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  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:21 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    If anyone has some good tips for that sleep thing I hear about...I'm all over it!! :p

    A Bottle of Scotch :cool:
  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:22 PM
    darkvision

    Oh you want long term? In that case I have this pill here... its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.

    Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
    Death
    Comma
    Bleeding
    Memory loss
    Ascension to heaven
    Descent to hell


    Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.

    If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.
  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:24 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    A Bottle of Scotch :cool:

    Now... do I hit myself over the head with this? Does it come with instructions? You know me, I might use this in a manner that hasn't yet been approved! :eek:
  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:28 PM
    darkvision
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Now...do I hit myself over the head with this? Does it come with instructions? You know me, I might use this in a manner that hasn't yet been approved! :eek:

    For that method you let me drink the scotch and then let me hit you in the head with it. However its not a recommended method as you may just get a concussion and not sleep. See my answer for a more permanent solution :)
  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:32 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    Oh you want long term? in that case i have this pill here...its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.

    Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
    Death
    Comma
    Bleeding
    Memory loss
    Ascension to heaven
    Descent to hell


    Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.

    If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.

    I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?

    The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm

    Coma... was a little annoying, but restful

    Bleeding... well, who likes that

    Death... that was quite disturbing

    Acension... the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache

    Memory loss... ongoing problem

    I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!
  • Mar 8, 2009, 09:43 PM
    darkvision
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?

    The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm

    Coma...was a little annoying, but restful

    Bleeding...well, who likes that

    Death...that was quite disturbing

    Acension...the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache

    Memory loss...ongoing problem

    I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!

    It seems to me your mixing up some of your symptoms. Now then the memory loss came about when the pill took out part of your brain, same with the bleeding, both perfectly normal side effects. The ascension bit with the headache from the light, the light didn't cause the headache, the bullet I mean pill did. The light you saw came from the hole in your head. After that you slipped into a coma and died. The death part is actually supposed to be the restful part, but for how long were you dead? This could be why you are not happy with our product. As for the descent, this probably occurred in the coma when you were put in the ambulance(bumpy and multiple people, equipment etc ofc it was warm! Not to mention that the more your core temperature drops the warmer you will feel)

    Does this better explain what happened? Also I see that you took the generic, this is NOT recommended, but as such we can provide no further help to you for legal reasons. Id contact the manufacture that made it mexico to see what they have to say about any lingering side effects you have, such as death.
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Oh hey...Stringy, I forgot to tell ya! You said there is no place for bikes, on your thread. Where the heck is Rebby gonna park?? You gotta make a special spot for our Rebby girl!

    You better make accomodations, or there is going to be a prison riot! :p

    ...and I hope you made Momma's cell comfy for her or you'll be in big trouble little man! ;)

    Taken care of, tomorrow we are doing remolding... but Rebby's wheels come off after she parks... for her safety. And you know that I would never forget Momma C.

    Needed this cigarette... whew... :)
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:02 PM
    starbuck8

    I was only dead for a teeny tiny sec.---no biggie! Hmmm, isn't that a contradiction in terms?

    I shall contact my attourney, who will be in touch with your shady attourney's and the distribution of this product, and have my legal staff contact your attourney's by the dawn of the early day.

    Someone must pay! I don't like dying. I've heard bad things can come of this!
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:02 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Hmmm...I'll have to give that a try. Although I have tried this method in the past, it has not had any long term effects! :p

    Do you mean GOOD long term effects??
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:04 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Taken car of, tomorrow we are doing remolding...but Rebby's wheels come off after she parks....for her safety. And you know that I would never forget Momma C.

    Needed this cigarette...whew.....:)

    TMI... TMI... TMI! Now I have to deal with this, along with the side effects of my medication? Uuuhhhggggg! What you people put me through. This poor ducky is about to QUACK!
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:06 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Do you mean GOOD long term effects???

    You've seen my case reports... what do YOU think? LOL! :p
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:12 PM
    darkvision
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    TMI...TMI...TMI!! Now I have to deal with this, along with the side effects of my medication?? Uuuhhhggggg!! What you people put me through. This poor ducky is about to QUACK!

    And here I thought that I had issues :rolleyes:

    Pft that LSD should kick in any time now... then again I may not have taken into account how much drugs the sheriff probably did to want to be a sheriff. Hmmm, well time will tell.
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:23 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    and here i thought that I had issues :rolleyes:

    pft that LSD should kick in any time now.......then again i may not have taken into account how much drugs the sheriff probably did to want to be a sheriff. hmmm, well time will tell.

    Huh?

    Oh well, back to 'sleep' Starduck... later.
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:26 PM
    starbuck8

    G'nite Stringy!

    Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:29 PM
    Stringer
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    G'nite Stringy!

    Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)

    63 degrees here today but lots of rain. Don't mind the rain... snow... no! No more!
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:29 PM
    darkvision

    You have a dog named snickers? Lol I have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. What bread is your dog?
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:31 PM
    Stringer

    Record New Years Eve Jump - Video

    Scary... wonder if our Rebby will see this?

    Got to go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning...
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:35 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    You have a dog named snickers? lol i have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. what bread is your dog?

    Her name is actually Niki. I call her Snickers all of the time though. She also gets called Nikster, Bubba, Bubba Boo, Bubba Loo, Fatty Dog, Chunky Cheese, Chunkster, Chunky Butt... well I could go on... but she answers to them all! She's a Yellow Lab/American Eskie. She's my big baby, and she's such a good girl.

    Stringy... it's -2 Fahrenheit here! Yesterday it was in the mid 50's!
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:37 PM
    starbuck8
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Record New Years Eve Jump - Video

    Scary....wonder if our Rebby will see this?

    Gotta go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning....

    Do I want to watch this? Is this a scary trick you are playing on me again with heights Stringy? You think yer funneeee don't you?
  • Mar 8, 2009, 10:41 PM
    darkvision
    I believe its sleepy time for me, will be taking that pill, wake me in the morning.

    Night all, night bubba, please don't rape me in my sleep.

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