Actually, it was more Chitty than Chatty.

Ha ha, you are such a dork waud! But you make me laugh so I like you. Did I just ruin it?

I hope J's son is okay...

Laura... my gosh, sorry about the kitchen! Hope they work fast!

AH---I love you.

J and Laura... omg... you guys are going to be SWAMPED with my questions tomorrow! Moderator is SCARY!

Night Synnen...

Night Start!

Thanks again for the synopsis so I didn't have to read back some 100 pages!

Ha, no problem, I was so bored today all I did was sit on my cute soft buns and read read read everyone's crap and it was good. Have a good morning, hope there isn't too much work waiting for you. Get the espresso before you even get there k? I would like to see you in a good mood!

Well, I *am* PMSing, but after 3 days in the sun and on the lake with nothing to really do... I'm feeling GREAT! I read 2 romances, got a $300 Ralph Lauren jacket for 25 cents, lost $60 at the casino, and managed to not crave a smoke until I got back to town! Yay for me!

The only thing that's killing me now is that I wore the bikini out on the lake. I am LOBSTER red on my shoulders, hips, chest, arms, belly and back. My legs, however, are still cookie dough white. Don't ask me how THAT works.

Even slathering on SPF 45 every 20 minutes didn't stop me from burning, though. I can't find a comfy way to lay right now at ALL!

Good job on the jacket, good job on wearing the bikini, and good job on the smokes! My legs have a hard time getting the same color as the rest of my body too! 60 bucks on the casino? I lost 60 at the video poker machines the other night! So that is OK!Put your lotion in the fridge and slather it on every 30 minutes till you can get some dang rest!

I've got my sleep schedule all switched again, so it will be another hour or so before I can zonk out. I'll take a melatonin then, and sleep like a baby.

I'm ready to go beat the kids in the park across the street, though! 11 PM on a work night, and they're over there screamin and yelling like it's noon on a Saturday! I should just call the damned cops on them, is what I should do!

Go ahead but you will have to wait for them to show up and then you will never get to bed. I would just tell them to shush up or you will kick their a--es all the way home... How is that?

NIGHTY NIGHT! I am heading out.

Ok may sound like icky and stuff but if you use some vinegar in the bath it will take the heat out of your burn...

Actually... I thought that sounded weird, Myth, but my mom-in-law did that on Saturday when I was crying it hurt so bad, and it really helped!

I don't have any vinegar in the house right now, but I do have aloe, and that seems to be helping.

Start... they FINALLY left! Hooray!

It works wonders... I honestly used heat on my sunburns... like a hot shower and that seemed to help me... There is also a product called resonal you can get from walgreens or walmart that works wonders on stuff like that. I just used it on a heat rash and on diaper rash and I swear it was gone in a couple of hours.

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Originally Posted by startover22

Ha ha, you are such a dork waud! But you make me laugh so I like ya. Did I just ruin it?

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Well thank you! When it comes to Dork Wauds, I consider myself top notch. I'm such a big Dork Wuad, you could say I'm a power loaded Dork Waud. :p

Wow seeing the word Dork Wuad spelled out looks really funny!

I really do not think that is the correct spelling. When my Momma taught me to spell my name, it was Dork Wad III. Yes, I am the Third Dork Wad in a long line of Dork Wads.

OIC!! That's such a lovely name Dork Wad!

I've been on this computer way too long! It makes me delirious!

I've left delirious behind and gone on to straight up CRAZY! That's what gets me through my day.

Craziness does help!

Grrrrr... Have you ever wanted to take a surgical 2x4 to someone's forehead just to make them get the facts through their thick skull... god I feel sorry for the boyfriend...

On that note I'm going to bed and I hope my lack of being PC and the suck will get it driven home... night all

Thanks for the greenie there rank...