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  • May 11, 2009, 10:26 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Try telling that to Vaughn!!!
    I bought him a black jacket and it had 2 pink drawstrings... he hates it lol
    Asked a girl I was dating if she had some chapstick. Parched lips are bad. Slickery lips are better. So she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, I said "it doesnt matter"

    Well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room I had to promptly put it away... just couldn't use it. At least not in public. Slender pink thing. With glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    Might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    Man card violation.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:27 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    I think bowling is fun Shazzy... maybe we're dorks? :confused:
    Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:
  • May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

    well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it... ;)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Krazi View Post
    sex in the movies is great!!! the car thing is out unless you have a desinated driver behind the wheel. House parties are still in but not as fun/safe...to many idiots out there now-a-days....
    The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

    Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!
  • May 11, 2009, 10:28 AM
    kp2171
    Aw... I liked the other avi, sarah...

    Not that there's much wrong with that one.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    asked a girl i was dating if she had some chapstick. parched lips r bad. slickery lips r better. so she said yes, but it was kinds "girly"... sure of myself, i said "it doesnt matter"

    well after proverbially waving my confidence around the room i had to promptly put it away... just couldnt use it. at least not in public. slender pink thing. with glittery type stuff, an applicator tip brush thingy.

    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    I'm picturing it and the look on your face is priceless.

    Not many men can pull off sparkles! :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:29 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    aw... i liked the other avi, sarah...

    not that theres much wrong with that one.
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
  • May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    might as well have been shaped like a penis and have the lip goo squirt out.

    man card violation.
    I nearly choked on the my chocolate reading that!
  • May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Next time, KP, just pull out your vibrator for personal pleasure, and people will think nothing of it...;)
    No can do... that "personal" vibe belonged to a girl. Lost it when I packed up her crap and left it on the front porch.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:30 AM
    Romefalls19

    Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiancé... This is really starting to get annoying guys
  • May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
    You set records weekly on changing your avi... almost gives me a headache! :mad:
  • May 11, 2009, 10:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Nah Alty is the dork... bowling is for cool people :cool:
    Bowling sucks. You wear shoes that have been worn by 2 million other people, you run down a lane throw a ball and try to knock over pins. Where's the fun in that?

    Now, if they had my exes lined up like pins then I'd be a pro bowler, loving every minute of it! :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:
    Awww I like a bit of change!
    I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p
  • May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    Ugh! Note to self, never try to instigate "that type of talk" with my fiance...This is really starting to get annoying guys
    What on earth did you say?
  • May 11, 2009, 10:32 AM
    Krazi

    Elevator sex!!

    Why can't I get an animated pic? [not allowed?]

    Kp... glitter lip gloss??
    Lmao!
  • May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Awww I like a bit of change!
    I get sick of seeing my same picture every day :p
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi... the world collapses.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    ---which one? LOL I changed them a lot.

    Sarah
    The candid you just had up.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:33 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    You set records weekly on changing your avi...almost gives me a headache! :mad:
    I like change.

    I get bored.

    What can I say.

    Sarah
  • May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    The car thing never worked well for me, I have long legs, big boobs, bad things happen.

    Sex in the movies, it's okay, but sex in the stairwell of a highrise, that was fun!
    Sex in the car, the only thing the old boat cars of the 80s were good for.

    Least you had some room to maneuver. Cars now a days, no way.

    Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:34 AM
    shazamataz
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.
    Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
    You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p
  • May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
    kp2171
    The cowgirl hat and boots works jus' fine.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.
    You picked it right back up again though.

    There are some avi's that should never change.

    Alty being another one.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:35 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Yeah but everyone loves your avi lol
    You are permitted to change it, but it must be another tiger :p
    I don't understand why I have to have a tiger... you gals are too picky for me.

    Justy, the roadhead comment is DEAD on. Stick shifts are not welcome in my line of work. Only one "stick" in the car at a time... :cool:
  • May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
    Romefalls19

    All I did was try to have a little dirty talk, since she's home doing nothing and DENIED!
  • May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Road head is still optional in all vehicles and the reason not to purchase a stick shift.
    *sentimental sigh*... "road head"...
  • May 11, 2009, 10:36 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kctiger View Post
    Some people take it personally. Heaven forbid I change my Avi...the world collapses.
    Meh. I don't mind.

    Don't cave in next time you change it ;)

    Sarah
  • May 11, 2009, 10:37 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    All I did was try to have a little dirty talk, since she's home doing nothing and DENIED!
    Yup, PMS! Try again next week Rome. :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:38 AM
    Romefalls19

    This has been happening for more than a week... No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood
  • May 11, 2009, 10:38 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Meh. I don't mind.

    Don't cave in next time you change it ;)

    Sarah
    ::covers Muddy's mouth::

    Don't listen to that girl behind the curtain... :D
  • May 11, 2009, 10:39 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    You picked it right back up again though.

    There are some avi's that should never change.

    Alty being another one.
    This wasn't always my avy. I had a really creepy bug, a bunny, whipgirl, some sort of animal that everyone thought was a rat.

    I like this avy because it looks very similar to a picture I had done once.

    No, it's not me. Dream on! :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:39 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This has been happening for more than a week...No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood
    Well Rome, we'll talk dirty to you, will that help? :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    ::covers Muddy's mouth::

    Don't listen to that girl behind the curtain... :D
    Licks Justy's hand.

    Sarah
  • May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Romefalls19 View Post
    This has been happening for more than a week...No sex, no dirty talk. It's a stress relief for guys, and then she wonders why I'm in a bad mood
    It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

    Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

    It should do the trick.
  • May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    *sentimental sigh*... "road head"...
    I think we need details KP! :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:40 AM
    shazamataz

    That'd be right... it starts getting dirty when I have to go to bed :p

    Goodnight all!

    :)
  • May 11, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Licks Justy's hand.

    Sarah
    OCD kicking in... Must fight it, must fight it... I will be back, I have to wash my hands. :p

    ::runs away::
  • May 11, 2009, 10:41 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

    Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

    It should do the trick.
    Depending on the girl, that could go downhill fast Justy!
  • May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
    Alty
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    That'd be right... it starts getting dirty when I have to go to bed :p

    Goodnight all!

    :)
    Night Shazzy, sweet dreams! :D
  • May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    It's stress relief for women also. I am a bear when it's been too long.

    Get naked and play solo in front of her, or let her 'catch' you.

    It should do the trick.
    ---are you "allowed" to watch porn Rome?

    Why don't you let her catch you choking your jimmy to that..

    Just a thought.

    Sarah
  • May 11, 2009, 10:42 AM
    kctiger
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Depending on the girl, that could go downhill fast Justy!
    Agreed. I have NEVER dated a girl that would have been cool with walking in on that situation...

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