? I don't think so!

Yup, I'd be dead!

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

I tell her she is not even close to fat, and that I think she is beautiful. And I usually add that I don't think I am in her league :)

I can be a sweetheart when I want to be.

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Prove it! :p

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I feel fat today.

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LMAO! Should we steer clear of you today Justy? Are you feeling a bit grumpy?

I didn't let her do a thing...
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end...

I'm a bit pissed.

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! Lol

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Originally Posted by Krazi

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

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She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

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Originally Posted by Krazi

I didnt let her do a thing.....
It was her day not to do anything so I guess that meant no boom boom in the bedroom.
Everything I did and bought for her [gifts] made her very happy but in the end.....

i'm a bit pissed.

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Welcome the club, My name is Rome. I've been here about 3 months, feel as long I have a god reputation in the club.

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

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That definitely deserves booty...

I am sorry she is so busy, are you closer to relief?

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Originally Posted by Romefalls19

- She has a tough time in English, I am a good writer(it's a hobby and had a few articles I wrote published) so I did her English papers for Graphic Design degree

- Bought her flowers from the girls for Mother's Day

- Ordered her some under garments she has been wanting for Mother's Day

- I paint her nails and take care of her feet for her

- Massage her feet when she's off work

- Do the dishes, clean up, feed the girls every morning

So ha! lol

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You're not married yet right? How you doing? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

It's supposed to end this Wens(last day of these 2 classes) but on Thursday, she starts another one. No word on how much work will be involved in that one, so the jury is still hung on that verdict

Oh yea, I also coach our oldest tee-ball team and have been having to deal with her ex's mom and sister(both royal bit**es)

They make comments that shouldn't be said

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

She got gifts? What the? I got nothing and hubby still got "boom boom".

I need to rethink this. :(

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I tried for a little some "Boom Boom", but I was told I had to wait until the kids went out to play.

I already knew I was working on a limited time frame... :o

Guess the bill showed up before the plumber! :eek:

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Originally Posted by Justwantfair

I am not grumpy, just Day 1/2 which is uncomfortable, headache, painful day. I am really just moody about 1-2 days prior.

Thankful I am a 72-hr. girl.

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Naproxen Sodium... it helps a lot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

You're not married yet right? How you doin? ;)

My husband made dinner, it was edibleish. I cleaned the dishes afterwards. I don't think he knows how.

Under garments, um, I have underwear that's older then my kids!

Massage? I get a five second back rub if he wants to get me in the mood.

Painted nails. LMAO! That wouldn't end well.

Feed the kids? He's vaguely aware that there are little people living with us.

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She worked all weekend, so I gave the girls breakfast and lunch both days

Took lunch to her yesterday along with doing the laundry and cleaning the bathroom

I used to be horrible at painting her nails, but have gotten a lot better

Oh yea, I also make her coffee and breakfast every morning

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Originally Posted by Krazi

Naproxen Sodium......it helps alot. You can get it at walmart.
OB/GYN dr. prescribe Naproxen for pms cramp and it will help the headache.

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I can't stop laughing at the PMS advice from a guy...

Just keep thinking about my father - who is so anti-PMS, he still calls me up to bring over tampons, because he REFUSES to buy them.

At ten I would have to be the one who paid and bought them, if I was alone with him. I didn't even know what they were for. LMAO.