A Bottle of Scotch :cool:
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Oh you want long term? In that case I have this pill here... its scientific name is "holowpointes .357 magnumus" just pull this little lever in the back and you will sleep the deepest sleep ever.
Side effects of this pill include(but not limited to)
Death
Comma
Bleeding
Memory loss
Ascension to heaven
Descent to hell
Not recommended for everyone please consult a doctor before taking this medication as it could have serious complications.
If sleep persists for more than 5 years please consult a physician as this may be a serious side effect of the drug.
I believe I've tried the generic brand of this drug. I've experienced all side effects, and many are linguring. Is there an antidote or something to balance these effects?
The decent to hell was bumpy and a little warm
Coma... was a little annoying, but restful
Bleeding... well, who likes that
Death... that was quite disturbing
Acension... the light got in my eyes and gave me a headache
Memory loss... ongoing problem
I do remember meeting a nice man by the name of Rip Van Winkle though!
It seems to me your mixing up some of your symptoms. Now then the memory loss came about when the pill took out part of your brain, same with the bleeding, both perfectly normal side effects. The ascension bit with the headache from the light, the light didn't cause the headache, the bullet I mean pill did. The light you saw came from the hole in your head. After that you slipped into a coma and died. The death part is actually supposed to be the restful part, but for how long were you dead? This could be why you are not happy with our product. As for the descent, this probably occurred in the coma when you were put in the ambulance(bumpy and multiple people, equipment etc ofc it was warm! Not to mention that the more your core temperature drops the warmer you will feel)
Does this better explain what happened? Also I see that you took the generic, this is NOT recommended, but as such we can provide no further help to you for legal reasons. Id contact the manufacture that made it mexico to see what they have to say about any lingering side effects you have, such as death.
I was only dead for a teeny tiny sec.---no biggie! Hmmm, isn't that a contradiction in terms?
I shall contact my attourney, who will be in touch with your shady attourney's and the distribution of this product, and have my legal staff contact your attourney's by the dawn of the early day.
Someone must pay! I don't like dying. I've heard bad things can come of this!
G'nite Stringy!
Poor Snickers! I didn't know that we got yet ANOTHER dump of snow, and she was outside. I could hardly see her out there! :( I'm soooo sick of snow! Enough already! Yuck! Good thing Niki has a big fur coat. ;)
You have a dog named snickers? Lol I have to tell my mom, she has a toy poodle named that. What bread is your dog?
Record New Years Eve Jump - Video
Scary... wonder if our Rebby will see this?
Got to go now, two business meetings tomorrow morning...
Her name is actually Niki. I call her Snickers all of the time though. She also gets called Nikster, Bubba, Bubba Boo, Bubba Loo, Fatty Dog, Chunky Cheese, Chunkster, Chunky Butt... well I could go on... but she answers to them all! She's a Yellow Lab/American Eskie. She's my big baby, and she's such a good girl.
Stringy... it's -2 Fahrenheit here! Yesterday it was in the mid 50's!
I believe its sleepy time for me, will be taking that pill, wake me in the morning.
Night all, night bubba, please don't rape me in my sleep.
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