Ask Me Help Desk - We need to tell Alty how we feel about her

Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

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Originally Posted by hheath541

poor, sad, lonely, ovary.

i like my freckles. i just recently noticed that the ones on my face have faded to almost nothing. no idea when that happened. still have freckles elsewhere, though.

No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

LMAO! :p

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

No freckles here, just birth marks, or moles, or what my mother referred to as "beauty marks" (thanks mom!). I hate them.

I used to have two rather large moles, one right on my collar bone right hand side and another on the top portion of my breast, also right hand side.

My wedding dress was off the shoulder. Someone actually asked me if I drew the moles on because it was sexy. What? Sexy? I think not! I had the removed a few years back. Darn stupid moles. :(

Jared has freckles, you have to look closely but they're there. :)

I have a mole. It's on the right side of my left breast, closer to the clevage area. The only thing that doesn't cover it up is swimsuits, and I hate it. I want to get it removed. Nick told me not to, but I want to, I hate hate hate it. I also have a blush colored birthmark on the left side of my belly button, it looks like I either pinched it a bunch and the redness started to fade, or like I rubbed blush on my tummy, either way, there's not much I can do about that one.

EDIT: I think the birthmark is the same type as the one in the picture, but it's about as small as my thumb and not as red.
http://www.patient.co.uk/images/OM1288a.jpg

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Originally Posted by KeepItSimpleStupid

Do you know what you get when you turn three blonds upside down?

Two brunettes and a redhead.

:eek:
LOL!

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Hmm good point Hheath, I'll take a litle extra egg with my egg please.

Does that make it extra-eggy egg salad?

One good thing about living in Canada, my mole removal was free. I just went to my doctor, told him they bothered me and he wrote down that they were suspicious and therefore the removal was covered by health care. :)

I like eggs and mayo. Now I'm just hungry mean girls.

Buttercup, cut it out! ;)

I like my moles. I have one on the outside of my right breast. Another on the inside of my left hip. And one on each side of my lower back, right above my hips. That's not counting the several that intermingle with the freckles on my arms and legs.

I think my moles are cute. And sexy.

Oh, and I am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! So there *storms off pouting*

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Originally Posted by hheath541

oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*

Do you have your own theme music go off every time you say this :D

Oh oh and flashes of lightening in the background, and you could strike a pose :D

From who's who to sports to? REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS??

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Originally Posted by KBC

And I was asking about this 'Alty' person....:rolleyes:

GO BLACKHAWKS!!!!

BAHH, bLACKHAWKS,, gO pENS!!

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Originally Posted by hheath541

oh, and i am NOT buttercup. I'm SNAPDRAGON! so there *storms off pouting*

Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

LMAO! :p

yes, that is just so precious, ROTFLMAO.

Tick

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)

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Originally Posted by Stringer

Now this is a subject I likeeee. :)

Yeppers!

Morning Folks, what's on the table this morning?

G'morning:

Alty's had enough love. I want 30 pages telling me how much you adore me.

excon

Well, I don't know you very well, but I do have a soft spot for bad boys and musicians.

I also can't resist a guy in stripes.

Hello again, A:

That's three out of three. Go ahead, fawn...

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again, A:

That's three outta three. Go ahead, fawn.....

excon

Sorry, dude. I'm way too hetero to fawn over you the way I do Alty.

Morning, Cats:

Kay... Let's argue then.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Morning, Cats:

Kay... Let's argue then.

excon

Put up yer dukes!

I'm swooning.
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm up for a good discussion ;)

What's on the agenda?

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

I'm swooning.
I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'm up for a good discussion ;)

What's on the agenda?

Click on the Current Events topic and take your pick. Be warned, Ex and I both love to tweak people, and each other.

I love being tweaked. Its so romantic. Ex, are you a good tweaker ?

Tick

Hi Bella, I went to see the collie, which wasn't a collie, and wasn't big. I guess my idea of a collie and her idea are two different things. Anyway, he isn't up for adoption yet because they are getting rid of fleas and had to shave parts of him, he is four not two. He was crossed with something and something, its anybody's guess what those something's are.

So back to the drawing board, I guess you haven't found me a Borzoi yet, huh ?

Tick

Actually funny you say that! My friend called me last night and said she may have something avalible in your area. I am waiting for the link. Unfortuantly she can only tell me a few hours before he gets posted to the pet finder. She said she would send me his pic and the bio this afternoon.

Maybe he was a Shelty? (the other dog)

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Originally Posted by Aurora_Bell

Actually funny you say that! My friend called me last night and said she may have something avalible in your area. I am waiting for the link. Unfortuantly she can only tell me a few hours before he gets posted to the pet finder. She said she would send me his pic and the bio this afternoon.

Maybe he was a Shelty? (the other dog)

No, not a shelty, just a heinz57. Not that I have anything against mixed breeds, he is not up for adoption yet and even then, he is just a medium size dog.

I understand, when I was looking for another dog, the people at the shelter kept trying to pressure me into getting a lab mix, I wanted a bully breed, and I was waiting for the right one.

You know when you find the right one, just like people you just click. When I first met Lady, she was so skinny, timid, and shaking. She wouldn't make eye contact and she had her tail between her legs.

I took her for a walk and we stopped and we turned around to go back to the house where she was staying and she looked up at me and licked my hand.

We didn't really know if she had any experience with kids, but when I brought my daughter down to meet her, Lady came over and gave her a lick on the cheeck. I knew she was mine after that.

Yes, I know all too well the connection with a dog. I still miss Taffy, in fact I am sure I heard her bark inside the house when I drove up the other day. Her presence is around, I find that comforting. This time of year was always our new beginning for walks.

Tick

Oh Tick, I'm sorry, I kow how hard it is.

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Originally Posted by excon

G'morning:

Alty's had enough love. I want 30 pages telling me how much you adore me.

excon

Exy, there's no such thing as enough love. Gimme more! :D

You know I adore you, haven't I told you that recently? Okay fine, I'll say it again for the people in the back. I adore Exy! :cool:

excon:

If I give you that kind of love, my husband gets jealous.

If I give ALTY that kind of love, my husband gets turned on.

Sorry, honey. Got to go with what works ;)

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Originally Posted by Synnen

excon:

If I give you that kind of love, my husband gets jealous.

If I give ALTY that kind of love, my husband gets turned on.

Sorry, honey. Gotta go with what works ;)

LOL! I love it! :D :cool:

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Originally Posted by Synnen

excon:

If I give you that kind of love, my husband gets jealous.

If I give ALTY that kind of love, my husband gets turned on.

Sorry, honey. Gotta go with what works ;)

When you give Alty that kind of love, LOTS of guys get turned on.

Go, Baby, Go!

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Originally Posted by albear

do you have your own theme music go off every time you say this :D

oh oh and flashes of lightening in the background, and you could strike a pose :D

My own theme music, THAT'S what I need.

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Originally Posted by Cat1864

Why does that sound like one of those cute little animated faeries trying to look mad and failing miserably? :D

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I am NOT animated OR a fairy. I'd have to be a boy to be a fairy.

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Originally Posted by Catsmine

When you give Alty that kind of love, LOTS of guys get turned on.

Go, Baby, Go!

And girls. Can I get video?

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Originally Posted by hheath541

and girls. can i get video?

I wouldn't mind a copy as well please :)

I wonder if they'd let me play, as well?