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  • Apr 30, 2009, 10:54 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by isneezefunny View Post
    dude. We're saying bye to diego's testicles...

    I just said hello to mine...

    T m I
  • Apr 30, 2009, 10:55 AM
    mudweiser

    Speaking of frolicking and spring.. I'm deciding on what bathing suits to buy:

    Help?

    Skinny Dip Swimwear & Bikinis 61000 - 2 PC Retro Halter Bikini with O-rings and Tie Side Bottoms

    Leg Avenue Skinny Dip - White Terrycloth Cover Up Dress w/ Eyelet Ruffles

    OR

    Skinny Dip Swimwear 61042 - Striped Bandeau Top Bikini with Low Rise Scoop Bottom with Rope Weave

    I am in the shapiest shape... so hmm..

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:00 AM
    kp2171
    I

    Love

    Swimsuit

    Season

    ... actually, the first day in the spring, when the weather is warm enough that women all wear skirts... that is xmas in, well, spring...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:04 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    never licked a what? nevermind...

    A frolic. :p
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:04 AM
    mudweiser

    Haha.

    Hrmm.. well I got invited to someone's pool party for next weekend. I know I should be saving money but I haven't treated myself in a loooooonnnggg time.

    :)

    SArAhhhh
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:05 AM
    Alty

    I hate bathing suit shopping. My upper half doesn't match my lower half. Bikini shopping is a full day event, even then I usually leave empty handed.

    Any volunteers to go shopping with me? You can hold my purse while I try on bathing suits!

    I may need some help doing up the back. :)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:11 AM
    kp2171
    I vote for the retro halter pink w/ white dots... the red and white bandeau just doesn't look like you can move in it w/out constantly adjusting. At least the halter looks like it might have some support.

    The white is fine. Not absolutely in love with it, but covers more and is cute enough... if a little more coverage makes you more comfy, its cute.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:11 AM
    mudweiser

    I can go with you Alty :)

    No worries. I'm not perfect. I have a booty that won't fit in most jeans :(

    KP: Thanks that's what I was thinking ;)

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:15 AM
    kp2171
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I hate bathing suit shopping. My upper half doesn't match my lower half. Bikini shopping is a full day event, even then I usually leave empty handed.

    Been with a girl who bought two sizes of the same dress for a wedding... a long skirt bottom and a halter-ish type top with a bolero jacket... they were on super sale, so the 10 top with the 6 bottom worked out and cost no more than one dress regular... she needed the waist altered for the top, but at least it fit her without cutting off all circulation to her chest...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:19 AM
    Alty
    4 Attachment(s)

    Here are some that I like.

    All basically the same style, but I think it would look good on most body types.

    Attachment 19225

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  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:21 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    been with a girl who bought two sizes of the same dress for a wedding... a long skirt bottom and a halter-ish type top with a bolero jacket... they were on super sale, so the 10 top with the 6 bottom worked out and cost no more than one dress regular... she needed the waist altered for the top, but at least it fit her without cutting off all circulation to her chest...

    That's exactly my problem. I have a large chest, small rib cage, small waist and I have hips.

    I should really sew my own swim suit. With my luck the seams would come undone the first time I wore it. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:24 AM
    mudweiser

    Alty. That's why you mismatch swim suits. Large/Medium up top and a small on the bottom.

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:25 AM
    Alty

    Large medium on top doesn't work Muddy. I'm a 32F bra size, not easy to find one that fits both around the rib cage and holds in the girls. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:26 AM
    Unknown008

    Alty, that's the first time I see such swimsuit models...
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:27 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    Alty, that's the first time I see such swimsuit models...

    You're welcome! ;):D
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:27 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Large medium on top doesn't work Muddy. I'm a 32F bra size, not easy to find one that fits both around the rib cage and holds in the girls. ;)

    YEOwsers 32F- boy-o I'm just a 34 C!

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:28 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    yEOwsers 32F- boy-o I'm just a 34 C!

    Sarah

    Ya, they're not small by any means. :(

    I do have to say, I get a lot of glances when I do wear a bikini. I'm constantly checking to make sure I haven't popped out.

    No worries while in Germany, then I just go to the topless beaches, burn in places I never want to burn again! ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:29 AM
    mudweiser

    Your husband must love 'em ;)

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:31 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Your husband must love 'em ;)

    Sarah

    Yes, he does. Darn man! ;)

    I want to get a breast reduction, they're starting to hurt my back, me no likey!

