But remember dear Ruby, my bobbies are permanently perky!!

And don't call me a hag!!

LMAO Oh my word ruby you might scar him for life, and j shut up about your bloody perky tits lol if you want boi oil ;)

Lips are sealed!!

Okay I'll talk about my droopy booty?

Ya J_9, no showing off those perky items around here. Cappy may chase after you rather than me with the not so perky ones no more... boohoo. :(

Hag? Not today dear. Maybe perky boobied wench?

Giggle its OK ruby we can form our own saggy boob club lol

Cappy chase after me!! No way! Won't happen.

Twas only a matter of time before they stuck you all in a looney bin! Say, you got any of that tasty Timothy Leary Kool-Aid?

Kool-aid, now you're talking.

Hey we been in the Loony Bin and

ESCAPED, right Ruby!!

Ok is DR male?? If you are you are stepping into a whirl of women that will torment you and you will become our play thing lol

Yes... and I know exactly what I am stepping in... er, inTO! Lol

Ya, J_9 and I were in another looney bin. I think we still are.?

Oops, got to go. I'll be back.

Do you really know what you are stepping in Doctor?

Calling Doctor J, Calling Doctor J...

Code blue to room Looney

LOL with a name like Drjizzle your asking for trouble in here giggle rubs her hands with glee ;)

HELLO (echo:hello, hello, hello)

Anybody in here?

Guess I shouldn't have left.

No you shouldn't they all buggered off and left me :(

I b sorry CBW.

Love the new pic of babe, by the way.

Whose big mouth does she have, yours or bens? :p

:( My baby doesn't have a big mouth I'm going to go tell ben you insulted his daughter...

Heeheehee. So, I will rephrase. Who does she take after in the yelling your head off dept, you or ben?

**Ben is the greatest person I have ever had the honour of knowing ;)**

Well according to his mum its him apparently he was a right little s~~t when he was that age but then if you ask my mum she would say its me and its payback for all the s~~t I gave her... mmmmmm

LOL. They all say that. LOL. This is the time of life all parents of adult children love. They can visit and play and spoil, then say -- bye, bye, got to go. Then they laugh at you. Payback is a "B".

I don't know what my mums talking about I was the nice child it was my sister that was the cow god I remember them brawling on the kitchen floor I never did anything like that but then I was never bloody home giggle

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Ruby have you lost the plot?

Woo Hoo, I am a cheerleader mother. Just found out

And

Guess what

They cheer in LATIN!!

ROFLMFAO!!

LMFAO oh my Rea better come over here for a week and pick up some latin tips (chuckles)

Okay, now I am the mom of a cheerleader, track star, and swim star. Nursing student and mother of a totally active 5 year old stinky BOY!!

I think I need a nap. LOL

Nah you don't that just shows your age giggle...

Oh, my age, let's not talk about that!!

Hehehehehe your as old as you feel and hell if we were to go by mental age I think we would be around 5 with johnny ;)


On that note I'm off to bed its nearly midnight and I'm achey and tierd xxx

Good morning Good morning where the hell are all of you good morning good morning to you :D

*tips hat*

Ack! Good Morning, I think. I am so tired of not sleeping, making me a bit fuzzy. It is Cappy's fault. I can't stop dreaming about him. Those little monkey eyes are so expressive and full of wonderment... hmmm...

Kind of freaks me out. Makes me want to pull out that frying pan again.

Can anyone tell me why the alphabet is in that particular order?

Or why we nod our head to express 'yes' but shake it to say 'no'?

OR even better;

If you did manage to invent a time machine, then went back to before you were born and accidentally did something that stopped your parents from meeting, you'd instantly cease to exist right?

But then you wouldn't have existed to make a time machine, so you wouldn't have stopped your parents from meeting, so you'd exist again!

But then you would make the time machine...

So would you just start fading in and out of existence?


These are the things that keep me awake at night!

Hi I am. Hmmm. I am so sorry that you allow these things to weigh so heavily on your mind. I am not that deep or pensive. Although, I have to admit, if I did try thinking about those things it would probably put me right to sleep. Have you tried counting sheep?

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Ooh, no, those cold, black, staring eyes! :eek:

Try thinking --- lamb chop with a bit o' mint jelly.

Oooh yeah much bette... wait a minute, why would they be jumping around my bedroom? Lol!

Only think lamb chop when those cold dead staring eyes start freakin' you out.

The other way to get some rest is to watch one of George W. Bush's speeches. If that doesn't put you to sleep, I don't know what will.

Good morning everyone!! I am sorry you all did not sleep well.

Anyone up for some coffee and breakfast?

Yes please. I have had two cups and it is not really helping. Mind cranking up the espresso machine? I will have a couple of eggs over easy. Thanks for the offer.

How are you today J_9?

Oh how I love my espresso machine!! Gets me through long nights of studying.

I am doing well this morning Ruby. Going to be a beautiful day and I don't have to be kooped up in a classromm or hospital today. I think I will get some studying done then go plant some flowers.

Weather says it will be 85 today. A little too hot for me, especially for March.

Yes. Too hot for me too. I am glad you are finally getting a day to chill. I can't plant anything yet. Snow still on the ground. Planting doesn't get started until late April around here. But, the snow has melted off enough for me to start walking the property again to assess winter damage. Got to get the spring cleanup list together. Have to be careful though. My neighbor, black bear, is coming out of hibernation. :eek:

Black bears are just like puppy dogs! LOL

We had a mother grizzly and her two cubs as a neighbor one summer while living in Alaska. We had our tents up all in a circle, I looked at my friends tent as Mama and babies passed by and all I could see was a big red neon sign on their yellow tent that read DINER