    We'll see though. Hubby is against it, but he doesn't have to lug them around. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:32 AM
    mudweiser

    I would say!

    I want implants haha.. My boobies look like a B more than a C.

    But then again...

    How do guys feel about girls getting implants?

    KP? KC?Sneezy? Friend4u?

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:37 AM
    Unknown008

    For my part, no, the natural way is just fine... as long as the baby (if I get one) can have the amount of milk it needs.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:40 AM
    Unknown008

    Ok, bye everybody, time for me to go to bed. Cya!

    Have a good day, Alty, Sarah, NM, Sneezy, Kp, Kc, Justy, Stringer, Adam, nightlite, forgetting anyone?
    And also Bear!
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:42 AM
    Justwantfair

    Just make sure you are up in time to meet me at the airport, Unky.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:43 AM
    Unknown008
    Just inform me the time you'll arrive Justy... you need my mobile number? :D
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:44 AM
    Justwantfair

    Yeah, but it's more for the phone sex... :D
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Yeah, but it's more for the phone sex... :D

    Ahhh! Unky is under 18 Justy! Ahhhhh! :eek:
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Unknown008

    :confused: sorry, I don't know that expression. Will see later, bye!
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:46 AM
    mudweiser
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    :confused: sorry, I don't know that expression. Will see later, bye!

    Talking dirty on the telephone Unky ;) About sex and what you want to do to eachother--- giggles.


    JUSTY: HAHAH! Let's hope his little sister doesn't overhear the conversation.

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:47 AM
    ISneezeFunny
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    I would say!

    I want implants haha.. My boobies look like a B more than a C.

    But then again....

    How do guys feel about girls getting implants?

    KP? KC?Sneezy? Friend4u?

    Sarah

    Leave yours the way they are. I like them just fine.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:47 AM
    kp2171
    First of all... love where this thread has gone.

    Warms a boys heart.

    Second... I dated a girl with "well done" implants. They were fine. More structure than you'd see normally when she was on her back, but otherwise they were really quite soft and nice for the most part... nothing that would distract a boy. Nothing like the "boobs on a board" look you see with bad implants.

    But she went like one cup size up with a little more structure... didn't try to jump 3 sizes I guess... so she was conservative and had good results in the end.

    Personally... a confident woman is about the sexiest thing there is... so I've dated different body types... A to DD cup, petite to just taller than me, and I've always been more engaged by the woman's drive. Her eyes and smile and kiss are what can lock me in. all the rest, its fun, but no substutute for real attention and focused attraction.

    Not to say I'm not a visual pig like most men. A woman can stop me in my tracks with a flash of legs or a few buttons undone.

    Sure... I might remember bre's tight back and great rack, or nicole's curvy hips and naughty smile... each lover has their own unique things... but I never wished one would have what another had.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:48 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    Leave yours the way they are. I like them just fine.

    That's what you say to all the girls! :p
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Justwantfair
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Ahhh! Unky is under 18 Justy! Ahhhhh! :eek:

    Wow, well I don't like them that young... geesh.

    My huge oops. :o
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:50 AM
    Alty

    Quote:

    a woman can stop me in my tracks with a flash of legs or a few buttons undone.
    :: Alty flashes some leg and undoes a few buttons, then gives KP the come hither look:: :)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:50 AM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Wow, well I don't like them that young... geesh.

    My huge oops. :o

    He's very mature for his age. I think he's 15. Am I right Unky?
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:53 AM
    nikosmom

    I think Unky is 16.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:54 AM
    mudweiser

    I think Unky is 17

    Sarah
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:55 AM
    Justwantfair

    Anything teen... not for me... I am an old lady now.

    I must act accordingly.
  • Apr 30, 2009, 11:57 AM
    Alty

    Anyone for 18? Going once, going twice!

    I guess we'll have to wait for Unky to confirm his age.

    I see Bear peeking. ;)
  • Apr 30, 2009, 12:08 PM
    nikosmom

    Bye Unky!

    **Please come back to confirm your age!
  • Apr 30, 2009, 12:14 PM
    Justwantfair
    Please further my embarrassment and make it complete... :eek:

    Please!
    Please!
    Please!

    Going once, twice, oops sorry Unky no longer has to confirm his age... :p

    But he must add it to his signature line as reminder for any other Mrs. Robinson out there. :D

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